Seen here depressing the hell out of me, Chunky takes a ride on the world's first stair elevator designed for overweight dogs. Wait -- CHUNKY? That's like a self fulfilling prophecy! *makes note to name son Richen Handsome McTakecareofdadwhenhe'sold* Although it is still ... / Continue →

PETA, best known for always going about things the wrong way, has now taken exception to the Mario franchise, citing Mario's tandoori Tanooki suit sends children the message that it's okay to wear fur. That...is a stretch. A loooooooong one. Like if I tied my penis to a ligh... / Continue →

This is allegedly a video of a crashed UFO and dead alien from somewhere in Russia. "Why would an alien want to visit Russia?" Exactly. You should really consider a career in unsolved mysteries. "Really?!" F*** no, you're way too good at what you do now. "Pretending to ... / Continue →

Note: Worthwhile 4-minute news report after the jump. Proving that even confused teenagers that have convinced themselves they're part wolf can apply thick black eyeliner, "Deikitsen Wolfram Lupus" (Sad Confused Wolf) dresses as a wolf to get attention and hangs out with a gro... / Continue →

I don't care what you say, that's probably the best life those barrels could have asked for. God knows I've run over my fair share and dragged them home. NC State student Joseph Carnevale, the artist behind the Traffic Barrel Monster, has been arrested for stealing the barrel... / Continue →