Feb 8 2010 Just The Way I Like 'Em: Dinosaur On Bed
High-res shot HERE.
Now I'm not saying I wore that ass out like a winter coat in freezing weather, but that's exactly what I'm saying. Because I did. RAWR!
Last Shot - An Animal in Bed [urlesque]
Thanks to Jarrr, Optimus and whoever else sent me this whose email I may have deleted. Sorry, I've been drinking.
Jan 23 2010 But Can We Cuddle Afterward?: Holiday Inn Offers Human Bed-Warming Service
Holiday Inn, best known for putting me up last night and providing me with the sleep I needed to pilot my flight back home this morning, is now offering a complementary human bed warming service at its London Kensington location (pissing will still cost extra).
If requested, a willing member of hotel staff will jump in your bed, dressed head to foot in an all-in-one sleeper suit, until your nightly chamber warms up.
Holiday Inn spokeswoman Jane Bednall described the plan as something like having a "giant hot water bottle in your bed."
Really, Jane? Was the metaphor really necessary? I'd like to think everyone here can imagine what a stranger in a bunny suit lying in their bed is like. Like awesome. I call little spoon!
Holiday Inn Offers 'Human Bed-Warming Service' to Combat Icy Sheets [foxnews]
Thanks to Jay, who's only interested if there are different costume options.
Jan 12 2010 You Gotta Be Kidding Me: iPod Touch Duvet
I have no idea what a duvet is but allegedly that's what this is so I'm running with it. Also, with scissors because I throw caution into the wind. Also, handfuls of grass so I can identify which way it's blowing and fine tune my rocket launch. PSSSSHOOOOOOOW!! Sure this $50 cover looks awful and they couldn't even manage to speel "calendar" correctly, but that's a small price to pay for rocking bedding even more effective than a "NO GURLS ALLOWD" sign on your bedroom door. Ha, girls -- in your house! ROFL.
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iPod Bedding: Totally Geeky or Geek Chic? [geeksugar]
Thanks to Sally and twellve, who stitched real iPods together to make a blanket and then gave it away in a raffle for a good cause.
Jan 12 2010 All Night Long: How Long Could You Survive Chained To A Bunk Bed With A Velociraptor?
I could easily go all night and LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT. That's practically my dream world. Unfortunately, this hellaflawed quiz said I'd only last 1 minute 56 seconds. Just sayin' -- I would wear that dino out. Not unlike my friend Barney. Get that frumpy purple ass of yours back here!
How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor? [theoatmeal]
Thanks to Kenny, Xavier and Chris, who combined could only last 0:03.
Dec 27 2009 Geekologie Reader's Awesome LEGO Blanket
This handsome little devil (he reminds me of myself when I was that age) is LEGO Timothy, and his mom made him that awesome LEGO-inspired blanket with her own two hands. Good lookin', LEGO Timothy's mom!
I am a big lego fan who likes to build things every day. Minifigures are my favorite along with Bionicles which are sadly being replaced this year. I also love animals and want to make the world a better place for them to live.
OMG, I love LEGO and animals too -- hellllllllllo protege! (I get to sleep with the blanket)
Dec 20 2009 Condom Pillow Helps Prevent Nightmares (Babies And Penis Diseases)
Want a pillow that looks like a giant condom wrapper? Who doesn't? Handcrafted and silk screened by Etsy seller LittleElk, each $35 pillow actually comes with a little pocket for holding normal-size pecker protectors (or, in your case, XS). Just wait till you bring a woman home and she sees this thing. Boy are you gonna let her down! Kidding, kidding -- like you'd ever bring a woman home!
LittleElk's Etsy Page
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Put a Giant Condom On Your Bed [gizmodo]
Dec 13 2009 From The Makers Of The Hamburger Bed Comes A Millennium Falcon Bed (pew pew!)
Kayla Kromer, the maker of the infamous Hamburger Bed, is back at it, this time with a sweet Millenium Falcon joint. Which, true story, I once used to make the Kessel run in less than eleven parsecs IN MY SLEEP. Suck it Han, I own you more than Jabba did!
Hit the jump for several more shots and a link to the official Facebook page.
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Dec 10 2009 RAAAAWR!!: Awesomest Kid's Bed Ever?
