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  • October 9, 2014
    This is the Gummi Bear Skeleton Candle. It's a 3-pound, nine-inch gummi bear shaped candle that melts to reveal a skeleton (previously: these very similar cat ones). They're currently a Kickstarter project, but already funded, so $40 will get you one in red, blue or pink, and... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2014
    This is a new line of depressingly scented candles from The Flicking Candle Company (~$17). They come in scents like Signed Divorce Papers, Cancelled Vacation, Grandma's Last Christmas Tree, College Rejection Letter, Defriend, Freshman 15 Poundcake, Driving While Intoxicated, ... / Continue →
  • October 23, 2013
    This is the Devil's Pet, a candle designed by Thorunn Arnadottir that melts to reveal a little kitty skeleton. Please tell me they're not burning fur scented. Thorunn plans on launching a Kickstarter soon to get the flaming kitties into production. Is it true that cats are r... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2013
    This is the Happy Birthday Candle. When the flower bulb is lit, it shoots sparkler flames and plays Happy Birthday before unfurling into a blossom of birthday candles. You can get a three pack for $20. Alternatively, you can get a 20-pack of those candles that you can't blow... / Continue →
  • November 21, 2012
    SWEET COUCH. This is a series of $10 devotional candles from Etsy seller Banana Leviathan featuring characters from video games and sci-fi series. They're currently selling Zelda, Princess Peach, Portal, Dr. Who and Hunger Games ones, with a bunch of other characters coming s... / Continue →
  • October 23, 2012
    This is a video of a guy using a series of air-punches to blow out a line of candles. It's probably not what you imagined when you read 'hadouken' in the title, and that's 100% my bad. To be fair though, hadouken literally means "wave motion fist", so they kind of are hadouke... / Continue →
  • December 10, 2010
    You see what they did there? I do. They made the candles look like Charmander's breathing fire. Eagle eyes: I have them. Also, a Tasmanian devil dong. WAABWUBLABLAB!! Whoa, easy there partner. You could probably use the same technique for a dragon cake although I don't kn... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because I don't want your crotch to catch fire on the front page. Wait -- yes, yes I do. Yes I know what tea-lights are! Does that make me gay? No, lovin' on another man's booty would make me gay. Knowing what tea-lights are just makes me appr... / Continue →
  • May 6, 2010
    Did you know it was hamburger month? Neither did I. But apparently White Castle has licensed burger-scented candles to celebrate the occasion. That's cool. Granted not as cool as the fact I live just a hop, skip and jump from the In-N-Out on Sunset Blvd., but SUCK IT I EAT ... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2010
    Alternatively, high-py birthday. Do I know my word wizardry or what? And don't "or what" me either or you'll leave me no choice but to WHIP YOUR MONKEY ASS. Yes I'm feeling fighty this morning. I think it was something in my coffee. Namely, the steroids. Kidding, I don't ... / Continue →