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  • May 20, 2013
    This is a small series (there's three) of Adventure Time characters imagined in real life by digital sculptor Thomas Lishman. They're all pretty scary. So the next time you're thinking about how great it would be to live in cartoonland, think again. You just can't see the de... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2013
    Presumably to compliment his existing brass knuckles and tribal face tattoos, this is a shot of some dude who got his eyelids tattooed to look like they're always open. That's probably gonna make it hard for him to find a sleeping partner. Because I remember dating a girl in ... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2013
    Seen here practicing for the circus, Richie Trimble provides us with a first-person view of what it's like to ride his nearly 15-foot "Stoopidtall Bike'. The bike measures 12-feet to the pedals and 14.5 to the seat. That's high. Almost as high as you'd have to be to think a ... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2013
    Because Mother Nature is completely out of her f***ing mind, decapitated rattlesnakes can still strike and cripple/kill their enemies up to an hour after being decapitated. They can't fly though, so now would be a good time to start saving for that jetpack. Rattlesnake venom ... / Continue →
  • April 5, 2013
    This is a video of Boston Dynamic's PETMAN humanoid robot testing out its maneuverability in camouflage. It's, uh, it's terrifyingly human-like. Just imagine in the future there will be groups of these things patrolling the city with glowing red eyes and if they catch you out... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2013
    This is a small series of stylized anatomical drawings of Disney cartoon characters by DeviantARTist Alessandro Conti. They're the kind of thing you don't really want to see but can't look away from, like a car wreck. Also, for some reason Mickey doesn't have a penis but Goof... / Continue →
  • March 18, 2013
    This is a video of two dudes with nothing left to lose (I'm getting there myself) wingsuit flying between two buildings in Rio De Janerio. Not gonna lie, if I'd been in one of those buildings when they zipped by I probably would have screamed. Something like, "Holy shit, how ... / Continue →
  • March 7, 2013
    This is a series of mannequin lamps by Al-Hamad Design. They're called 'Embarakiya', except I would have called them 'Life of the Party Lamps' but that's just me and I should have gone straight from high school to a successful career in product naming instead of pissing away m... / Continue →
  • February 27, 2013
    Note: Lamprey appears larger in this shot than it actually is due to the perspective, but it's still a large specimen, undoubtedly due to all the hair gel and self-tanner runoff in New Jersey's water supply. This is the invasive sea lamprey that Redditor jlitch's friend caught... / Continue →
  • February 19, 2013
    This is a video of 'shark whisperer' Ocean Ramsey (whose mom is rumored to be a mermaid) swimming with a great white shark off the coast of Mexico. At one point she even grabs a hold of its dorsal fin and gets pulled along for a little while. The actions of a sane person? No... / Continue →
  • February 14, 2013
    Hell yeah, Mexican Coke! I'm gonna get one of you with lunch. 31-year old New Zealander Natasha Harris died in 2010, and this week the coroner released his report, citing Natasha's two gallon/day Coca-Cola habit as a contributing factor to her death. Wait -- TWO GALLONS A DA... / Continue →
  • February 13, 2013
    This is a shot from Ukrainian photographer Igor Ryabovr of an arachnid belonging to the Thomisidae family of crab spiders that has a scary screaming face on its back. Already terrified of spiders and can't handle that? Just pretend its the face of some cheap blow-up sex doll. ... / Continue →
  • February 11, 2013
    WARNING: SPIDER VIDEO. This is a video captured by 20-year-old web designer Erick Reis in Santo Antônio da Platina, Brazil of it RAINING SPIDERS. They're not actually falling from the sky though, they're just running around in their giant sheet webs hanging from the power lin... / Continue →
  • January 15, 2013
    Stealth Wear is a line of counter-surveillance clothing designed by Adam Harvey to help avoid detection by the government or whoever the hell else might be hunting you down. The Illuminati? Probably not, you're not that important. A jilted ex-girlfriend MAYBE, but don't kid ... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2012
    This is a series of knitted monster masks created by Tracy Widdess of Brutal Knitting. Hell yeah, brutal knitting! *stabbing myself in the legs with those big needles* This ain't your grandma's quilting bee! Some of the masks look like aliens, some like monsters, and at lea... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2012
    This is Scotch Tape, a series of people with their faces all wonked up with scotch tape by photographer Wes Namen. I don't know what these people looked like before, but they are lookin' fine as hell now. Take this first girl -- she may have only been a four before, but now? ... / Continue →
  • December 19, 2012
    In "enough is enough, Mother Nature" news, a recently discovered species of spider in Peru creates a giant likeness of itself in its web to scare off potential predators. *dropping rolled up newspaper* It's working. The dummy spider is built out of old egg sacs, the carcasse... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2012
    This is a follow up to the ghost girl in elevator prank by the same Brazilian show as that one. Basically, unsuspecting visitors board the same fake elevator, but before the doors close two movers wheel in a standing coffin and leave it. Then the lights flicker, and an old de... / Continue →
  • November 29, 2012
    These are some shots of a shark breaching the water to catch a seal snapped off the coast of Cape Town, South Africa by photographer Dana Allen. I'm not sure how long he (he -- Dana's a he) had to sit around waiting for a shark to fly, but maybe it happens all the time. Now i... / Continue →
  • November 20, 2012
    This is a Lord of the Rings inspired Nazgûl (ring-wraith) hoodie/hooded coat from NYC "styling house" ØDD. I'm not sure how much they cost, but you'd definitely look scary wearing one. Especially if you keep your head down all the time so nobody can see your face and moan all... / Continue →