This is a child's bed that was designed to make the little tyke feel as if he's sleeping in the mouth of a dinosaur. Which, true story, I would wish for if I had three wishes. It would be my very first wish. Then second and third. SHUT UP I KNOW WHAT I LIKE, OKAY?!
Hit the jump for two more shots of the awesomeness.
Nov 16 2009 Bedtime Stories: Bioshock Told In 3 Minutes
This is a three-minute video of a woman reading the tale of Bioshock to a little kid old-ass man as a bedtime story. And, as a guy who recently played through Bioshock with his older brother (with all the lights on, and never after 7PM), I thought it was pretty good. But don't watch it unless you want the whole story spoiled. Because that's what it does, it spoils. Just like bad parents. YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!
One Upon a Pixel [gametrailers]
Thanks to Jaker, the Joker's less clown-y brother. No makeup for him!
Nov 14 2009 Transfurniture: Couch Turns Into Bunk Bed
Ever wanted a couch that transforms into bunk beds? Me neither. I do want one that turns into a fighter jet though. Okay you got me, I do want a transformer bunk bed. BUT IT BETTER NOT BE SENTIENT OR I WILL DRAG THAT SHIT OUT INTO THE YARD AND BURN IT.
A SOFABED THAT DOES DOUBLE DUTY, Mobelform's Doc folds out into not one, but two twin sized beds stacked one atop the other: in short, a bunk bed. Included are the necessary mattresses as well as a ladder and short rail to prevent mid-night tumbles.
This reminds me of the time my cousin was spending the night and my parents let him sleep in my bunk bed and made me sleep on the floor. Well, he rolled out of the bed in the middle of the night and fell five feet to the ground and didn't even wake up. I thought he was dead. He might have been dead.
Hit the jump for another bed making the transformation.
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Oct 26 2009 Homeless Style: Cardboard Print Bed Covers
Ever wanted a bedspread that's printed to look like a bunch of cardboard boxes taped together? Who hasn't!? And one that looks like a snake pit, am I right? No -- just me? What the hell's the matter with you people?
This high quality duvet cover features a photographic print of a cardboard box. This produces an extremely sharp image that stays flexible because the ink is printed directly in the cotton. The image will stay crisp after frequent washing.
The cotton has a thread count of 144 threads per square inch, so it's soft to the touch virtually non-iron. The duvet cover is produced in Pakistan and child labour is not used.30% of the gross profits go to Centrepoint, the UK charity for homeless young people aged 16-25 (charity number 292411). Every night Centrepoint provides support and housing for 800 vulnerable homeless young people.
I actually kind of like it, and $81 for a king size ain't bad (plus $10/pillowcase). Of course, you're going to have a lot of explaining to do if you try bringing a girl home. Namely, why there's a homeless person sleeping in your room. I'm a drifter, okay?!
Thanks to Closet Nerd, who made a quilt out of trashbags but it blew away and got stuck on top of a light pole.
Aug 11 2009 Spoiled: Dad Makes Son Y-Wing Bunk Bed
Obviously vying for a coveted 'Father of the Year' award, some guy went and made his son a Y-Wing bunk bed and hangar themed bedroom. Impressive, guy, but what you don't know is that your son didn't want to sleep in a Y-Wing -- he wanted to sleep in a tauntaun! He was just too embarrassed to say so because he knew how much it meant for you to be able to drink beer in the garage and play with power tools. Son of the year? No, but I wouldn't put him up for adoption either. He's a keeper.
Hit the jump for several more shots of the ridiculousness.
Jul 20 2009 I Would Never Leave: The Hi-Can Luxury Bed
The Hi-Can luxury bed has everything you've ever wanted in a bed minus a bathroom and snack bar. Oh, and dancing pole. I like to strip myself to sleep.
A theater screen pulls down at the foot of the bed for viewing television or movies. An integrated personal computer system means you can work or surf the web in bed as well. Game consoles are built in for added entertainment value. Lights for reading and shades for sleeping are also fully integrated.
Eh, it's a little too weird looking for my taste. Besides, I've been sleeping on a pile of clothes for the past two years and, quite frankly, I think your mom likes it just fine. BU-BU-BU-BURN! But seriously, wonderful lady.
Hit the jump for a couple more shots and a brief video.
