The board (bored?) gamers' votes have been tallied and the new monopoly token will be...THE KITTY. "The picture kind of gave it away." You're like a modern day Sherlock Holmes. The piece voted to be removed was the iron, which I think we can all agree is the crappiest piece ... / Continue →

This is a shot of Carrie Fisher's coke nail making an appearance in Return of the Jedi. It's for snorting coke when you don't have time to sit down and rake out lines. You know, for the more active coke-blower. 'We did cocaine on the set of Empire, in the ice planet [the sec... / Continue →

Fox News 5 in New York decided to give Geekologie a run for its money in the quality reporting department and produced a segment about the iPhone 5 including features like a laser keyboard and holographic display. The mistake was made after a reporter mistakenly viewed this co... / Continue →

According to a recent treadmill test conducted by the University of Leeds, walking or running in full medieval armor takes twice the energy as running with your dangle slapping against your legs like your family pennant against a castle wall on a windy day. Really?! Who would... / Continue →

Using CAPS in text is the typed equivalent of screaming. I do it for emphasis, but my relatives tend to use it because they're stupid and want to make sure the latest "FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FUNNY ANIMAL PICTURES" chain email they've sent really grabs my attention. But appa... / Continue →

That's no 'Get Well' balloon, that's a 20' foil aircraft with a 6-year old boy inside, floating aimlessly 8,000 feet above eastern Colorado. Uh-oh. The helium balloon was tethered to the boy's family home in Fort Collins, the Larimer County Sheriff's Department said. The boy ... / Continue →

This is a two and a half minute news report from Alabama about a woman who thinks there's "a little holy spirit" in her new consignment shop because she can stand a broom up unsupported in three separate locations. I watched the whole thing but I highly recommend you not unles... / Continue →