This is a list of the top ten most pirated movies of 2011. As you can see, a lot of people strongly believe in not paying to see a movie that's gonna blow but they're committed to watching anyways because they're that f***ing bored. That said, I honestly haven't seen a single... / Continue →

This is what one day of Flickr uploads -- over a million photos -- looks like printed out and piled all over the floor of an art gallery. It's...a mess. If this were my bedroom growing up there is ZERO CHANCE I would have gotten dessert with dinner. Some pretentious bullshit... / Continue →

And $0 of that was mine. You hear me, Jorge?! ZERO! Because people will bitch nonstop but still do what they claim they hate, over a million Star Whores ran out and bought (read: ordered online) the Star Was original trilogy Blu-Ray set this week, breaking the record for sal... / Continue →

Almost 15-years in painful development, Duke Nukem: Forever dropped in the U.S. yesterday and apparently isn't very good. Like, its reviews have pretty much blown. I'm talking alien wieners here, folks. Green, tentacled ones. "With eyeballs?" *barf* YOU'VE SEEN ONE WITH E... / Continue →

Note: This isn't the whole graphic, you need to click HERE to see the whole thing and really delve into the field of Facebook portrait investigation. It's kind of like CSI, in the same way having a bear maul your genitals off is like making out with a supermodel. Basically id... / Continue →

Remember when Hustler announced they were making a 3-D parody of Avatar and it was gonna be the company's most costly production to date? Well it looks like the number to beat was $200, because this thing looks like a giant Na'vi turd. And not a golden one like that goose in ... / Continue →

Cups, get it? Like bras. Except the booboo looking strippers in the picture actually set beverage cups on the hood (which I wouldn't stand for). They don't call me hawk-eyes for nothing you know. Is that a Wendy's next door? A South Carolina police officer feared his cop c... / Continue →

Note: There are 156 new species. Obviously, this isn't all of them. Hit the jump to see the entire graphic. Plus bonus video! As many of you probably know, I'm not allowed to play Pokemons anymore on account of them making me worship earth spirits and set my grandparents' h... / Continue →

According to a recent study, heavy Facebook users are "insecure, narcissistic and have low self-esteem". Except me. My Facebook's open almost all day and I'm very secure, handsome as shit and have almost zero self-esteem. Researcher Soraya Mehdizadeh from York University in ... / Continue →

The $10 'Spike your Juice' kit comes with everything you need to turn six 64oz bottles of fruit juice into booze in as little as two days, using rapidly fermenting yeast and black magic. It's simple (thanks little wizards)! 1. Pick your juice (minimum sugar of 20g/serving, no... / Continue →