This is a $35 one-piece Stay Puft Marshmallow Man pajama suit. Cute, but it looks a little tight for me. Especially around the...you know. "Cuffs?" Come on! I was trying to fake like I have a big peen. Thanks to Linny, who agrees you wear that thing to bed and you stand a... / Continue →

NOTE: Still not #2 proof. This is a line of sexy underwear from Dear Kate that won't get ruined by a little accident. They're like that grandma diaper underwear, except...I can't believe I just brought up grandma diaper underwear. *shaking head, opening bottle* Like a wise ... / Continue →

In news that shouldn't surprise anyone who finds them so irresistible, paleontologists are now claiming that the earliest dinosaurs to develop feathers did so for courtship purposes and not to soar like giant, sexy eagles. *ruffling tail-feathers* CAW, CAW! "They may have in... / Continue →

Because some people believe every costume should be available in a sexy version, Yandy is selling these sexy Sesame Street costumes for ladies. They come in Bert, Ernie, Big Bird, Elmo, Cookie Monster and Oscar the Grouch versions, and all are pretty sad looking. Regardless o... / Continue →

Note: Mug doesn't actually shrink when coffee is added. This is the $13 Disappearing Dinosaur Magic Mug from Baron Bob. At room temperature, it features a picture of a couple sexy-ass dinos, but when hot liquid is added *sniffle* oh God -- THEY TURN INTO FOSSILS. *uncontrolla... / Continue →

What better way to celebrate Star Wars Day than with two girls having a bubblebath lightsaber battle? The video is some sort of Axe body spray parody, but for some reason features Chewbacca, lightsabers, two girls in white tank tops, water, and bubbles. I'm not complaining, I j... / Continue →

I'm not sure if Little Rooster is supposed to be a euphemism for a little peener, but it IS a vibrator we're talking about so yes it absolutely is. The Little Rooster is a real alarm clock for ladies that you go to bed wearing inside your underwear with its little vibrating en... / Continue →

This is a public service announcement starring The Big Bang Theory's Penny (Kaley Cuoco) reminding women there are other sexy cosplay options to wear to parties/conventions besides slave Leia. It's not particularly good, but neither was the guy working the drive-thru window at... / Continue →

These are 8-bit pantyhose. Despite breaking out my magnifying glass (this monitor's just a bunch of colored dots!!!!!!11), I can't tell if they're real or not (I think they're black printed on white though). Oooooor they're just Photoshopped. Whichever the case, Mario just p... / Continue →

Hey ladies, wanna know what men find sexy? Naked womens. Followed by World of Warcraft elves, meat and heavy machinery. Don't want them ogling a bikini calender every time they go out to the garage to be manly? Enter the $55 (wait, what?!) 2011 Bauforum24 Heavy Equipment Ca... / Continue →

Swimsuits: if you take yours off in line at a water park they'll kick you out. Thankfully, Black Milk Clothing, a company best known for the sessy-ass Space Invader tights I posted back in January, has you covered. Literally -- their stuff will cover your privates. Now, I kn... / Continue →

Wrapping up my hard-hitting exposé on "there is a sexy version of every costume" comes this Chewbacca getup from sessywear purveyor Yandy. YOW YOW YANDY, YOW YOW! Sci-Fi Furry Costume Sku: YE300 Explore the universe while staying warm with this five-piece sexy costume tha... / Continue →

This is some sessy Samus Aran cosplay. It's not very authentic because Samus's Zero Suit is actually full-body and I've never seen her in bunny ears before, but you know what? I can look past those things. Also, I have no idea where these pictures originally came from so if ... / Continue →

Now I know what you're wondering, "Jesus, GW -- are you really posting this just so you don't have to bookmark the product page to find it again?" And yes, that is 110% why I'm posting this. That and I have a birthday coming up and I have yet to receive a single present. You... / Continue →

This is a gallery of the cosplaying girls from this past weekend's San Diego Comic-Con. As you may or may not know, I was denied access to the convention this year for "being too drunk to stand" and telling security "my superpenis is my costume". Guilty as charged aside, Norm... / Continue →

Tsintaosaurus was like the unicorn of the Cretaceous Period. Except, instead of corns, they had penises growing out of their heads. Thanks, God! Tsintaosaurus was a duck-billed dinosaur, or Hadrosaur, that lived in China about 84 to 71 million years ago. Like many Lambeosau... / Continue →

This is a series of photographs taken of alcoholic beverages under a microscope. This is tequila, but there are several more of my favorites after the jump. Now I don't know about you, but I'd drink every single one of them. And eat the microscope slides. This one tastes li... / Continue →

YOW YOW! Check out the vertebrae on that one! And don't even get me started on the coccyx. Boy what I wouldn't give to be a cast on her, amirite? Calm down, that could be a man for all we know (I've been pretending it is!). The "Eizo: Pin-up Calendar 2010" is really partic... / Continue →

Sorry for the late start today folks, the internet was booboo when I woke up and instead of going to Starbucks I decided to yell at pedestrians from my balcony. Seems to have done the trick! Ever made love on the back of a dead alien before? I have. Ripley never had it so g... / Continue →

Now I know what you're thinking, "but GW, isn't the Horny Ballerina the sexiest dino name ever?" And the answer, my friend, is no. That one's second place now. The new blue-ribbon winner is officially Tuojiangosaurus (correctly pronounced Two-wang-oh!-sore-ass). Squire, re... / Continue →