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  • June 25, 2014
    This is a giant boobie bounce house. It's one of the attractions at the NYC Museum Of Sex's exhibit, 'FUNLAND: Pleasures and Perils of the Erotic Fairground'. I have never been to an erotic fairground before. Most of the fairgrounds I have been to have been lined with funnel... / Continue →
  • January 24, 2014
    This is a bra designed by Japanese lingerie manufacturer Ravijou that has a front clasp that will only release when "true love" is detected via a special heart-rate monitor and magical algorithms. But what if you're going to bed alone and just don't want to sleep in your bra?!... / Continue →
  • October 23, 2013
    I don't even wanna talk about how many variations of 'old lady boobs' I Google image searched before I started to get sick and just went with this. According to recent DNA analysis conducted at the University of California, Los Angeles (where the majority of boobs are fake ... / Continue →
  • January 18, 2013
    The last thing he ever saw coming. In "that's how I want to go too" news, a 51-year old Washington woman (fine, but I want killer to be younger) has been arrested after allegedly drunkenly smothering her boyfriend to death with her big ol' knockers in the back of their mobile ... / Continue →
  • April 11, 2012
    Fantasy Maid Service of Lubbock, Texas (a nude/topless maid service) is drawing criticism because people are running out of things to complain about. Next up: Raisin Bran -- NO F***ING WAY THAT WAS TWO SCOOPS, MAN! For $100/hour ($150/hour for two ladies), homely looking maid... / Continue →
  • May 16, 2011
    Sorry, silver body paint sold separately. I'm sure bra holsters have existed forever. It just seems like something somebody would have invented a long time ago. Probably a dude. I can see it now: "Mmmm, titties and guns -- I need to make that happen." Anyway, the Flashbang... / Continue →
  • May 11, 2011
    Would also look good with two chest portals I'M JUST SAYIN'. This is a Weighted Companion Cube sweater hand-knit by Tumblr'er Monday. Personally, I like my lady's weighted sweater companions less cubey and more spherical. BOOBS I'M TALKING ABOUT BOOBS. I love them and I'm n... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2011
    Note: DD-size version of the map HERE. To compliment the wiener one from last week, this is the world map of average breast cup sizes. Now I know what you're wondering, "GW -- what's your favorite cup?" Thanks for asking, I'm really into fruit cups. JOKING -- pudding all th... / Continue →
  • March 11, 2011
    Note: Video possibly NSFW on account of gratuitous melon mashing (no, NOT like Gallagher). Although it is just a commercial so it can't be that bad. This is a 5:00 commercial for a Chinese corset that cinches a woman's bloobies together with a comical WOOOOOP (but way more la... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2011
    Sarah White is a 24-year old therapist who practices 'naked therapy', or the act of getting butt-ass naked while you cry about the time your dad called you a loser. Iffy? Absolutely. Better than the guy who tries to hypnotize me and touch my privates? Maaaaaybe. White begi... / Continue →