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  • October 28, 2010
    Balloon Boy's father, best known for being a jackass loser (and raising boys that look suspiciously like girls, picture related), has gotten into the inventing game, and just released his first POS, the $20 "Bear Scratcher", a tree branch you screw to the wall and scratch your ... / Continue →
  • September 28, 2010
    Note: Two super high-res shots HERE (full back) and HERE (closeup). I know some of you don't care because you can't appreciate the finer more permanent things in life, but I'm obsessed with Avatar tattoo guy (you Albertans must really be proud!). And not just because of his e... / Continue →
  • August 4, 2010
    Note: High-res shot HERE in case you're a concerned dermatologist. Seen here proving symmetrically-sized tattoos are for backhairless pussies, Avatar tattoo guy just got finished getting Neytiri #6 (lower right). Per some comments he's posted on the Avatar fan board: lol and... / Continue →
  • July 20, 2010
    Note: Click HERE for a super high-res shot that killed my soul a little to see so big. Remember Avatar Tattoo Guy? I know -- how could anybody forget that back? Well he's returned with tattoo #5 which, SPOILER ALERT: is another crappy Neytiri just like the other four. Good ... / Continue →
  • June 13, 2010
    Remember Avatar tattoo guy? I know, how could you forget such a glorious piece of flesh? Well dude is pleased to announce tattoo #4 has been completed and looks just as amazing as the others. Which isn't very. Or at all actually. That shit looks f***ing terrible. Hit the ... / Continue →
  • May 30, 2010
    NOTE: Full-res picture HERE in case you're into cancerous moles and back hair. Remember Avatar tattoo guy? First it was the left shoulder, then the right, and now a full-body Neytiri next to his spine. Based on the quality, I'm gonna assume he got this one in the slammer. W... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2010
    This is somebody's back. Somebody's back covered with a tattoo of a LEGO beach scene. It's a lot like a picture of a hand drawing a hand if you really think about it. Except nothing like that. It's more like the Mona Lisa. LEGO Beach Scene Boozin' Up Back Tattoo [obviouswi... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2010
    Can't decide what kind of tattoo to get? Just go for a collage like this piece by tattoo artist Carly Shephard. Alternatively, drink till you black out at the bar across the street from the tattoo parlor and see whose name you wake up with inked across your genitals. I don't... / Continue →
  • April 26, 2010
    First off, what the hell kind of underwear are you wearing? It looks like a roll of gauze from the doctor's office. Which is to say, sexy. Don't act like you've never pleasured yourself to the anatomical chart on the door! Secondly: milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner w... / Continue →
  • April 9, 2010
    This is a tattoo on some guy's back depicting the end of dinosaurs. Brutal, I know. I've been crying about it for almost fifteen minutes now. But you know what? Those are the facts of life. Also, storks bring babies to your house which is exactly why my address is a P.O. b... / Continue →