In happier Disney news, the parks will be offering custom 3-D printed stormtroopers with your face this summer as part of Disney Star Wars Weekends. Don't fancy yourself Imperial ion-cannon fodder? NO WORRIES, they're also selling 3-D printed versions of you frozen in carboni... / Continue →

Because you can't just throw a convention these days without two rival nerd gangs going at it, a group of Doctor Who and Star Wars fans at the Norwich Sci-Fi and Film Convention got into a heated argument about something that's probably just going to make us all sad. Both side... / Continue →

This is the $12 laser-cut Millennium Falcon model sold by Strapya World. It comes as two sheets of flat metal, but with enough time and patience, you can turn it into a little little Millennium Falcon. With less time and patience you can turn it into accidentally stabbing you... / Continue →

Remember that first-person lightsaber battle? Me neither, but then I watched it again, and now I HALF remember it. Like a dream, if dreams are things I wrote about on Geekologie, which they're not but sometimes I CHOOSE to write about mine anyways. A man chooses, a slave obe... / Continue →

This is a series of homemade Star Wars themed sex toys available from Etsy seller Geek Kink. Mostly whips, canes and paddles with various Star Wars emblems on them. Star Wars not your thing? No worries, because they also have lines of Dr. Who, Game of Thrones, and video game... / Continue →

Remember yesterday's Star Wars pet costumes? Well Costume Craze is also selling these unholy skintight costumes for humans. Because why should your pet get all the attention? They didn't even pick their costume, you picked it for them. But there they are taking all the cred... / Continue →

For a new Parks & Recreation airing tomorrow, Patton Oswalt was apparently asked to ad-lib a council filibuster on the subject of his choosing. What resulted was an astounding eight minutes of Oswalt giving an amazingly-nerdy Star Wars pitch until his mouth went dry. Take a loo... / Continue →

Tom Bingham makes custom electric guitars out of the Star Wars spaceship toys he buys at car boot (trunk) sales (aka stolen goods sales). That's cool, but not near as ICE COLD as the ice cream bar I'm eating right now. It's strawberry -- you jealous? No? What if I told you ... / Continue →

This is a Star Wars themed nursery created by Carissa XY and omooney for their son (and future Jedi) James. It kind of made me wish I had a themed bedroom, which I guess I kind of do provided messy is a theme. My dirty clothes pile is so big I mistakenly slept in it a couple... / Continue →

This is the Rebel Alliance KR-KN and Super Star Destroyer built by LEGOmaniac Iain Heath and recently displayed at Emerald City Comicon. What is the Emerald City, anyways? *Googles* The capital of Oz, which, if I'm not mistaken, is a US territory like Puerto Rico and Guam. ... / Continue →

This is the AT-AT walker walker that Stephanie Kaloi's 4-year old son uses to get around while he recovers from surgery on both legs. When the lil tyke originally got the plain walker he pretended he was an AT-AT, so that's when his parents came up with the idea to make it an ... / Continue →

This is a small series of Disney princesses reimagined as lightsaber swinging Jedi and Sith by DeviantARTist Pushfighter (aka Ralph Sevelius). I want to be on Ariel's team. Then we'll swim down and pop all the Gungan's underwater bubbles and drown them all. Trust me, it's th... / Continue →

This is a (probably soon to be removed for copyright claims) video of all six Star Wars movies to date playing at the same time, just the way George Lucas intended them to be seen. Trying to watch it is 100% dangerous to your health and I don't recommend viewing it for longer ... / Continue →

LEGO is ceasing production of the Star Wars Jabba's Palace playset at the end of this year amidst complaints from Austria's Turkish community that the building is "mosque-like" and the minifigs included give Muslims a bad rap. Things to complain about: apparently we're gettin... / Continue →

This is a legit looking AT-AT bunkbed. I'm not sure who made it, but I just searched Craigslist to see if it was for sale and came up with nothing. I did read a couple funny Missed Connections though. One about a dude who fell in love with the barrista at Starbucks. Here's a... / Continue →

This is the conceptual Star Wars Episode VII movie poster created by illustrator Adam Schickling imaging the cast from the original trilogy all grown up. It looks like Adam was pretty kind to Carrie Fisher, because that is NOT what I remember her looking like last. Chewbacca?... / Continue →

This is a basic graphic depicting the different kind of relationships between the major characters in the Star Wars franchise created by Joe Stone. I like how there's a special note of 'inappropriate kissing' between Luke and Leia. Because listen: it's not inappropriate if yo... / Continue →

This is the half-inch papercraft Millennium Falcon model made by working under a magnifying glass professional David Canavese. David says she ship is entirely paper (and glue) and took eight hours to complete. There's a bonus Star Wars Blockade Runner after the jump that's ev... / Continue →

This is a shot of DeviantARTist Hearte42's ultrasound, which looks suspiciously like Emperor Palpatine. Will the boy grow up to a megalomaniac, crazed for ultimate power? No, because it's a girl. I'm kidding, I don't know what it is but it's definitely not a turtle. Right? ... / Continue →

This is the X-wing fighter bunkbed built by DarthDaddy42 for his very lucky son (not to be confused with this Y-wing bunkbed featured earlier). It has moveable wings, lights, an R2-D2 copilot cooler for juice boxes, and a cockpit with buttons & switches and a flatscreen TV for... / Continue →