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  • October 1, 2010
    Did I really get drunk at lunch and spend the last two hours asleep on the john? You know I did! And since my brain never recovered from the nap (plus my legs fell asleep and I beat my face on the towel bar standing up), here's a little burlesque cosplay action to end the wee... / Continue →
  • September 22, 2010
    Note: Entire possibly NSFW (stick-figure sex acts) chart after the jump. I have no idea if these are actual polymers or not because I failed chemistry after setting my lab partner on fire, but if I had to guess I'd say yes. You? You'd say that I was naive -- and I thought th... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2010
    Finally, you can start that pr0n site you've always wanted and slap on a .xxx domain designation (i.e. http://www.dinoassbiting.xxx). I just pre-registered like 40 sites! (38 dino, two robot-torture fetish). The board of net overseer Icann [Internet Corporation for Assigned... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2010
    This is a note sent to a teacher in regard to a picture a little girl drew of her mommy at work. In case you can't tell, her mother shakes her ass for singles. Or does she? Yes, she does. Woman wouldn't know a circular saw if she were getting cut into pieces (it's a real po... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2010
    Flickr user rediv (aka Alan M) went and made himself some sexy LEGO fembots. Why? I dunno, he's sick in the head or something. Or maybe he just needs somebody to talk to (get a fish, God!). Isn't that right, Mr. Tickles? You're my friend, aren't you? Mr. Tickles? MR. TIC... / Continue →
  • January 15, 2010
    You really think I'd let Burlesque Week on Geekologie come to an end without a little action for Friday? No sir/ma'am! This is a video of Princess Peach stripping it down (these are actually the video associated with THIS old post), but hit the jump for some Chun Li, Link/Zel... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2010
    HIYO, it must be burlesque week on Geekologie! First the Star Wars burlesque pictures, then the Watchwomen video, and now a video of the Star Wars show! WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO! Happy siren! Who knew Jabba could be so sexy? I did! Return of the Jedi? More like Return of the P... / Continue →
  • January 4, 2010
    Anticlown loyalist Jonah Ray recently had the opportunity to create some LEGO porno scenes for work. And here I thought blogging was the best job ever. Little did I know, little did I know. Hit the jump for two more, including one showing how AIDS was invented.... / Continue →
  • August 27, 2009
    Unless you thought they were teabags that cling to the side of your teacup via paper stripper, in which case, congratulations, you were correct. Unfortunately, unlike those novelty pens that showcase a naked women when you turn them upside down, you don't get to see any privat... / Continue →
  • April 3, 2009
    You heard right, 31-year old Utrecht-based designer Sander Reijgers modifies track jackets with parts from blow-up dolls to make them mad sexy. It's about time! I customize existing tracksuit tops with parts of the blow-up dolls: the head, the breasts, the vagina, the anus. ... / Continue →