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  • December 12, 2011
    A new anti-riot laser rifle capable of producing a 3-meter (~10-ft) wall of temporarily-blinding light is set to be tested by British police forces in the coming months. If successful, rioting will become a thing of the past. Just kidding, but anarchy will require specialized... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2011
    Wicked Lasers, a company best known for selling me the laser I accidentally blinded my little brother with (sorry Geordi!), just released the first in a new series of 'Sith' double-ended dildos laser light sticks in honor of Star Wars Day. The $600 pew-stick packs 1W of power ... / Continue →
  • April 11, 2011
    A recent test of the Navy's latest laser weapon system proved it could successfully set fire to a moving boat's engines in a real-life environment, effectively incapacitating the vessel and making boarding/plundering a breeze. *flipping down eyepatch* YAAAARR! "We were able t... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2011
    Seen here in an artist's rendition that we all could have done a better job Photoshopping ourselves, a new laser designed by BAE Systems is nearing commercial viability as a means of blinding pirates and preventing them from using their guns and rocket-launchers to attack ships... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2010
    If you haven't already heard, Wicked Lasers is selling a $200 1W blue laser that doesn't only look cool, it is cool. And by cool I mean 'powerful enough to set your f***ing skin ablaze'. The Artic emits a 445nm cool blue, ultra high power 1W beam which appears up to 4000% b... / Continue →
  • May 14, 2010
    Unfortunately the couch feels a lot like the floor and I spilled six beers in a row trying to set them on the coffee table. Did I mention the television only gets The Blinding Channel? It's my favorite. the london-based art and design practice united visual artist recently... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2010
    This is a laser suit created by Wei-Chieh Shih, who may or may not have made the similar looking one Rihanna wore during the American Movie Awards last year. Or maybe Wei-Chieh just stole the idea. Or maybe whoever created the one for Rihanna stole the idea from the guy who m... / Continue →
  • March 8, 2010
    Put your hand down your pants. Now feel around. Realistically, how many of your penises would it take to fill a hotdog bun? Four or more you may need a chrome Hummer H2. And thankfully, Germany-based CFC (way to screw the ozone, jerks) has got you covered. In adhesive chro... / Continue →
  • January 22, 2010
    You are SOOO into this. And so am I. IMPALE ME! Youtube (with a whole bunch more!) Thanks to Uncle_FUJ, who's burning his grandmother's wardrobe even as we speak. Smart thinking.... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2010
    So the military has a new laser rifle that can blind enemies from 2.5 miles. That's pretty far. For reference, that's half the distance between one road sign and another one 5 miles away. The weapon--which is technically a "long-range visual deterrent laser device for hail-a... / Continue →