Well, that saves me organizing two picket lines. In news that pleases me (but not nearly as much as if they'd never existed), LucasFilm has decided to cease work on the 3-D theatrical re-release of the other two crappy Star Wars prequels, deciding instead to focus its efforts ... / Continue →

Almost as if to prove the point there's no Star Wars related crapola sad enough to fill the void in George Lucas's Sarlacc Pitt of a heart, there's going to be a Star Wars themed Angry Birds game coming out November 8th. Granted, I'm sure children will love it. Unfortunately ... / Continue →

Because George Lucas believes that absolutely everything should be available with a Star Wars theme, here's a line of glasses from Japanese eyewear manufacturer Aigen. They're available in Luke Skywalker, R2-D2, Stormtrooper, Boba Fett and Darth Vader designs and cost $500 wit... / Continue →

This is a shot of Carrie Fisher's coke nail making an appearance in Return of the Jedi. It's for snorting coke when you don't have time to sit down and rake out lines. You know, for the more active coke-blower. 'We did cocaine on the set of Empire, in the ice planet [the sec... / Continue →

This is a series of posters by artist Tim Anderson (links to personal website where you can buy prints, $40) imagining the first three Star Wars movies as spaghetti westerns by Italian director Sergio Leone. Would Leone have had enough decency to not make any prequels? Proba... / Continue →

This is the custom Stormtrooper head lawn chair Geekologie reader Ferg's friend's brother at GotWood Workshop made. Oh man, one time a friend's brother's cousin's sister's boyfriend drove me around in the back of his pickup truck, so that was cool. You know, like loose in the... / Continue →

R2-D2: he wants to die so hard right now. Well folks, it's that time of the year again: the 2012 Star Wars Weekends dance-off routines debuted Friday at the Disney parks, and let me tell you: plenty of sadness/rage to be had. A brief rundown of what to expect from the videos ... / Continue →

This is an R2-D2 inspired Technics 1200 turntable. It was a collaboration between Tex Nasty at Remix Turntable Lab and Full Blown Kustoms. Me? I like my kustoms only half blown. Honestly, of all the stupid change George Lucas made to the original movies I'm surprised he did... / Continue →

This is a video of Han Solo performing his intergalactic suckfest 'I'm Han Solo' on the XBox's Star Wars Kinect. It sucks so hard I almost choked on my yogurt, which is near impossible. You just have to see it to believe it, then I encourage you all to write George Lucas a na... / Continue →

This is a creepy deaky Jabba the Hutt birthday cake made by DeviantARTist KatesKakes for...Henry. I'm not sure how old Henry was turning but my guess is five. "I guess 38!" You suck at guessing. Regardless of how you feel about this Jabba, I think we can all agree it blows ... / Continue →

Yes -- HARD. Read the whole "George claims Han NEVER shot first" article over at IWatchstuff.... / Continue →

This is the 'simmer sizzle reel' for the deleted scene 'extras' to be included on the release of the Star Wars 'Complete Saga' Blu-Ray collection. In my mind it should be all of episodes 1-3. Hit the jump and get sizzlin' or whatever I have no clue it's Friday afternoon and I... / Continue →