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  • Where Was Mine?: A Calvin And Hobbes Kid's Bedroom
    March 27, 2013
    This is a Calvin and Hobbes themed kid's room. I honestly can't think of another place I'd rather take an afternoon nap right now. It just looks so peaceful. At least until I climb out of that bed and step on one of the toy cars on the floor, then it's gonna be a lot less pe... / Continue →
  • We Space Adventure Together: Astronaut Suit Duvet Cover
    February 14, 2013
    This is the Astronaut duvet cover from Snurk Bedding. It has an astronaut printed right in the middle of it. Plus it comes with a pillowcase with an astronaut helmet on it. Apparently they're designed for kids though so they're only gonna make them for teensy beds. Which is... / Continue →
  • Finally, A Decent Pop Art Hamburger Bed Cover
    December 6, 2012
    This is a hamburger duvet cover from Davidelfin of Madrid. It looks like a hamburger. But not just any hamburger -- a CHEESEBURGER. Cheeseburgers are the best kind of hamburgers. The duvet will set you back €90 - €130 (~$117 - 170) depending on the size of your bed and incl... / Continue →
  • Turn It Off, I Can't Sleep: Fiber Optic Glowing Bed Cover
    December 5, 2012
    Because what good is bedding that doesn't glow in the dark so you can peek under the covers to make sure your privates are still there, here's a line of fiber optic bed covers from LumiGram ($485 for a standard/queen, $570 for a king). The cover comes in 10 different fabric co... / Continue →
  • I Feel Ooky: Finally, A Decent Rocking Chair Bed
    July 13, 2012
    This is the Mood Rocking Bed from Fab. It's a real bed, and they're available from $2,835 (for a full) to $ 3,665 (for a king). They also sell a twin for $1,665, but come on, nobody's sleeping in a twin. "What about kids?" They don't need $1,700 beds, that's what. I slept ... / Continue →
  • This. Changes. Everything: A Bed That Makes Itself
    June 8, 2012
    Okay so it doesn't actually change everything, that was a lie. I didn't get drunk last night. That...was also a lie. I'm the world's greatest lover. Now that -- that's just the God's honest truth and you can ask my girlfriend about last night if you don't believe me. "He p... / Continue →
  • Counting Sheep? Pleaaaaase, I'm F***ing BLASTING Them: A 105 Gun Capacity Under-The-Bed Gun Locker
    April 11, 2012
    Quick, there's a creeper by the window! Shoot EVERYTHING. This is the BedBunker, an under-the-mattress gun safe capable of holding 35 rifles and 70 handguns. That...is enough for a small militia. Unfortunately that's not a big enough bed for a small militia, so you're gonna... / Continue →
  • Sleeping With Sith: Darth Maul Lightsaber Nightlight
    February 13, 2012
    Similar to this lightsaber nightlight except dual-bladed and only available in red comes this Darth Maul version. It can be mounted vertically or horizontally and, as you can see, looks great next to a single bed. Emphasis on single. Give into the dark side of the Force, and... / Continue →
  • Karmasheetra: Color-Coded How To Get It On
    October 28, 2011
    Karmasheetra is a £19.99 (~$32) bedsheet that shows you how to GET. IT. ON. Before you go running out to buy one though: you have to have two people. Otherwise you're just doing yoga. Just slap your ass, hands and knees on the numbers corresponding to the particular positio... / Continue →
  • Let There Be Light Stars: R2-D2 Planeterium
    August 19, 2011
    Is there anything more relaxing than falling asleep counting stars on your ceiling? Yes, tons -- including bubble baths. But it's still a good time, and galaxies far far away from passing out on the bathroom floor. Jk jk, I love that shit. Mmmm, SO COLD ON MY BARE CHEST. t... / Continue →