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  • British City Government Forced To Admit Its 'Unpreparedness' For A Zombie Apocalypse
    June 10, 2011
    After a concerned citizen (read: nutjob) presented Leicester City with a Freedom of Information request concerning its emergency plan for a zombie attack, city council officials were forced to admit there wasn't one. *mind explodes* Ms Wyeth [head of information governance] s... / Continue →
  • Rare Six Planet Alignment Heralds Doomsday
    May 2, 2011
    That's right folks, I'm calling it. Sometime on or before May 30th. The world may end in 2012, but it all starts in 2011. BOOM, movie concept. Get that made by fall -- I want Shia Laboof attached. If you get up any morning for the next few weeks, you'll be treated to the s... / Continue →
  • Uh-Oh: IP Addresses To Run Out Next Year
    July 27, 2010
    As a matter of fact yes, that is a picture of the GW command center. I can make calls, fax, print, copy, collate AND write Geekologie all from the comfort of my plush shitter. Did I mention I can relieve myself? Because I can do that too. I just have to be careful my unit i... / Continue →
  • Robot Pirate Vs. Zombie Ninja On Dinosaur
    February 10, 2010
    This is a comic by Tim Buckley appropriately titled 'This is How the World Ends'. It bears a striking resemblance to 'GW Vs. the Volcano' except that one didn't have any robots in it CAUSE I'D ALREADY KILLED THEM ALL. And that, my friends, is how the world really ends: GW blo... / Continue →
  • Heavenly Portal Opens In Porto, Portugal
    January 25, 2010
    Any minute now I expect the Four Unicornmen of the Apocalypse to come riding out of that hole on a rainbow and start royally f***ing this world up. Just sayin', an apocalyptic portal just opened in in Porto, Portugal -- grammatical coincidence OR SURE SIGN OF IMPENDING DOOM?! ... / Continue →
  • Yeah, This Will End Well: Scientists Develop "Autonomous Bipedal Robot Built Out Of DNA"
    January 22, 2010
    Just when I thought my dino-ribonucleic acids were safe, I get news that scientists have developed autonomous DNA-bots that can biped their little asses around inside me and royally f*** all my insides up. The walking device consists of a strand of DNA that contains a 5',5' li... / Continue →
  • Run Like Hell: When Giant Robots Attack
    December 3, 2009
    This is the five minute trailer for Ataque de Pánico! (Panic Attack!) by aspiring Uruguayan director Fede Alvarez. Apparently flashing the video around Hollywood netted the no-name a $30 million movie deal. Nice, but I've already seen Transformers (the first one). Now, Holl... / Continue →
  • Ultrasonic Proof: Couple Convinced Their Unborn Baby Looks Like Michael Jackson
    November 23, 2009
    Not to be outclassed by the recent Drybones baby, a family in the U.K. claims to be birthing Michael Jackson's head. And, based on the ultrasonic evidence, I have to admit: that is indeed Michael Jackson getting poked in the nose with a penis turd. Mum and dad-to-be Dawn Kelle... / Continue →
  • Fake, But Still Burn It With Lasers (You Never Can Be Too Safe): A Scary Dancing Robot
    October 24, 2009
    I'm pretty sure half the people that sent this in thought it's an actual robot, but being the astute robot slaya that I am, it wasn't hard for me to tell this is just a jackass in a robot costume. Don't get me wrong, I'd still burn that bitch like a witch (or doobie), he just ... / Continue →
  • Uh-Oh: Little Robot Can Jump 25-Foot Fences
    September 16, 2009
    Boston Dynamics, a company best known for heralding the apocalypse with their futuristic death machines, is at it again -- this time manufacturing the Precision Urban Hopper. Most of the time, the shoebox-sized robot - which is being developed for the US military - uses its ... / Continue →