Geekologie I Watch Stuff The Superficial
  • May 6, 2013
    This is one of the custom made lion hats sold by Etsy shop Nestanest that makes your cat look like a little lion. And who hasn't dreamed of having a pet lion? Nobody whose dreams I want to hear about, that's for sure. Obviously, the hats will look best on an orange cat, but ... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2013
    This is a shot of the Pokemon card themed birthday party invitations Redditor jerrikag made for her son Logan's 6th birthday. Pretty clever. So clever I sent out Magic: The Gathering themed invites for my party this year. I'm not sure if my idiot friends can't read or what, ... / Continue →
  • April 26, 2013
    Because it's Friday and we all started drinking at lunch (we did all start drinking at lunch, right?), here's an Angry Birds wrecking ball spotted in the wild by Redditor bmorschwack. I don't know about you, but come Monday morning I'm gonna be praying I see that thing outside... / Continue →
  • April 5, 2013
    She is just a small girl, but has no fear of capture. She has a Big Daddy down with her in Rapture. This is a small series (there's only three) of video games imagined as Dr. Seuss books by DiviantARTist DrFaustusAU (who also wrote the captions I included and made THESE Batm... / Continue →
  • March 18, 2013
    This is a shot by DeviantARTist beethy of fellow DeviantARTist Rose-Monster cosplaying as Hilda from Pokemon Black/White. I haven't played Pokemon Black or White but after a quick Google image search this looks pretty accurate. She's got a real girl-next-door look to her. I ... / Continue →
  • March 6, 2013
    This is a small series of pen and colored pencil drawings by artist/Pokemon lover Birdy Chu of basic Pokemons cosplaying as their final forms in little onsie costumes. My final form? A WORTHLESS PILE OF BONES. Just keepin' it real. Probably too real if my mom is reading thi... / Continue →
  • February 27, 2013
    This is a bonsai tree with a little Lord of the Rings Bag End theme created by Chris Guise of Bonsai Empire. Now I know what you're thinking, and same -- I want to live there too. Unfortunately we're both too big for that. At least I am, maybe you were born 'Indian in the Cu... / Continue →
  • February 13, 2013
    Totoro: everybody wishes they had a neighbor like him. My neighbors? Nobody would wish that upon themselves. A new couple moved in next door and they always like to have headboard-to-wall-banging sex right when I'm trying to go to bed. It's funny and sad though because it o... / Continue →
  • January 29, 2013
    This is a video from some kid who invited his 84-year old grandfather over to play Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 and Halo 4 with him. THE TIME OF GRANDPA'S LIFE ENSUES. The things he says and the noises he makes are just great. I was seriously smiling from ear to ear, and I almo... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2013
    Note: My brain has been sludge while I've been sick so I apologize for sucking so hard the past week but with the help of modern medicine (in the form of sketchy meds I ordered from an online Canadian pharmacy) I should be back to my normal, only moderately less sucky self by t... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2013
    Remember the first series of boyfriend achievement badges created by Etsy seller BoyfriendBadges? Well now there's an advanced achievement set for when your relationship gets even seriouser. "Seriouser isn't a word." But you knew what I meant? "Yes." Soooo... "But you're b... / Continue →
  • January 8, 2013
    This is the Healight Patch from Carmichael Collective. It covers a car's burnt out headlight with a badass piece of pirate flair. Clever, but a cop will still pull you over. Come on officer, you have to admit the eyepatch is pretty funny! "You were driving on the sidewalk."... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2013
    This is a set of Creature Cups, a line of coffee mugs with ceramic animals hiding in the murky, caffeinated depths. They come in otter, lobster, crocodile and octopus varieties and cost between $15-$20. Me? A friend gave me a novelty coffee mug for my birthday that has a sna... / Continue →
  • December 17, 2012
    This is the Chemistree, an unorthodox Christmas tree made out of chemistry lab equipment and a bunch of different magic potions. "Those aren't magic potions." Oh I'm sorry, did you take the picture? "Well, no." So you have no way of knowing what they are, do you? "And neit... / Continue →
  • December 14, 2012
    This is the 'Hobbit House', an outbuilding designed by architect Peter Archer for a lifelong J.R.R. Tolkien fan as a place to store the collection of Middle Earth memorabilia he's accumulated over the past 30 years. Wow, having the money to build your own little themed museum ... / Continue →
  • November 26, 2012
    This is Trotify, a wooden device powered by your bike's front wheel that makes it sound like you're a horse clopping along down the road whenever you're riding. There's no horse though, it's just you and your handlebar mustache on a bicycle. The £19.99 (~$32) kits come with e... / Continue →
  • November 26, 2012
    Who you gonna call? SPOILER: the babysitter. This is a shot of puppeteer and voice actor Dan Milano's daughter dressed as the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and about to stomp all over the Ghostbusters. Me? I only stomp on two things: spiders and bubble wrap. And a lot of times... / Continue →
  • November 19, 2012
    This is a couple in Bogota, Colombia dressed up as two roller coaster riders. They even act out riding a coaster as part of the costume. In case you couldn't figure it out, their legs in the front are fake. Also, the bald guy in the striped sweater is not impressed AT ALL. ... / Continue →
  • November 9, 2012
    Okay maybe not a MILLION, but it's definitely in the hundreds. "It's barely over ten." Well look at you, Mr. Math Genius -- showing off for everybody. "Look at me everyone, I'm smart, I should be on Jeopardy!" I'll take SCREW YOU for $800. This is redditor KingKent's "I'm ... / Continue →
  • November 7, 2012
    Remember Chubbs the pug's Wampa costume from last year? Well this year he's a Bantha. Chubbs must really like Star Wars. Me? I only like ice cream and sleeping, and I'm starting to get tired of ice cream. I should probably go talk to a doctor. "About depression?" No, abo... / Continue →