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  • July 15, 2014
    This is a shot from some convention of some Orion slave girl (although I'm not overlooking the possibly she's just a human who painted herself green -- hopefully with nontoxic stuff and not the kind they use to paint the sides of aircraft carriers) with a sign that reads 'Kirk ... / Continue →
  • February 14, 2014
    If you haven't already seen it, this is a video of a baby reacting to Superman flying in Man of Steel for the first time. It's perfect -- just like you. You look wonderful this Valentine's day, have I told you that? A real shining star. Just...radiant. "You're just butteri... / Continue →
  • June 26, 2012
    Not before lunch. Remember the MRI picture of a baby being born? Well now there's a video of the process. I know, we can all stop marking the days off our wall calendars, it's finally here. Note: This is NOT the video to watch if you're ten and hoping to catch your first gl... / Continue →
  • January 23, 2012
    Because real baby actors are annoying to work with (moody, whining, will shit on set), an anonymous soap opera (please don't say Days of our Lives) recently had this animatronic robot baby commissioned for use in a scene. Hopefully the one where the couple finds out their baby... / Continue →
  • February 8, 2011
    Great, they're trying to trick our women. This is a video of a guy jerking around a realistic robotic baby's head like he's searching for the holes in a bowling ball. KEEP LOOKING TILL IT STARTS SPARKING AND CATCHES FIRE! ...the goal of Osaka University's AFFETTO was to crea... / Continue →
  • November 23, 2010
    Note: Larger, full-res shot RIGHT HERE, YO. This is a picture from Germany of a woman who just gave birth caught by a Google Street View vehicle. Only problem is, it's allegedly a fake. Per a German Gizmodo reader allegedly in the know: I am German and have to tell you it's... / Continue →
  • June 15, 2010
    Japan, Japan, Japan -- what are we gonna do with you? KNOCK IT OFF WITH ALL THE ROBOTS ALREADY! You're giving me butt ulcers. Japanese researchers created a baby robot designed to simulate the behavior and development of a real infant in an effort to better understand how hu... / Continue →
  • May 6, 2010
    NOTE: Video is after the jump. I'm serious -- I don't care how super your sperm are, they aren't powerful enough to make the video appear on the front page. A Star Wars themed baby announcement video: can you think of a better way to tell your friends and family you're pregna... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2010
    NOTE: Video of golden shower action is after the jump. Baby Wee Wee is not only gonna get made fun of and beat up later in life because his parents can't name a child for shit, but he's also got a robotic pecker. That actually pees if you tickle him or something. I dunno, bu... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2010
    Link. Link. LINK! Nooooooooooooooo!! Somebody fetch this little guy a fairy, STAT! Damnit Tink, what the hell good are you gonna do? But while you're here -- dust me so I can fly my ass out of here. I don't need to be standing around with a pocketful of rupees when Zelda... / Continue →