Geekologie I Watch Stuff The Superficial
  • February 12, 2013
    A hacker in Montana (apparently they exist) is being blamed for compromising the local emergency alert system and broadcasting on KRTV and the CW that there have been reports of undead bodies rising from the grave. They weren't though, it was just a hoax. Or -- or -- DID it a... / Continue →
  • November 5, 2012
    This is a presumably fake-ass video of a Bigfoot sighting in Provo Canyon, Utah. I'm not positive what the hell I was looking at, but I'm pretty confident it was either a bear, a dog burying some turds in a hole, or a person in a gorilla costume. And is it just a coincidence ... / Continue →
  • August 28, 2012
    A man believed to be drunk and dressed in a Ghillie camouflage suit to look like Bigfoot or a forest monster was struck by two cars while OOGA BOOGA-ing on the side of a dark Montana highway Sunday night and killed. I'M TRYING REALLY HARD TO FEEL BAD. [State Trooper Jim] Schn... / Continue →
  • March 22, 2012
    This is a video of some guy with a mesmerizing accent explaining how you can pull "never-ending free energy" from a powerstrip by plugging it into itself then providing a "source of initial energy" to get the electricity flowing. It sucks, but maybe you can send it to your mom... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2012
    This is a fake-ass video of two quantum levitating hover cars racing around a little track inspired by the Playstation classic Wipe'Out. People are passing it around like it's real, but it's not -- it's fake. I assume they'll announce a new Wipe'Out game in the next couple we... / Continue →
  • November 15, 2011
    This is a picture of the carved vegetable alien corpse Russian cat lady Marta Yegorovnam has been keeping in her fridge for the past two years after pulling it from the wreckage of a crashed UFO in 2009. The best part? She's still been using the fridge for food storage. You'... / Continue →
  • August 3, 2011
    Remember Monday's 'Internet Explorer Users are Dumb-Dumbs' study? Well, unshockingly to anybody who's familiar with the internet, is was faked. Also, 2-Pac's death. Hey, it's cool, Pac -- I ain't mad at cha. A number of media organisations, including the BBC, reported on th... / Continue →
  • August 2, 2011
    Sweet rocks bro. This is an 8-minute video of Euclideon CEO Bruce Robert Dell (NOT Bruce Wayne Acer) explaining his company's 'Unlimited Detail Real-Time Rendering Technology', that's allegedly 100,000x more detailed than current polygon-based computer graphics. According to ... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2011
    ♫ Butterfly in the sky, Jabba is twice as high ♫ Note: High-res version HERE in case you're in the market for the world's crappiest wallpaper. We've already seen Yoda, so it was only a matter of time before somebody got high enough to spot Jabba in cumulus (or is that st... / Continue →
  • May 30, 2011
    Because I've always suspected he was still around, somebody hacked the PBS website and put up a story about Tupac being found alive and well in a small New Zealand resort town. Pfft, and you thought he was hiding out in Central America. YOU ARE SO DUMB! PBS NewsHour online e... / Continue →
  • May 18, 2011
    Note: Long-ass screencap of all his searches to date HERE. These are allegedly the search queries of an 81-year old grandpa whose elder-disrespecting son has convinced Twitter is a search engine. It has highly questionable written all over it considering 1. gramps only makes ... / Continue →
  • May 16, 2011
    This is a fake-ass video of a whole bunch of those Chuck E Cheese ball pit balls allegedly floating around in mid-air thanks to a giant electromagnetic and some iffy electronics stuffed inside each one. You can send it to your friends telling them it's real if you want, but it... / Continue →
  • May 9, 2011
    You gobble those dots, Polly! This is a short video of a cockatiel that can replicate the iconic sound of Pac-Man in the middle of a dot-gobbling spree (not to be confused with a shopping spree, which sounds like a buggy with a bad wheel being pushed as fast as it can). Now b... / Continue →
  • April 26, 2011
    This is an R/C plane that looks like a superhero so you can provide false hope in an emergency situation. THERE -- IN THE SKY -- THAT SUPERHERO WILL SAVE US! *crashes into powerlines, bursts into flames* CAPTAIN PLANET NOOOOOOOO!! Flight characteristics: Great! This is due... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2011
    This is allegedly a video of a crashed UFO and dead alien from somewhere in Russia. "Why would an alien want to visit Russia?" Exactly. You should really consider a career in unsolved mysteries. "Really?!" F*** no, you're way too good at what you do now. "Pretending to ... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2011
    J&D's, the same company that brought us bacon mayonnaise, bacon lip balm, bacon envelopes and bacon popcorn, is back at it, this time with huffable bacon-flavored oxygen. But, before I go any further, TOMORROW IS APRIL FOOLS' DAY -- don't let anybody fool you. So on that note... / Continue →
  • February 24, 2011
    Seen here making his mother's finest flatware waaaaaay less fine, 7-year old Bogdan is a Serbian boy whose family claims his body is magnetic. *cough* Bullshit *cough, hack, loogie* To prove their claim, the family paraded the boy in front of an camera crew, with a variety of... / Continue →
  • November 23, 2010
    Note: Larger, full-res shot RIGHT HERE, YO. This is a picture from Germany of a woman who just gave birth caught by a Google Street View vehicle. Only problem is, it's allegedly a fake. Per a German Gizmodo reader allegedly in the know: I am German and have to tell you it's... / Continue →
  • November 3, 2010
    In other "you've got to be f***ing kidding me" news, this is a video of a guy getting a watermelon exploded off his head with a .50 caliber sniper rifle. Now if you're familiar with Freddie's other Youtube videos, you'll know almost all (read: all) of them involve special effe... / Continue →
  • November 3, 2010
    This is a video of some asshat driving while reading a book, Kindle and using a cell phone at the same time. Well, not exactly at the same time because he doesn't have twenty eyeballs (that I can see), but he does have enough bad decision-making skills for like six Darwin Awar... / Continue →