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  • October 13, 2014
    Note: Woman filming drops some nasty, possibly jealous f-bombs. This is a painful portrait-mode video of some lady in a bikini at the pool on a quest for the perfect selfie. At one point I'm pretty sure she's only taking pictures of her privates. Also, I don't know if she's ... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2014
    These are some pictures and a video from Sports Illustrated of Kate Upton modeling two $20 Target bikinis in nearly zero gravity aboard a vomit comet. I think we can all agree that, at least from a purely scientific standpoint, they provide significant insight about how big ol... / Continue →
  • August 15, 2013
    This is the 'Evil Dead' Necronomicon (Book of the Dead) bikini made and sold by Etsy seller Bloodlust Productions. It's pretty terrifying. Especially considering there's an evil little face staring back at you from the crotch. WOULD NOT OGLE. This is a one of a kind Brazili... / Continue →
  • July 24, 2013
    I am alive and managed to keep my arm but I am on drugs and they make it hard to write to the point where most of the time I'm just staring at the pores on the back of my hands, so bear with me. This is the $100 Sharkini, a bathing suit that makes it look like you're being att... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2013
    You going to the pool in those boots? This is the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers Pink Ranger bikini from Hot Topic. The top and bottoms are sold separately and each cost $22.50 for a grand total of *opens calculator app* $45. Damn, it's crazy how expensive bikinis are for so... / Continue →
  • July 23, 2012
    I lied, they only makes bikini tops. You're still gonna have to wear a dragon hide or whatever for a bottom. Or -- OR -- nothing at all. I'm gonna vote nothing at all provided, you know, GIANT BUSH. One time I went to a nude beach and thought a lady was wearing a silver bi... / Continue →
  • July 25, 2011
    Seen here looking suspiciously like nori sushi paper, compostable bikinis (not to be confused with dissolving bikinis or me at a swim-up bar in a banana hammock), are just that: bikinis that will break down in a compost pile. Other things that will break down in a compost pile... / Continue →
  • July 8, 2011
    Honey, I'm sorry, but I don't even feel comfortable making love with those bottoms in the same room as me. Created by Pale Horse Design and sold by Iron Fist Clothing each matched bikini set ($30) is sure to shrink any man's turtle at the beach even smaller than it already is ... / Continue →
  • June 13, 2011
    FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE. This is a solar paneled bikini designed to produce enough electricity to charge a cell phone or other equivalent gadgetry. It's been in development since 2006 which is weird because it shouldn't take five years to make a solar paneled bikini. I could d... / Continue →
  • April 28, 2010
    NOTE: Several more pics, five videos and a link to over 100 more pictures after the jump. I was going to type some words here but then I realized that would be a waste of my fingers, so I recommend you just go ahead and hit the jump. Unless your name is Luke, in which case I ... / Continue →