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  • November 14, 2013
    This is Patrick the robotic ass. Patrick helps medical students practice prostate exams without having to stick their fingers up actual patient's asses. Because nobody wants to be a guinea pig when it comes to their butt. Hey doc -- you ever done this before? "First time." ... / Continue →
  • August 8, 2013
    This is the Death Star painted on a lady's butt. I'm not sure if she did it herself in the mirror or if somebody helped. I'm also not sure why it's painted on both cheeks. Maybe one is supposed to be a front view and the other a back view. I don't know, I don't what the hel... / Continue →
  • February 23, 2011
    Toilet paper: you wipe your ass with it (except this guy, who may use circuit boards). Sometimes you even use it to clean up spills. And sometimes you use it as a napkin and then don't understand when your stomach is upset later (SPOILER: YOU ATE DOODOO PARTICLES). Personall... / Continue →
  • May 11, 2010
    In a case of Jesus Christ neither one of you should be allowed anywhere near a child, a woman claims she got pregnant from watching a 3-D adult film while her husband was in Iraq (liar liar vagina on fire!). US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find ... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2010
    The Rectum Bar in Vienna is a bar shaped like an anatomically correct rectum. I think we can all agree it brings new meaning to the phrase, "getting butt-ass drunk", amirite? No? YEAH WELL YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT! Yes, that was a rectal related tie-in. God I'm L337. The design... / Continue →
  • February 25, 2010
    NOTE: You might want to stop watching at 1:20 before she turns around. This is a chick with ass for days playing some racing game on XBox 360. First one to name the game in the comments obviously missed the point of this post. Also, you think she shakes her ass around for th... / Continue →
  • January 29, 2010
    Finally, a piece of office equipment that quickly and efficiently turns used printer paper into rolls of toilet paper. That's right, The White Goat -- wait, The White Goat? WTF kind of name is that? Because goats can eat tin cans? Just pop in about 40 sheets of paper, and... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2010
    Now I've known about Booty Pop panties for awhile now because I have the imitation Fredrick's of Hollywood ones, but apparently they're making their rounds on the internet again. Because, let's face it: we all want that ultimate, shapely, lifted booty. Unfortunately, this boo... / Continue →
  • December 11, 2009
    Rear Gear Butt Covers ("No more Mr. Brown Eye" -- not even kidding) are little $5 cardboard cutouts that hang from your pet's tail and cover its butthole. Jesus Christ. Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I've got them covered... Rear Gear ... / Continue →
  • November 14, 2009
    Ged Gavin, 55, has a bionic ass and doesn't care who knows. Which is good because I definitely just texted everyone in my phone. And by texted I mean sexted. All the kids are doing it. What? Yes I'd jump off a bridge! Mr Galvin suffered massive internal injuries and had to... / Continue →