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  • August 22, 2014
    Some theaters in China are experimenting with "bullet screens," a service that allows moviegoers to text messages on screen while the movie is playing. You know, because I care what the person next to me is thinking. God willing, they'll at least have their phones on dim and ... / Continue →
  • August 21, 2014
    In things that shouldn't exist news, this is 'Ghost In The Machine,' a robot programmed by artist Ted Lawson to draw a life-size picture of himself using his own blood as ink. Obviously, there are a million things wrong with this. I'm surprised it didn't bleed him dry (which ... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2014
    Because who hasn't dreamed of dropping off some of their own fudge bars in a melting chocolate crapper, UK chocolatiers Choccywoccydoodah and Bathrooms.com teamed up to make a toilet, bidet, sink and bathtub entirely out of Belgian chocolate. All the fixtures together contain ... / Continue →
  • June 23, 2014
    An unnamed US student had to be rescued by 22 firemen (although I assume at least 18 were just standing around laughing) after got trapped doing God knows what in a giant vagina sculpture in Germany. I suspect he's one of those folks that likes dressing up in diapers and prete... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2014
    This is a video of some thrill-seeking jackass who decided to lay on the train tracks and let a train pass over him. But then he gets bored and decides to crawl out from under the train while it's still passing. Now I'm not saying I wish he'd been crushed, but I'm also not NO... / Continue →
  • May 14, 2014
    In 'why aren't you taking this seriously' news, members of the US Air Force recently announced a contingency plan to deal with a monster threat like Godzilla. God willing, this is where all my 2012 - 2013 tax dollars went. During an interview with the Smithsonian's Air and ... / Continue →
  • March 27, 2014
    This is the iStab, a 3-D printed iPhone case with a folding knife attached. That way you can accidentally Van Gogh yourself while answering a call. Or you could, I don't know, just carry a far more practical folding knife separately from your phone. That's what I do. It's n... / Continue →
  • August 1, 2013
    Because the world refuses to make sense anymore, Grumpy Cat (real name: Tarder Sauce) is coming out with a line of refrigerated coffee drinks and NOT tarter sauce, which would actually be reasonable considering A) that's her name and B) cats love fish with tarter sauce. From a... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2013
    Presumably to prove he's got the biggest balls amongst his colleagues, this is a short video of a dude running across a 1,500°F (~850°C) lava flow in nothing but his sneakers. When reached for comment, a lady answered the phone and informed me this guy died months ago. Hit th... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2013
    This is a homemade money shredding alarm clock (previously: a conceptual one). After the alarm goes off you have ten seconds to disable it before the thing starts eating your money. I mean, provided you were actually foolish enough to put money in it in the first place. I'd ... / Continue →