"Here's to nipples...without 'em boobs would have no point." Pumping, get it?! Me neither, I thought it had something to do with breasts. Give me a break, I don't even know how nipples work. So, remember China's plan to splice the human breast milk genome into cow embryos a... / Continue →

Jealous Old Woman who Lives in a Shoe is jealous. It actually gets zero feet per gallon because it's electric. It does get 250 miles to a single charge at speeds up to 30MPH though, which isn't bad. Still no word if it comes equipped with modern safety features like ankle so... / Continue →

And that, my friends, is where sliders come from. A minuscule cow with a taste for contemporary music has been named the world's smallest by the Guinness World Records book. Guinness says the sheep-sized bovine from the West Yorkshire region of northern England measures roug... / Continue →