Geekologie I Watch Stuff The Superficial
  • Oh You Know, Just Some Giant Pigeon-Hunting Catfish
    December 10, 2012
    This is a video of pigeon-hunting catfish in the shallows of the River Tarn in Southwestern France. Basically the 1 - 1.5-meter (~3 - 5-foot) long European Catfish throw themselves onto land when they sense a bird nearby, then wriggle themselves back into the water to swallow ... / Continue →
  • Little Red Riding Hood's Grandma She Is Not: Russian Granny Kills Attacking Wolf With Axe And Bare Hands
    November 14, 2012
    Aishat Maksudova is a Russian granny who, when faced with a wolf attacking her and her livestock, took matters (technically an axe) into her own hands and chopping it in the head. She didn't WANT to chop it in the head though, she wanted to choke it to death at first but could... / Continue →
  • Farmer Gets Bitten By Snake, Bites Snake Back, Kills It
    August 23, 2012
    Nepali farmer Mohammed Salmodin was working in a patty field when a cobra bit him. So what did he do? What anybody would, repeatedly bit it back until it died. Wait, WHAT?! After he bit the snake to death, Mr Salmodin said that he went about his daily business as if nothing... / Continue →
  • Scarred: Brutal Batman Tattoo Based On Painting
    May 11, 2012
    This is a recently-inked tattoo by artist/Geekologie Reader Adam M. based on a painting of the same design by Alex Ross (links to picture on Alex's website). Damn, I didn't know Batman's back looked that bad. Don't get me wrong, I still have a crush on him, it's just, I dunno... / Continue →
  • You Ever Been So Mad You Kicked Down A Tree?
    January 19, 2012
    Your fruit killed my family! This is a video of a guy kicking down a banana tree. "I could do an oak." Ha, just because your mom used to tell you that you could do anything you put your mind to? WELL SHE LIED. There's actually very little you can do, and even less you can ... / Continue →
  • Three-In-One Zombie Slingshot/Brain Spiker/Basher
    January 4, 2012
    Joerg Sprave the slingshot aficionado is back at it, this time with a weapon that incorporates a powerful slinger of shot at one end, and a combo zombie brain spiker/basher on the other. Plus -- PLUS -- it has an EJECTOR LEVER in case your spike gets stuck in a zombie's skull.... / Continue →
  • Two Hours Of Fatalities/Finishing Moves From (Predominately Terribly) Fighting Games
    March 14, 2011
    Angry vaj to the face! This is two-hour Youtube video called 'Pixelated Blood' that features over 500 finishing-moves from some of the crappiest fighting games to ever exist. Except Primal Rage, Primal Rage was the shit. Plus I'm filled with it. *headbutts barista into capp... / Continue →
  • OMG -- I Can See The Bone *Passes Out*: Mortal Kombat's Brutal New 'X-Ray Mode'
    January 31, 2011
    Developers of the new Mortal Kombat have revealed the newest edition to the franchise will include difficult-to-execute 'x-ray' moves, in which a character brutalizes another and the internal destruction is actually shown. *getting light-headed* What?! Like you've never seen... / Continue →
  • You Can't Leave R2 Alone!: C-3PO Suicides
    January 25, 2011
    Alternatively, the virgin suicides. Get it? Nobody wanted to hit that! C3POsuicides is a website that creates pictures and videos of everyone's (except this pervert) least favorite droid doing himself in. It updates every Tuesday with a new series but is just now getting of... / Continue →
  • Whoa Whoa Whoa -- T-Rex Was A Cannibal?!
    October 19, 2010
    Seen here with a mysterious rash on its neck that bears a striking resemblance to the one on my genitals, the fearsome t-rex may have been a cannibal, munching on the flesh of its own brethren. Ha -- and all along I you thought they ate horses and cows. You need to read books... / Continue →