Presumably to dig us out of this massive deficit, the government is auctioning a former Air Force One plane, which it will probably replace with another Air Force One plane that's newer and 10x more expensive. You know, I wish we could choose where our tax dollars went because... / Continue →

Brazilian sex toy/blow-up doll manufacturer is auctioning off the virginity of Valentina, the company's first 'real-life' sex doll. Of course I have no idea what 'real-life' is supposed to mean in this case, and I don't think I want to. The auction doesn't end till March 31st... / Continue →

Because how else are you going to decorate your sports-themed voodoo room, an eBay seller recently had this fine 'mummified cat slam dunking a mummified bird' display for sale. And for only $550 -- the basketball hoop alone is probably worth that! Now I'm not saying this pers... / Continue →

This is a massive gallery of reimagined Boba Fett and Clone Trooper helmets that have been modded by artists and visual effects studios and put up for auction on eBay, with proceeds going towards the Make A Wish Foundation. They're all pretty amazing, and a couple (including t... / Continue →

This is a prototype cartridge of the original Nintendo's The Legend of Zelda. It's for sale on eBay. For $150,000. That's too much for me. Which is why I'm asking you to all band together and buy it for my birthday WHICH IS A WEEK FROM SUNDAY. "Are you having a party?" Ha... / Continue →

Ever wanted a painting of a scornful Red Skull hanging in your bathroom, silently judging your poops? Well, now you can, for just an estimated $200 to $300! The above painting is just one of many extremely nerdy items Marvel has up for auction online and in-person at the upcomi... / Continue →

A 345-piece comic book collection discovered when Michael Rorrer was cleaning the house of his recently deceased aunt was discovered to contain 44 of the top 100 golden-age comics including Action Comics #1 (Superman's first appearance), Detective Comics #27 (Batman's first app... / Continue →

eBay seller the_heppcat is selling the six rolls of TP he used to painstakingly hand-typed the entirety of Herman Melville's Moby Dick. Huh? Yes for real, people are f***ing weird (links to the tampon Mona Lisa to prove my point). My friend and I once joked that toilet paper... / Continue →

"Psst, GW -- want some free candy?" I wish, I'm trying to watch my weight. "Oh come on." Really, I can't, I'm already borderline diabetic. "Wanna take a ride in my Star Wars van?" ...Just give me two minutes to ditch my mom in Target. THe 4 foot wide X wing has just set o... / Continue →

The Pontiac Deluxe Six "Ghost Car" has an exterior built entirely out of Plexiglass in 1939 for display at the New York World's Fair so visitors would be all, "WHOA -- cars don't run on wizards?!" But seriously: do they or don't they? Because one guy told me it was fairies an... / Continue →