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  • March 24, 2011
    This is Midnite (not to be confused with midnight, which is when your carriage turns back into a pumpkin). Midnite is a little horsey who was born without part of a back leg. His original owner, without the decency to contact somebody who might be able to help or putting a bu... / Continue →
  • January 24, 2011
    This is a three-minute TMNT fan-film entitled 'Fight the Foot'. Personally, I'd try attacking the source of the odor first before cutting off the whole foot, but that's just me and I'm not into peg-legs. Anyway, I'll give you a brief synopsis: The Foot Clan comes to beat-up/p... / Continue →
  • October 11, 2010
    Kobi Levi is a shoe designer. One who created a pair of high-heels that make it look like you just stepped in gum. Ooh ooh -- do dog shit next! designer kobi levi specializes in designing unusual footwear that blurs the line between fashion and art. levi graduated from bez... / Continue →
  • August 27, 2010
    Hoho, looks like this person already beat you to it, Nike. You're too slow on the draw. Also, the kick. Foot joke! Uh-oh, here comes another: Middle Toe: Where the hell have you been? We've been worried sick! Big Toe: At the market, dummy. Oooooh -- is that roast beef?! ... / Continue →
  • June 26, 2010
    Ever wanted a flip-flop that looks like a sandwich? Who hasn't?! I dream about that shit at night. And now you can thanks to this Briskit Flip Flop from Etsy seller SoleSensations. Plus it's only $295! For one! Perfect for that person in your life with a foot AND food fet... / Continue →
  • June 10, 2010
    How old do you think the world's oldest shoe is? Just take a guess. Wrong! Try 5,500 years. And allegedly this is it. Ooooor a man holding a bear turd. Created more than 5,500 years ago at the dawn of civilisation this perfectly preserved brown leather lace-up is the olde... / Continue →
  • February 16, 2010
    Um, yeah, shoes designed to look like the podiatric lovechild of a Lamborghini police car and stiletto heels. That's something. Something I'll pay you $200 to wear and Riverdance on my nuts. We live in an explosive time for fashion. Bright lights, low brow, express yourself.... / Continue →
  • January 20, 2010
    For those of you not in the know, Adidas is dropping a line of Star Wars sneakers, shirts and hoodies this year that promises to be ultra dope. I've been getting the tip forever, but I keep getting too drunk and forgetting to post it. It's worth your while to go HERE, HERE or... / Continue →
  • December 2, 2009
    This is a pair of Vans deviantARTist mburk painted to look like zombie feet. Paint your legs green, drool blood, walk with a limp and rock a blank stare for added effect. OR CUT CORNERS AND JUST TAKE A BITE OUT OF AN OLD LADY. Om nom nom nom! Mmmm, Geritol. Say, are those ... / Continue →
  • November 30, 2009
    The Shoedini is a shoehorn on a pole. It's for people that don't like to/can't bend over to take their shoes off. I've got news for your folks: if you can't take your shoes on and off without a shoehorn on a stick, it's time for slippers. And probably a diet/will. Youtube ... / Continue →
  • November 21, 2009
    They're slippers. They're made out of bread. You can wear them then eat them. But you won't, because that's disgusting. I jest, knowing you you probably will. Freak. Just remember to take them off first. Martynas Birskys of the Vilnius-based design studio DaDaDa sells sl... / Continue →
  • June 29, 2009
    Sure the dude danced, but did you know he invented? It's true, Michael developed a shoe that made the impossible forward-lean in his 'Smooth Criminal' dance routine possible. He did it with special shoes that quickly slid into pegs that rise out of the floor at just the right... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2009
    These are bacon loafers by Keds. They are fully customizable by choosing different colors for the thread, elastic, midsole, etc., and will set you back $60 (I made these ones as bacon-y as possible and if you argue that I should have made the elastic red instead of pink you're... / Continue →
  • May 12, 2009
    Looking to blow $2,500 on something that's bound to get all scuffed up and smell funky within a few months? Cool, buy me one of those masturbation machines. Or these shoes. These are an exclusive pair...only one of its kind. Patent leather back with embedded fiber optic wiri... / Continue →
  • April 21, 2009
    Remember Toby Jones of Jones' Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage? Well he's back with another genius business idea, this time in the form of Jones' Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage. As you can see from the video, they even have fried dinosaur. Which, at least in my opinion, is just p... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2009
    This is a digital camera made out socks by Netta Amir. Unfortunately, it can only take really fuzzy(!) pictures and is kind of a pervert (foot fetish). Wanna make one yourself? Look under your computer desk -- balled up socks? Well wash them. Then stitch them together and,... / Continue →