Fun fact: those are gonna be the actual spaceships in the new movie. This is a video from Disney which asks Vader the question, now that you're part of the Disney family, what will you do next? He goes to Disneyland, folks, that's what he does. Also, all the footage for the ... / Continue →

Australian electronics retailer Kogan has started imposing a 6.8% tax on customers still using Internet Explorer 7 on account of "the amount of time required to make web pages appear correctly" with the browser. Of course, if you're actually still using Internet Explorer 7, yo... / Continue →

This a conceptual vending machine from Japan that features a see-thru 65" HD display and facial recognition software so it can make recommendations based on basic demographics like age and sex. "BEEP BOOP, my systems indicate you are a fat white male -- Flamin' Hot Cheetos and... / Continue →

No clue where this store is but you better believe I'm doing all my shopping there from here on out. So what if they don't sell toilet paper -- you think I won't wipe with meat on a stick?! Done it before. "You nasty, GW!" *turns around, discreetly pees in blue potion bottl... / Continue →

Do you see what happens, Lambi?...THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, LAMBI! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU F*** A STRANGER IN THE ASS! So apparently March 15, besides being Space-Bat Day, is also World Consumer Rights Day. News to me. Not exciting news, mind you. On 15 March 1963, Presid... / Continue →

The World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King expansion pack. Haha, I can't say I'm surprised! But I can say it feels just as good as a real FleshLight AND I saved enough scrilla to pay my WoW subscription for the next two months. SO WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?! Customers Who Bough... / Continue →