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  • June 3, 2014
    This is a teaser trailer for Mortal Kombat X, coming out next year. It features a fight to the death between long-running Mortal Kombat contestants Scorpion and Sub Zero. Come on, guys, you've been at it for over 20 years now -- it's time to retire. Between the two, who do y... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2013
    Because perverts are the number one demographic of computer users, here's Kitana from Mortal Kombat in mousepad form with simulated boobs. Granted it's not the first time we've seen busty mousepads, it's just the first time the characters aren't anime ones, making it harder to... / Continue →
  • December 13, 2011
    This is a terrible, butt-ass quality video of two kids duking it out in taekwondo set to the Mortal Kombat movie theme. It...will probably be the best thing you see all day. Plus Sub Zero there in the blue keeps throwing this reverse kick at Scorpion that will blow your f***i... / Continue →
  • November 15, 2011
    MIT student Tyler Christensen went and made himself a dual-resonant solid state Tesla coil, then strapped that sucker to a hat and pumped the Mortal Kombat theme through it. Unfortunately, it broke the night before Halloween, leaving him no other option but to go trick-or-trea... / Continue →
  • November 9, 2011
    'FINISH IT', get it? Like how it says 'FINISH HIM!' in the game! Speaking of finishing things -- you think a parent has ever had to tell a child to finish their pizza the way they do with vegetables? I doubt it, kids will finish some damn pizza. Also: picking their nose aft... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2011
    This is the game cover for Portal Kombat, a game that only exists in 'a Youtube video of the fatalities' form (video after the jump). Still, it's better than nothing. It's also better than getting hit by a car in a grocery store parking lot, so you should really be thanking y... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2011
    This is a Mortal Kombat themed love song entitled 'FATALITY'. And it was too -- on my ears! Thank you, thank you, you've all been a great crowd -- don't forget to try the veal (I poisoned the shit out of it) and tip your bartender (I plan on robbing him at gunpoint later on t... / Continue →
  • April 13, 2011
    Because these things have been pouring in like piss and toilet paper remnants out of a clogged commode, here's four different Mortal Kombat-related videos, in this order: 1. The first installment in series of live-action 'Mortal Kombat: Legacy' shorts. 2. Rejected Mortal Komb... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2011
    The new Mortal Kombat has been stamped "refused" by the Australian Classification Board and will not be sold in the country (legally anyways -- I'll be selling them on eBay and shipping them there like there's no tomorrow). The decision was made in part due to the realisticall... / Continue →
  • January 31, 2011
    Developers of the new Mortal Kombat have revealed the newest edition to the franchise will include difficult-to-execute 'x-ray' moves, in which a character brutalizes another and the internal destruction is actually shown. *getting light-headed* What?! Like you've never seen... / Continue →
  • October 20, 2010
    This is another teaser trailer for the new Mortal Kombat game (the ninth in the series for those of you not keeping track) dropping early next year. This video tells the story of Scorpion, who, after Raiden, is the second coolest character in the franchise (Frost is third). D... / Continue →
  • October 4, 2010
    Some nutcase dressed as Scorpion playing the Mortal Kombat theme on an accordion: it's why Youtube was invented. Well, that and me with a grocery bag over my head ranting about how Taco Bell always forgets to give me a ramekin of cheese with my nachos. STOP CUTTING CORNERS YO... / Continue →
  • August 13, 2010
    These are all the original Street Fighter II characters as minimalized by artist Ashley Browning (Flickr user infinitecontinues). As you can see, they look like colored DNA strands. No? Alien shit stains? Whatever the case, there's a set of Mortal Kombat characters after t... / Continue →
  • July 22, 2010
    UPDATE: Added Youtube versions for those of you who can't view the originals (except only 1 of the 5-part Zelda episode was available) This is a stop-motion video by Eric Power of all the original Mortal Kombat fatalities recreated with construction paper. He cleverly named t... / Continue →
  • June 11, 2010
    Note: Trailer is after the jump because there should never be a video featuring a guy about to get his nuts sawed in half on the front page. Wait, that's not true. Hot on the heels of the 'WTF was that?' Mortal Kombat movie trailer or whatever the hell it was comes this previ... / Continue →
  • June 8, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump for fear of accidentally FATALITY-ING your ass all over the front page. This is a video making its way around the interwebs that appears to be an 8-minute trailer for an upcoming Mortal Kombat movie. Oooooor it may be some viral marketing for a n... / Continue →
  • December 15, 2009
    Wow, that's really....something. But who am I to judge? I'm just a man with a giant Bubble Bobble level on his back. Which, for the record, WOULD FATALITY THE SHIT OUT OF THAT TATTOO. Toasty! Picture [azizisbored] Thanks to Gavin, who has a giant Raiden on his back and ... / Continue →
  • October 20, 2009
    This is a short video of Scorpion from Mortal Kombat playing Donkey Kong. I don't want to ruin it for you so I'll just tell you a funny story instead. I went to the zoo last week and saw two tortoises going at it. I was gonna stick around to watch because I'm a pervert but t... / Continue →
  • September 29, 2009
    This is a piece of handpainted art by Jude Buffum (prints available at his site) showing Rainbow Brite kicking Strawberry Shortcake's head off Mortal Kombat fatality style. There's another one of a Carebear (who I suspect is Tenderheart Bear) ripping Teddy Ruxpin's heart out ... / Continue →
  • June 15, 2009
    Jurassic Fight Club: Turf Wars is a little in-browser video game (in the style of Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat) made by The History Channel to promote their new series Jurassic Fight Club premiering on Tuesday, July 29th at 9PM eastern. Needless to say, I will be turning o... / Continue →