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  • July 2, 2012
    Note: I cut the thread to prevent the homepage from being a mile long, click the jump to see the whole, worthwhile thing. This is a /b/ thread from 4chan documenting a user's discovery of a grenade in the forest. It's amazing. I love how nobody gives a shit what happens to th... / Continue →
  • March 9, 2010
    The question has long intrigued the smartest and most handsome of scientists (me, I'm talking about me): how did dinosaurs do it? If you answered "awkwardly", you're close, but the correct answer is awesomely. Plus accidentally in the butt sometimes! Anyway, you may recall t... / Continue →
  • December 1, 2009
    I've been looping this video for the past 20 minutes and I can't stop smiling my big toothless GW grin. Granted, it's already been on Youtube for over a month and has like 30 trillion views, so why I haven't seen it is beyond me. But somehow, it's all your fault. I swear, yo... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2009
    NOTE: NSFW DUE TO LANGUAGE. WATCH IT WITH HEADPHONES ON OR THE VOLUME LOW. There's rock bottom, and then they're webcam-ing yourself crying and punching the wall over your disappointment about Modern Warfare 2. Jesus, kid, fix yourself a spot of tea and calm the f*** down. ... / Continue →
  • October 5, 2009
    I don't even know what to say, except this makes me sad about the women in the world who are stoned and fed to dragons if they're not virgins when they're married. And you thought I was a heartless asshole. No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2009
    This video is like two years old so if you've seen it, congratulations, free Geekologie bumper sticker. Just leave an 'OLD' and your bank account info in the comments and I'll have it transferred first thing Monday morning. Anyway, did you know that in an emergency situation ... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2009
    That's right folks, a Brazilian man held a 60-year old woman hostage for ten whopping hours with a Sega Master System Light Phaser. Captain PEW was looking to collect on an unpaid debt, and things got 8-bitty when the lady refused to pay. The Light Phaser, the light gun that ... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2009
    Australia's Queensland state is looking to hire a "Great Barrier Reef Island Caretaker" at a rate of $105,000 (US) for six-months of service. What kind of service? The "island caretaker" would be expected to stroll the white sands, soak up the sun, snorkel the reef, "maybe cl... / Continue →
  • December 27, 2008
    MUST WATCH! Not only will one-year-old Melodie grow up to break your son's heart, she'll beat all his high scores in the process. Cutest Game Video of 2008 will Melt Any Gamer's Heart [gizmodo]... / Continue →
  • November 21, 2008
    This is the world's worst cookbook. It's called Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes. I just puked in my mouth a little. Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of... / Continue →