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Jul 13 2009 You Will Be Mine, Oh Yes, You Will Be Mine: Cheeseburger Bed For Sale On eBay
Relax my little lambs, I'm alive. I apologize for not being able to post this past weekend but I've been traveling and am staying at a place with no internet (heathens!). Currently, I'm bringing Geekologie to you from an undisclosed public library near Miami, Florida (COME FIND ME, I DARE YOU!). So yeah, I didn't die and I'm sorry, okay? I swear I'll make it up to you. Nudie pics? You got em. And whatever you female readers would like as well.
So, remember the hamburger bed story Geekologie broke earlier this year? WELL IT'S FOR SALE ON EBAY AND I AM GONNA BE SLEEPING BETWEEN THOSE BUNS IN NO TIME! Now, which one of you lovely ladies wants to slide under that 8-foot sesame seedy goodness with yours truly? I'm quicker than fast food all Kobe beef, just sayin'.
Thanks to Kayla, who actually made the bed. What do you say, Kayla, one last romp in the burger? And to Aaron, who can watch but not touch.
Jun 25 2009 No Thanks: World's Largest Alarm Clock
The world's largest alarm clock is actually the sun, but I'll look past that for the sake of this scary bitch, who's convinced he's made the largest. Now I don't want to ruin the video for you, but there is absolutely no way he originally designed that as an alarm.
The World's Biggest Alarm Clock [geekygadgets]
Thanks to MaverickPS, who wakes up the way God intended: with a dog licking his face.
Jun 24 2009 Afraid To Sleep: The Sonic Bomb Alarm Clock
The Sonic Bomb alarm clock is powerful enough to raise the dead. Why? For one, it comes with a 113dB alarm (louder than a jackhammer). But if that's not enough to wake you from your beauty fugly rest, it also flashes a bedside lamp on and off and has a 12-volt bed vibrator. Awake yet? The bomb sells for $43 and is guaranteed to make you frightened to fall asleep. Not unlike my creepy roommate, who, damnit, I CAN SEE YOU THERE BY THE DRESSER.
Thanks to Cameron, who BOOM SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE THE ROOM.
Jun 22 2009 Lookin' Sharp: Klingon Inspired Baby Products
Want your child to grow up a powerful warrior with a mountain range for a head? Then you're in luck, thanks to this traditional Klingon blade inspired crib! You just place your little tyke in there, occasionally throw a lion in the room for him/her to battle, and six years later, PRESTO, you're arrested for child neglect. Also, you have a pack of hungry lions living in your nursery.
Hit the jump to see a rocking horse and baby rattle of the same style.
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Jun 16 2009 You + Me - Clothes + Mario = Romance
This handmade bed blanket was created by Etsy seller punzie and looks great (punzie also does custom work and has a bunch of other designs if you look in the sold items section). Granted, it would look even better with you underneath it. I'm not talking dead hooker style either, I'm talking real romantical like. What do you say, come over around 8? We'll fire up some oldschool NES, drink some sparkling cider (my parents don't allow alcohol in the house) and then retire to my luxurious twin-size. Oooh, you like a little role playing, do you? Well then, let me just slip into my Raccoon Mario costume. Okay, now pretend you're a garbage can.
Hit the jump for a ton more blankets (including some Zelda, Mega Man and Metroid action) and another link to the Etsy store.
Apr 30 2009 Graphical!: Some Sweet Adobe Suite Pillows
I was gonna do the whole FAKE! bit on this post but then I realized I've done it like three times already and that's way too many for any one person, so I decided not to. Anyway, this is a set of Adobe icon pillows, featuring all your favorite design programs like Photoshop, Illustrator, and that handsome devil Dreamweaver. Prices are as Illustratored(!). Buy the whole set and save $10. Buy sweatshop free and save some third-world youth's fingers. Buy me a drink and then take me home and do me. RAWR!
Adobe Creative Suite Pillows Are All About Design [gizmodo]
Thanks to Jesse, who doesn't need a pillow to be comfortable because she sleeps in the clouds with unicorns. Lucky!
Mar 27 2009 Pillow Blanket: I Need One Like, Last Night
The Pillow Blanket is a blanket made out of interconnecting pillows that looks comfy as all hell. I want one. And not just for the pillow fights you and I could have! No, I would throw myself down on that mother after a long night of drinking and puke to my stomach's content. But not choke on it -- I ain't going out like that! Or am I? I probably am.
Hit the jump for a couple more shots.
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