They say the way to a woman's heart is through her soles. No, no they don't. These are a pair of homemade R2-D2 high heels from Instructables user mikasaurus (who previously brought us those homemade dinosaur heels). I flipped through the instructions on how to make them, an... / Continue →

These are PaleoBarefoots, a pair of minimalist chainmail shoes made for running around in the woods pretending you're on a dragon slaying mission or whatever. They're a real product you can actually buy. WHY you'd buy them is beyond me, but maybe you misused your neighbor's t... / Continue →

If it makes you feel any better, I really hate myself for that title. NO I DON'T EITHER THAT TITLE IS THE TITS. These are some "sharks eating your feet" socks created by Lisa Grossman (aka the Tsarina of Tsocks). If you're keeping count, that makes TWO sock posts in one day.... / Continue →

This is a series of House of Throne houses themed Converse All Stars hi-tops for sale from Etsy Seller Tannim. Tannim doesn't actually paint them or stitch them though, Converse does it all. Tannim just DESIGNED them using Converse's design your own shoe program or whatever. ... / Continue →

This is a pair of GPS enabled shoes that light the way to your predetermined destination. The toe of the left shoe lights up which direction you need to head in, and the right toe what percentage of your journey is left. They were created by Dominic Wilcox, who calls them No ... / Continue →

This is a pair of custom crocheted Panzer tank slippers made by Etsy seller miligurumis for her husband. Thankfully, she's selling the pattern for $7 so we can all make our own. And by "we can all make our own" I mean "you can make me a pair". I don't want Panzer tanks thoug... / Continue →

As far as custom painted shoes go, these are some of the better ones I've seen. *eyeballing other hand-painted shoes we've seen in the past* Okaaaaaaay, well at least these ones are on par with the other ones we've seen, and Etsy seller MagicBeanBuyer gets bonus credit for ac... / Continue →

The day stiletto heel implants become reality is the day I'm slingshoting myself into the sun. And, knowing my luck, missing and winding up orbiting the solar system for all eternity. Remind me to pack cyanide capsules. Also: some really bright LEDs (I want children to be ab... / Continue →

These are the Adidas Star Wars Campus Wampa Sneakers, which, for a shoe, is a pretty impressive name. Granted not as impressive as Holey Flipflop Ow Shit I Think I Just Stepped On A Nail, but now I'm going to have to call my mom and see if my tetanus shot is up to date. $150 ... / Continue →

So Nike released their Back To The Future shoes (The 2011 Nike MAG) last night during a special event here in LA that I was rudely not invited to despite 1. being right up the street and 2. Nike knowing good and well I'm down to one shitty pair of flip-flops. The bad news: the... / Continue →

This is a pair of $350 "data sandals" by Etsy seller PCB Creations, whose specialty is creating art out of printed circuitboards and other discarded computer pieces. OMG -- make me a computer monitor space helmet! Its summer and time to show off a unique pair of Data Sandals,... / Continue →

Seen here after successfully fetching a 20oz soda (God, get him a toy!), Naki'o shows off his moon-boot prosthetic paws. Naki'o is the first dog to have all four paws replaced with prosthetics, and refuses to let the mailman go easy on him. The sob story, which you might want... / Continue →

This is a new series of Converse x DC Comics shoes, with five of the eleven designs being exclusive to Journeys. Which, I'm not gonna lie, is where I bought my last pair of Onitsuka Tigers. Unless that makes you think less of me, in which case I bartered them from a space pir... / Continue →

Hello Kitty Doc Martens not cutting it for you? How about some plush Reeboks? I know, I was *this close* to buying them too before I realized they weren't Pumps. What? Cankles, yo, I need the support! Hit the jump to see black and white ones.... / Continue →

Note: Video of the ankle-twisting action is after the jump. Seen here before the swelling makes his leg look like a marshmallow, dance competition contestant Daniel managed to break a leg while performing the undead male dance at Blizzcon 2010. Dammit Daniel, you'll never mak... / Continue →

Kobi Levi is a shoe designer. One who created a pair of high-heels that make it look like you just stepped in gum. Ooh ooh -- do dog shit next! designer kobi levi specializes in designing unusual footwear that blurs the line between fashion and art. levi graduated from bez... / Continue →

Hoho, looks like this person already beat you to it, Nike. You're too slow on the draw. Also, the kick. Foot joke! Uh-oh, here comes another: Middle Toe: Where the hell have you been? We've been worried sick! Big Toe: At the market, dummy. Oooooh -- is that roast beef?! ... / Continue →

Do people still wear Dr. Martens? I have no idea. I couldn't be more out of touch if I cut off all my fingertips and didn't pay theAT&T bill. There's no phoning home now! Anyway, $135 Hello Kitty Dr. Martens: for the Corpse Bride in your life. Dr. Martens has teamed up wit... / Continue →

You'd think a company selling a $20K diamond-encrusted iPhone would be able to come up with a better looking picture. But what do I know? I'm just a man with limited Photoshop skills who's selling Bedazzled iPhones to stupid rich people. These phones are the shit, that's wha... / Continue →

NOTE: No matter how hard you click the picture above it's never gonna make the video play, so hit the jump to see it. In an attempt to give the drunkest/drugged-est beer-buyer a run for his money, here comes a video from the recent Coachella music festival of some guy having s... / Continue →