Seen here about to find out the hard way he's not an alligator wisperer, some idiot in North Carolina prepares to get his arm bitten by an alligator on the side of a road. "The most exciting thing to happen all year" the local headlines read. Hit the jump for a news report in... / Continue →

Rich Dewberry, who, despite his name is allegedly straight, was recently falsely outed on Facebook by a Best Buy employee who was supposed to repair his phone but instead posted a message on Rich's already-signed-in Facebook account. The Geek Squad: maybe not as professional a... / Continue →

The police gave him a free night's stay in the clink! Meet Michael Baker, the 20-year old failure at life who siphoned gas from a Jenkins, Kentucky police cruiser, had his eyebrowless girlfriend take a picture, then posted it to his Facebook. You know, to make it easy as poss... / Continue →

Note: NSFW language, just put your headphones in and pretend you're catching up on the news. So it's only mid-April and already we've got a 2012 blooper reel of reporters accidentally saying penis, hooters and boner on-air. Wow, these people might actually suck at their jobs ... / Continue →

This is a screencap from a collection of Tweets by idiot morons who didn't know the Titanic disaster was a real event. It scares me to think of what other things these people might not know actually happened and just thought were movie plots. Like World War II for instance. ... / Continue →

"Pfft, I could recognize a cannonball hole with my eyes closed." Mythbusters, best known for never taking any of my suggestions, recently blasted a cannonball through somebody's house and someone else's minivan while shooting a segment at the Alemeda County Sheriff's Departmen... / Continue →

BOOM -- faceful of privates! Diesel is selling these $34 (A PAIR!) boxer briefs with designs from DC Comics superheroes (plus the Joker, who they actually call a hero). They all suck (except the Batman ones, which I must have) and the designs hardly look worth the money it co... / Continue →

This is a video of two buttholes in C5 and C6 Corvettes trying to race each other off the line at a red light in Texas over the Thanksgiving holiday. SPOILER: It ends with a crash. But it begins and middles with a guy chewing his gum so f***ing loud you'd swear he's trying to... / Continue →

If you haven't already seen this, watch it. It's a video of a guy riding a mechanical Yoshi trying to collect Mario coins on the side of the street. And, from the look of dude's coin collecting abilities, it's fairly obvious he stole the previous 89 from somebody else. Damn,... / Continue →

Guys: they're always trying to hookup with the ladies. Me? I don't have to try, I get enough. "Heeeeeeeelp meeeeeeeeeeee." UGH. Really, hand -- in front of all my friends?! One more outburst like that and I'm gonna touch the oven. Enter a sad and lonely 19-year old Arizo... / Continue →

So Netflix has decided to bail on the idea of splitting the company into two separate streaming and DVD-by-mail entities. Why? I assume because they've finally committed to making smarter business decisions. LOLOL! Ooooor the Magic 8 Ball they've been using to run the compa... / Continue →

This is video surveillance footage of Gumby trying to rob a 7-11 convenience store in San Diego, California. Unfortunately for him, the clerk didn't take him seriously. And how could you? "Robbery, LOLOL! But seriously where's Pokey -- did you tie him to the pay-phone?" Sa... / Continue →

Planking: this guy wins it. I don't want to see another f***ing picture. Idiot morons and manholes: they don't mix. According to 21-year old liar Jared Medeiros, he was attacked by gang members while walking home after drinking (BUT NOT DRUNK!) at 2AM, and they stole his wal... / Continue →

This is a brief clip from the Fox 5 San Diego morning news (the same studio from this April Fools' prank) of a guy opening the show with one of those water-powered jetpacks. Unfortunately, he opted to not take the training course prior to operation and ends up crashing into th... / Continue →

Because this is what happens. Plus you ruin a perfectly good backup condom. Or, in your case, balloon animal. "Whatever bro, I used to date a chick and one time we were getting so hot and heavy at Makeout Point we ended up using a Doritos bag." That...is not something I'd b... / Continue →

Seen here WITH HIS SPINE ON THE WRONG F***ING SIDE OF HIS BODY, a 31-year old man (if you can call him that) was recently spied by police dangling from a 30-ft rooftop playing Batman. Theeeeeeen promptly arrested. No word if Robin came up with bail. [Batman] was taken into c... / Continue →

Picture sadly unrelated: it was a regular-ass controller. A Florida man was arrested after attempting to rob a convenience store by pretending the Playstation controller in his pocket was a gun. *facepalm* You didn't even have the wherewithal to use A NES Zapper?! He was ar... / Continue →

YES I GAVE HIM AN @$$HOLE! Seen here failing to even get the ball to Cookie Monster's retarded older brother (WHO'S WELL IN FRONT OF THE PLATE), a robot throws the first pitch at last night's Phillies game against the Brewers. But wait, there's an excuse for the fail (isn't t... / Continue →

I'd like to think the 69 in that box was part of the gag too. This is a video of a local Fox news host convincing his cohost (or his host. Or maybe they're both hosts and there is no cohost -- the point is I'm not sexist) that there's a new iPhone/iPad app that allows you to ... / Continue →

Picture moderately related. Ross Hurst, 28, of Scottsdale, Pennsylvania was charged with endangering the welfare of a child after leaving his 4-year old son at home alone sleeping while he went out to play ninja by himself at 1:30 in the morning. Dammit Ross, you know you sho... / Continue →