Note: Please, try to keep the metal metal band jokes to a minimum. This is a video of the robotic band Compressorhead practicing in the garage of some human they likely killed. Unfortunately (or is it?), as somebody pointed out in the video's comments, you can really only hea... / Continue →

In other news, run over cats are up 400%. An animal adoption charity in New Zealand has successfully taught several dogs how to drive (including steering, shifting in and out of park, and pedal use) to prove to potential adopters how smart dogs are and how you could never in a... / Continue →

This is a claw machine in a Russian arcade that some cat has decided to call home. Or maybe it's an actual prize, I dunno. What I do know is there's no way in hell you'll ever pick that kitty up with THAT WEAK-ASS CLAW. You'll have to lure him down into the prize bin with tr... / Continue →

This is a video of Rickard Nillson and his tractor. Except his tractor is no ordinary hayride-pulling tractor, he stuffed a Volvo 240 turbocharged engine in the thing. Now it goes FAST. And does DONUTS. I can honestly say I've never wanted to die in a tractor related incide... / Continue →

This is a 1991 news report on the dangers of video gaming. Or at least that's how it starts. By 40-seconds it's already meandered into some weird advertisement for Super Nintendo. Then some joke of a reporter green-screens himself into a game of F-Zero and drives the track b... / Continue →

Wait -- I didn't tell it to do that. I don't ever want to lose an arm. But if I do, I want it to be the right one (I'm left handed), and I want it to be to a crocodile. But not before I gouge one of his eyes out to wear on a necklace. The is the Bebionic3, an advanced prost... / Continue →

This is a video of two guys standing atop Tesla coils wearing Faraday suits and battling each other with electricity at the recent Belfast Festival at Queens in Ireland. I don't know who the hell told them you're supposed to fight electricity with electricity, but I would have... / Continue →

Hey, lady on the left -- you picked THE WRONG F***ING FLIGHT. As a cross-promotion for the Hobbit movie coming out and tourism to New Zealand where it was filmed, Weta Workshop teamed up with Air New Zealand to produce this Hobbit themed airplane safety video to show before ta... / Continue →

This is a pumpkin carved and lit to play Tetris. You can actually PLAY Tetris on it, using the stem as a joystick. You can read about the whole build process HERE, which was way more complicated than just taping a Game Boy to a pumpkin like I would have done. I dunno, it jus... / Continue →

This is a video of a guy using a series of air-punches to blow out a line of candles. It's probably not what you imagined when you read 'hadouken' in the title, and that's 100% my bad. To be fair though, hadouken literally means "wave motion fist", so they kind of are hadouke... / Continue →

Note: Guy drops a line of expletives at the 0:20 mark. They really add something though so watch that part if you can. This is a video of Toughguy McShatteredtailbone trying to cannonball into a frozen pool in Germany. Unfortunately for dude's coccyx, the pool is like REALLY... / Continue →

This is a picture of gun-lover Andrew Tuohy firing a .45 Kimber 1911 underwater in his pool. Presumably during adult swim. Want to see VIDEO of Andrew firing a .40 Glock 22 underwater? Hit the jump to watch. Andrew said the shock from the gun firing was like getting kicked ... / Continue →

Is there anything worse than the sound of a crying baby? That was meant to be rhetorical. This is a video of a baby that can allegedly be soothed from a fit every time by playing the Star Wars theme. I have zero interest in testing it, so I'll just have to take their word fo... / Continue →

Remember the first "Mr. Wizard's a dick" supercut? WELL HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. This one features what is arguably the the best Mr. Wizard line of all time though: "You know you can do this at home yourself -- you don't need to come over to my house to do it." I tell my friends... / Continue →

This is a video of two spazzes (plus a couple randoms who wander in) dancing their drug-loving asses off at some outdoor festival, all set to a remix of the Game of Thrones theme. No clue what they were dancing to originally, but my guess is there weren't any bands playing at ... / Continue →

This is the security camera footage from an Apple store in Temecula, California where last week a group of dumbasses drove their BMW SUV through the window and security gate and stole a bunch of iPads and computers. Unfortunately for the idiots involved, their license plate go... / Continue →

DARPA's new and improved cheetah robot is officially faster than even the fastest human, making running for your life futile unless you just want to die hot and sweaty. The world record for the 100 meter dash was set in 2009 by sprinter Usain Bolt, who averaged 23.35 mph dur... / Continue →

Haha -- even assassins forget what floor they parked on sometimes! This is a video of parkour pro Ronnie Shalvis dressed as Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad from the Assassin's Creed series climbing up walls and jumping off buildings and doing flips and all kinda stuff that probably keeps hi... / Continue →

Included with the soon-to-be-released Avengers Blu-ray, here's an alternate, totally-different, Cobie Smulders-filled opening to Joss Whedon's superhero blockbuster. On the one hand, it isn't really necessary nor all that interesting a scene, but on the other hand, it does a gr... / Continue →

Seen here already walking on air, a bar employee changing the channel on a television unknowingly prepares to plummet down a 10-foot hole in the floor. Why the f*** is there a 10-foot hole in the floor? No clue, but it probably shouldn't be left unattended. That's like city ... / Continue →