Aug 7 2008 Sure, Why Not?: The How To Tie A Tie Tie

The HowTie from Fred is a tie that features pictorial instructions on how to tie the damn thing. Personally, I think they look like hieroglyphics, but I've never tied a tie before. And for the rest of you out there that can't, or don't want to learn, I've got two words for you: get a blogging job. We don't wear ties. Or pants. Hell, sometimes we don't even sport underwear. Isn't that right? Back me up here, Superficial and Iwatchstuff Writers. Whoa, too close! I meant verbally.
Thanks to Britany, who once heckled me on the bus after work for not wearing drawls.
Feb 25 2008 Guitar Hero Shirt Lets You Rock Out Whenever You Want

This Guitar Hero inspired shirt lets you jam out when you want, where you want, provided you're wearing it. The $35 shirt features a Gibson SG electric guitar, complete with whammy, buttons and strum bar. Couple this bad boy with the Jada Air Guitar Rocker and presto -- you're the life of any party. And the by life of any party I mean someone who isn't invited anymore.
guitar hero t-shirt lets you play air guitar anywhere [technabob]
