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  • October 17, 2014
    These are the $13 3-D tyrannosaurus rex and octopus coffee mugs designed and sold by ThinkGeek. The t-rex holds 17-ounces, the octopus 15-ounces, and both make the perfect mugs to differentiate yourself from the rest of your coworkers. "Nice mug, GW." NO SHIT IT IS, PHIL, I'... / Continue →
  • September 23, 2014
    Because you can only drink so many Pumpkin Spice Lattes a day, Starbucks is now testing Dark Barrel Latte, a coffee drink designed to mimic the taste of Guinness. Unfortunately, the drink contains zero alcohol, making it much more lucrative to go to your local pub and order a ... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2014
    This is the $15 Game of Thrones Stark Direwolf Sculpted Mug. It holds 12-ounces of coffee and booze, has "WINTER IS COMING" printed on the side and a 3D gray direwolf head in the bottom. Will it be enough to scare away whoever's been sneaking laxatives into my coffee every mo... / Continue →
  • August 1, 2014
    This is The Barisieur, a fancy coffee brewing alarm clock that looks like a mini meth lab designed and built by Josh Renouf. Because when you wake up, you need coffee, and you need it f***ing NOW. Not a bad idea (just not as good as an IV on a timer that starts injecting coff... / Continue →
  • June 5, 2014
    This is the current world's most expensive Starbucks drink, the $54.75 Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean Mocha Frappuccino, a 128oz (that's a gallon) behemoth with 60 shots of espresso. Twitter user Andrew Chafari got it for free by using his Starbucks gold card. Of course it took ma... / Continue →
  • April 7, 2014
    This is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle themed soda box display at some grocery store somewhere. You know, sometimes I wish I'd pursued a career in soda box displays. People would travel from all over the state to see my latest creations, just like in Charlotte's Web. "That'... / Continue →
  • February 19, 2014
    This is the Robocup coffee mug available from Firebox ($22). Obviously it's the original Robocop and not the reboot version because the new one looks like Batman f***ed one of the Daft Punk robots. How is the reboot anyways? Anybody seen it? I was going to but ended up goin... / Continue →
  • October 25, 2013
    This is the the ceramic Caffeine Molecule Coffee Mug available from Shapeways user joabaldwin. It's a 7-ounce coffee mug with a 3-D caffeine molecule surrounding it. They're available in a handful of colors and cost $99 apiece. *spit-take* $99 for a coffee mug?! "Your spit ... / Continue →
  • October 10, 2013
    This is a video demonstration of JoeBot, a coffee brewing robot. It doesn't make coffee from scratch though, IT USES A K-CUP MACHINE. So basically it can pick up a coffee pod and push a button. I'm sorry, but if you can't use a K-Cup machine you might actually be dead. The ... / Continue →
  • October 7, 2013
    This is a coffee vending machine at the O.R. Tambo International Airport in Johannesburg. It was created for a marketing campaign by Dutch coffee company Douwe Egberts and South African ad agency Direct. The machine contains a camera and facial recognition software that allow... / Continue →