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  • July 15, 2011
    This is the definitive zombie apocalypse survival shotgun. To the untrained eye, it might just look like a shotgun. To the slightly trained eye it might look like a Mossberg 500 Pump-Action Shotgun. But to somebody with f***in' laser-vision, this is the shit you want in your... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2010
    I bought a MacBook Air right when they came out but ended up breaking it over my knee after getting sick and tired of its weightlessness. My laptop needs some heft, dammit, I need to feel like I'm hauling some serious shit around (and not just 500GB of pr0n). The solution? A... / Continue →
  • September 8, 2010
    Note: Very worthwhile video of the whole incident after the jump. This is an animated gif of a woman on The Amazing Race trying to shoot a watermelon out of a medieval slingshot at a renaissance fair and melonballing herself in the face instead. She managed to survive with no... / Continue →
  • July 23, 2010
    Seen in the top picture going for a four person sign-holding record (and proving there might actually be something to the whole "strength in numbers" thing after all), the Westboro Baptist Church's Comic-Con protest was met with some stiff opposition to say the least. Maybe Go... / Continue →
  • July 23, 2010
    This is a video documenting the location and country responsible for all 2,053 known nuclear explosions between 1945-1998. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? If you answered, "Jesus, how are we all not dead?" you are! You know the Ruskies were experimenting with blowing up ... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2010
    As you may recall, Topeka, Kansas changed its name to Google as part of a bid to become Google's fiber optic network test market. And now Google, being the impish little tricksters that they are, decided to fake-ily change their name to Topeka because it's April Fools' Day and... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2010
    Bacon beer. Sounds delicious right? Well how about, oh I dunno, BACON-INFUSED BOURBON SMOKED PORTER?! My pants just flew off and they are sooo not coming back! If you want to make your own Grocery Eats has a recipe, which doesn't involve actually brewing your own beer. Whi... / Continue →
  • March 22, 2010
    This is a flowchart used to determine if you'll survive a zombie apocalypse. This is only a tiny piece of the thing though because it's giant so click THESE PINK WORDS to see the whole damn damndy damn. So? You're a goner aren't you? Well let me give you a little piece of ad... / Continue →
  • February 13, 2010
    The Air Force has been tooting their own horn after recently shooting down a ballistic missile with a plane-mounted laser-pewer. That's cool, but I've been able to do the same thing for years with my eyeballs. OH -- OH -- DON'T MAKE ME TAKE OFF THESE OAKLEYS! The plane uses ... / Continue →
  • December 27, 2009
    How bout that title, huh? You thought I lost my mind, didn't you? WELL I HAVEN'T AND I CAN MIX FICTIONAL UNIVERSES ALL I WANT. Sure taking the Zelda franchise in vain is sacrilegious, but Spirit Tracks is about a damn train. A train in the Zelda universe. Shit's blowin' my... / Continue →