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  • April 2, 2014
    This is the $45 Darth Vader Toaster available for pre-order (they ship in July) from the BigBadToyStore. It toasts Vader's head on one slice of bread and the Star Wars logo on the other. It's basically the exact same as this Darth Vader toaster I posted back in 2008, except t... / Continue →
  • October 7, 2013
    These are the skull shaped pancake molds sold by Williams-Sonoma. You get two forward-facing skulls and one profile. Unfortunately, it looks like they're either not for sale yet or they used to be but aren't anymore. That sucks if you really wanted them. Of course you could... / Continue →
  • August 23, 2013
    Move over Penis Shaped Sugar Bombs, because General Mills has just announced they'll be re-releasing all five of their monster themed cereals this Halloween, including Fruit Brute, the one nobody under the age of 35 can probably remember tasting. Fruit Brute, which was discon... / Continue →
  • June 21, 2013
    These are the dinosaur head shaped pancakes made by Nathan Shields (of all these other insane pancakes fame). They all have separate lower jaws so you can make them talk to you while you eat breakfast. Pancake Dino: Damn GW, you're looking goooood this morning, can I have a... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2013
    Full disclosure: I would not be upset if I opened that treasure chest. This is the Pirate Pancake Griddle, it makes flapjacks with a skull & crossbones on them. It's still a Kickstater project but has already reached its funding goal so you can definitely get one for $93 if y... / Continue →
  • May 8, 2013
    This is the jacket made from sewn together Ziplock bags by Jaya's friend Diane. It...might be the most magnificent jacket I've ever seen and that's saying a lot because I used to own a pleather Member's Only windbreaker. The only thing that sucks about this one is that bullie... / Continue →
  • April 23, 2013
    Triangle Tree is releasing spicy, sweet and plain Edible Spoons, a line of dog treat looking spoons that can be eaten after your meal, preventing the earth-unfriendly disposal of plastic spoons like I just don't put them in the dishwasher and reuse them. Haha, what do you mea... / Continue →
  • April 15, 2013
    Cow Wow Cereal Milk is a line of milk that tastes like it's already had cereal marinating in it. They come in six different flavors representing six different kinds of cereal, including: Chocolate Chip Cathy, Fruity Trudy, Honey Beatrice, Cinny Minny, Peanut Butter Bessie, and... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2013
    This is SexCereal, a gender specific granola-mix looking breakfast cereal designed to increase sexual performance. Does it work? No idea. But it does cost $10 per 300-gram bag, while my Apple Jacks only cost $4 for a 400-gram box. Plus have mazes on the back. The male vers... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2013
    This is a small series of Nintendo character pancakes created by batter expert Nathan Shields (of Star Trek, Hobbit and all these other crazy-ass pancakes fame) for his kids. Impressive work, Nathan, but I had a waffle at the bar yesterday morning. My buddy set up this whole ... / Continue →