This is a shot of a man dressed up like Pikachu but also a pimp so everyone's calling him Pimpkachu. I'm calling him so well dressed he doesn't even need to open his eyes to slay other trainers. And I'm calling that blurry woman on the far left IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT. Thanks... / Continue →

This is a before and after shot of a chick cosplaying as a Pokeball. That's cute, right? People like baby related stuff. Except me, I only like their food. "Boobs." I meant the stuff that comes in the little jars, but I do like those too. Just not the, you know... "Man o... / Continue →

So I drank over 10,000 drinks last night to celebrate 10,000 articles and I'm gonna be honest with you: I don't feel so hot. Case in point: this Cthulhu ballgown/dress/apron/pinafore thingy. "You said Cthulhu." I say a lot of things I don't mean. This is a pinafore, which I... / Continue →

Remember DeviantARTist wazzy88's (aka Barry Wazzy, aka do NOT jokingly try calling him Fuzzy Wuzzy) original gallery of Pokeballs imagined in real life? We'll he's back with more, this time creating some monster-specific balls. And speaking of monster balls -- "Godzilla's cou... / Continue →

This is a Pikachu/Cthulhu hybrid. I'm calling it Pikathulhu, but you can call it whatever the hell you want. "I'm calling it butt-ass ugly." That's fine, I just wouldn't say it to his face. "I'm not scared!" Ha, this coming from the guy who won't even make a phone call wit... / Continue →

This is a Cracked cartoon showing a much more realistic version of a Pokemon battle. SPOILER: It's depressing. I had to tell myself not to cry which was all kinds of awkward because everyone at Starbucks started giving me the stink-eye like I was some sort of schizophrenic se... / Continue →

Would totally catch 'em all. (Does that make me a hoarder?) This is actually a friend of a friend's cat that was amazingly born with the color and markings of Pikachu. KIDDING YO THAT SHIT IS SHOPPED TO FUUUUUUUUUU. It is a friend of a friend's cat though. I might steal it... / Continue →

First panda lips, now Pikachu. What's next? SPOILER: GW working overtime to blast off this planet. Now I know what you're thinking, but no, she won't shock your balls off. And not just because no girl in her right mind (which none are, amirite?!!!!!!11) would ever even CONS... / Continue →

"Gotta connect 'em all!" God, I'm still giggling to myself about that. And not like a schoolgirl either, like a whole group of schoolgirls. *teeheehee!* I honestly can't believe I just f***ing wrote that aside, LEGO lover and Flickr user Filip Johannes Felberg be makin' all ... / Continue →

I typically avoid foods that are made to look like faces with the exception of pizza and cookies and virtually any other food you can make look like a face including actual human faces. You think I won't tear yours off with my teeth? You're right, I won't. It's the acne. Th... / Continue →

Note: Hit the jump for the probably NSFW (pasties) uncensored image. I guess the only real question is which one of these ladies to go after first. And I'm gonna have to go with Pikachu. Hit it the jump to use boner. It will be super effective.... / Continue →

This is a shot of a Pokémon school bus spotted in Japan. The idea is that by being Pokémon themed kids will want to jump on and go to school. And apparently it works. Me? I used to dive out a window when we passed the liquor store. Hit the jump for one more shot of the p... / Continue →

That's not even Pikachu, that's a stoned-ass Garfield with no stripes after eating a whole pan of lasagna (LOL -- he loves that stuff!). Oh -- and to the maker: there comes a time in everyone's life when you realize your own limitations and focus on working within them. That ... / Continue →

Belle Starenchak, better known as Pikachu Girl, or "PikaBelleChu", is now engaged DESPITE MY MUCH EARLIER PROPOSAL. I asked first, jerkbag. I was gonna catch all that! When Chris Herbert decided to pop the question to his girlfriend of three years, Belle Starenchak, he pick... / Continue →

According to who? Because I don't remember getting a ballot. Or past security. But there's a bunch more shots of Pikachu girl Jessica Nigri after the jump so you can draw your own conclusions. Personally, I prefer the original Pikachu girl (this one, not this one) better. ... / Continue →