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  • Why Didn't I Think Of That?: Banana Phone
    August 27, 2009
    The Banana Cellfoam is a $10 piece of foam rubber that molds around your mobile phone, making it appear as though you're taking calls with a banana. Which I think we can all agree is pretty genius. Plus, you can turn your phone on vibrate and tell a friend to call for an inst... / Continue →
  • Gorilla Gets All Stabby At Calgary Zoo
    June 18, 2009
    A gorilla at the Calgary Zoo picked up a knife left by one of its keepers and threatened to stab another primate if it didn't reveal the whereabouts of its banana horde. Okay, not really. But it did swing the knife around menacingly. I lie. BITCH I'LL CUT YOU! "He grabbed ... / Continue →
  • I'll Have Another: The Triforce....OF BOOZE!
    April 16, 2009
    The Triforce is a shot made of equal parts dark rum, banana liqueur, and Goldschläger. It sounds delicious (minus the combination of rum, banana and cinnamon), and I'm going to drink them until I start seeing fairies. You know, like Julia Roberts in Hook. But way nakeder. ... / Continue →
  • Get That 'Peeling A Banana' Feeling Anytime!
    November 11, 2008
    In the same vein as the bubble wrap popper and envelope ripper, comes the banana peeler, a device that gives its user the sensation of peeling a banana, complete with sound effects. The Dazzling Banana will cost six coconuts when it hits stores in Japan next March. Sadly it i... / Continue →
  • Condometric Gives It To You Straight (Or Slightly Curved To The Left, Ladies?)
    October 14, 2008
    The Condometric is a condom with convenient measurements along the side so your partner can point and laugh and you can feel inadequate. Condometric is the first prophylactic that measures and shows off the penis' length. Condometric helps us flaunt what we've got. It's abou... / Continue →
  • Awesomeness!: Weezer's New Music Video Features A Bunch Of Youtube All-Stars!
    May 23, 2008
    Weezer's "Pork and Beans" music video is freaking awesome. It's got a bunch of Youtube stars in it that they got together to shoot the video. Just watch it. Like right now, at work. Crank the volume up, break the knob off, and sing along like a freaking maniac (extra points... / Continue →
  • Donkey Kong Jungle Juice Is A Misnomer
    March 27, 2008
    We've seen several video game inspired energy drinks here at Geekologie, and even a Nintendo offering, but now comes another -- Donkey Kong Jungle Juice. Spotted at the Nintendo World Store in New York, the drink comes packed with all those sperm-reducing agents* energy drinks... / Continue →
  • Keep Your Fruit Fresh And Unblemished
    September 6, 2007
    I can tell you want one already, even without being entirely sure what it is. Well that's understandable, I was the same way when I first saw it. Introducing the Banana Guard! It keeps your favorite taser shaped fruit safe and unbruised on your way to work or school. They c... / Continue →