This is the triforce family crest (kamon) that Twitter user mahosyouzyo allegedly created after a relative passed away and was approached by her family requesting an updated design. You, uh, might want to be careful about which ocarina songs you go tooting around that memorial... / Continue →

You fall out of The Great Deku Tree or something? What the f*** happened to your elbow? This is a shot of some dude's Hylian shield inspired backpiece inked by Alie K. of Archive Tattoos in Toronto. Is it just me or does that dude's back look massive? I bet if he flexed t... / Continue →

This is a picture of some brobro who got Zelda's crest shaved into the back of his head. It's not me, I swear -- my ears aren't pierced and I don't wear a gold chain. I do have that Last Supper print and a straw hat, but the similarities stop there. Besides, I'm not into the... / Continue →

This is Marian von Charlottenburg's (sweet name!) triforce arm tat by Needlefak (no thank you!) Tattooing in Hamburg, Germany. Not gonna lie, at first I thought it was a Photoshop job, but I just spent upwards of ten seconds comparing the two photos until I realized I didn't c... / Continue →

This is a giant triforce sculpture carved out of the side of a mountain snow (I just looked for the first time). It was created by the two beer-swigging goons in the picture, both of whom look suspiciously like guys I went to high school with that made fun of me for playing Ma... / Continue →

This is a Triforce latte (liquid courage, power and wisdom) that deviantARTist Monk Drew made his brother for his birthday. Now I'm not saying a coffee-drink is a pretty weak-ass present, but my brother did get me Carl Sagan's Cosmos on DVD for Christmas. Just sayin' -- WHAT ... / Continue →

Well folks, not only did the Saints win the Super Bowl (and save my bookie the trouble of bending my knees backwards), but I beat 'Zelda: Spirit Tracks' last night. So, just like that Ice Cube song: it was a good day I can do it, put your ass into it. This is a Triforce tatto... / Continue →

Link. Link. LINK! Nooooooooooooooo!! Somebody fetch this little guy a fairy, STAT! Damnit Tink, what the hell good are you gonna do? But while you're here -- dust me so I can fly my ass out of here. I don't need to be standing around with a pocketful of rupees when Zelda... / Continue →

This is a video of Jessica Chobot (friend and colleague of yours truly) getting a Triforce tattoo on her wrist during the recent Consumer Electronics Show. Clearly, Jessica knows the way to a geek's heart (ninja sword, straight through the sternum). I got a Triforce tattoo ... / Continue →

For all of you who loved yesterday's t-rex tattoos so much and felt obligated to tell me in the comments, here's a guy with a Triforce above his genitals. Do I know you or what? Hit the jump for a fairly sweet Triforce branding.... / Continue →

How bout that title, huh? You thought I lost my mind, didn't you? WELL I HAVEN'T AND I CAN MIX FICTIONAL UNIVERSES ALL I WANT. Sure taking the Zelda franchise in vain is sacrilegious, but Spirit Tracks is about a damn train. A train in the Zelda universe. Shit's blowin' my... / Continue →

Despite what your parents tell their therapists, you must have been good this year because Santa sent me this Zelda/Link upskirt to share with you. So, yeah, [insert joke about seeing her Triforce here]. Also, [something something Master Sword]. Hyrule Upskirts=Awesome [hawt... / Continue →

This is an awesome Triforce t-shirt (I know it just looks like a design, but it's a design available on -- wait for it -- wait for -- a t-shirt -- in shimmery gold ink! AAAAAAAAAAHH I WANT IT ON ME! It was designed by artist Olly Moss for clothier Super Combo. Unfortunately,... / Continue →

The Triforce is a shot made of equal parts dark rum, banana liqueur, and Goldschläger. It sounds delicious (minus the combination of rum, banana and cinnamon), and I'm going to drink them until I start seeing fairies. You know, like Julia Roberts in Hook. But way nakeder. ... / Continue →

What you're looking at is the new New Years Eve ball to be dropped (they literally should drop it one year -- after setting it on fire. Fireball Island FTW!) in Times Square tonight. Last year, the Times Square Ball got an LED makeover for its 100th anniversary. This year t... / Continue →

I know Zelda ocarinas have been available for awhile now, because I bought one at a street fair two years ago, but these ones from ThinkGeek actually look sharp and worth the $40. Product Features * Real playable Ocarina lets you re-create your favorite Zelda tunes *... / Continue →