This is a small gallery of Star Wars creature taxidermied head mounts. They're all just mediocre Photoshop jobs though, they're not real. Of course, for the right amount of money I'm sure somebody would be more than happy to make them real for you. Me -- I'm talking about me... / Continue →

This is a taxidermied rodeo squirrel riding a bucking black timber rattlesnake that was recently for sale on eBay. Unfortunately it sold before I could steal my roommate's credit card info :( Up for Bid, Antelope Ground Squirrel riding a 4ft. Arizona Black Timber Rattlesnake ... / Continue →

Miami dead animal artist Enrique Gomez De Molina was recently arrested and faces up to 5-years in jail and $250K in fines after illegally smuggling in the remains of rare and endangered animals to make his Frankensculptures. For shame, Enrique! How much for a female mannequin... / Continue →

That's not actually a griffin. I think it's a cat ass with chicken legs and an eagle's head. Still, it does look like one though. And if anybody came over for dinner you could probably convince them it's one. Oooooooor threaten to poison their drink and lock them in the bas... / Continue →

BrewDog, the Scottish brewery best known for its 32% ABV (alcohol by volume) Tactical Nuclear Penguin beer, is back at it with another beer that not only shatters their previous alcohol content record, but also claims the title of most expensive brew. Introducing 'The End of H... / Continue →

This is a taxidermied mouse with a flash drive wedged up its ass. It reminds me spying days when I made off with a bunch of top secret files from the Pentagon. Except that wasn't a flash drive, it was a stack of 5¼-inch floppies. And let me tell you: based on the way I was... / Continue →

A stuffed squirrel on a Harley. Because nothing says, "Seriously, I f***ing have everything else" LIKE A TAXIDERMIED SQUIRREL ON A MOTORCYCLE. Wild Grey Squirrel on a HARLEY DAVISON MOTORBIKE................... Great for any Motorbike fan........ 16ins long. 6ins wide. ... / Continue →

I love steampunk. I don't love steampunk taxidermy. The two go together about as well as my privates and a spiked bat. Which, from experience, is a painful match up. I'm sure there are some of you out there that can really appreciate these, but you're sickos. One more of a... / Continue →