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  • $47.30: The World's Most Expensive Starbucks Drink
    February 13, 2013
    This is a video from reader Beau in his record-breaking attempt to customize the most expensive Starbucks coffee drink (previously it was this $26.30 one set by another reader. Also, why is this a Geekologie trend? I didn't sign up for this) . The 52-ounce (which, for the re... / Continue →
  • You Need Help: Florida Couple Addicted To Coffee Enemas
    February 11, 2013
    Milk up front, coffee in the rear. This is Trina. Trina and her husband are both addicted to buttchugging coffee. Hey Trina -- how do you like your coffee? "Up the butt." Cool, I'm probably gonna skip lunch today. Please read this entire quote: "I started the whole debac... / Continue →
  • Creature Cups: Coffee Mugs With Animals Lurking Below
    January 7, 2013
    This is a set of Creature Cups, a line of coffee mugs with ceramic animals hiding in the murky, caffeinated depths. They come in otter, lobster, crocodile and octopus varieties and cost between $15-$20. Me? A friend gave me a novelty coffee mug for my birthday that has a sna... / Continue →
  • I'll Never Wake Up: Wild Coffee Could Be Extinct By 2080
    November 15, 2012
    According to a recent study by Kew Gardens, climate change could wipe out the majority of the world's wild arabica coffee plants by 2080. Then we're left with growing coffee in greenhouses, or, worse, doing a bunch of coke just to be able to get out of bed in the morning. a w... / Continue →
  • The Fifteen Most Coffee-Consuming Occupations
    October 2, 2012
    This is an informational graphic depicting the fifteen most coffee drinking occupations. Did yours make the list? Mine didn't. "Writer/editor is number four, dummy." Oh I'm sorry, I was looking for HERO. I have no clue if this is even accurate though because there are zero... / Continue →
  • Noooo!: Heat-Activated Dino To Dino Bones Coffee Mug :(
    September 18, 2012
    Note: Mug doesn't actually shrink when coffee is added. This is the $13 Disappearing Dinosaur Magic Mug from Baron Bob. At room temperature, it features a picture of a couple sexy-ass dinos, but when hot liquid is added *sniffle* oh God -- THEY TURN INTO FOSSILS. *uncontrolla... / Continue →
  • *Spit-take* This Is Motor Oil!: An R2-D2 Coffee Maker
    May 10, 2012
    *beep brew bop* This is a modded Bunn coffee maker made by Instructable user inthebathroom (OMG, so am I -- it stinks in here!) to look like R2-D2. But, instead of rolling around the kitchen like a mobile trashcan, he beep-boops and brews coffee. Speaking of -- I was just ta... / Continue →
  • Mountain Dew Cupcakes With Mountain Dew Icing
    May 3, 2012
    RUN -- the Hulk got into the Mountain Dew cupcakes again! These are Mountain Dew cupcakes with Mountain Dew icing (links to recipe) made by blogger The Geeky Hostess to help stay awake during AMC's Ultimate Marvel Marathon, a 15-hour Marvel movie marathon culminating with the ... / Continue →
  • Caffeine Is Life: Animated Heart Container Coffee Mug
    April 23, 2012
    This is a $12 ThinkGeek coffee mug with a heart on it that turns red when there's hot liquid inside and black when there's not. No word what color it turns if filled with unicorn tears, but my guess is a rainbow. And speaking of unicorn tears... *stirring cat knuckles, drago... / Continue →
  • Cokes For Hugs: Vending Machine Offers Soda For Love
    April 11, 2012
    Damn bro, you only have to hug the thing. Dry humping it isn't gonna score any Doritos. This is a vending machine located somewhere in Singapore as part of Coca-Cola's 'Open Happiness' campaign. The machine dispenses a free Coke for giving it a hug. Give that robot a hug, a... / Continue →