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  • August 16, 2012
    Thank God for that rug tying the room together. Because I'm always looking for excuses to get the cops called to my apartment, PIXERS has released a line of 'bloody splashes' wall murals. They come in over 60 different styles and can be ordered in just about any size and shap... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2010
    This is glimpse into Hello Kitty's anatomy as imagined by artist Jason Freeny, best known for his other anatomical renderings. I thought perhaps the most interesting part of this piece is the fact that Hello has a skull but no brain and teeth but no mouth. WTF!? She's like o... / Continue →
  • January 1, 2010
    Printing all your important documents in human blood will save you almost half the dough as HP ink. Plus, you'll earn the respect of your coworkers, particularly IF YOU USE THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES. It's true, one time I printed an article in ninja blood and now both the pir... / Continue →
  • October 4, 2009
    Awesome, a lamp powered by human blood. Because this will end well. What if, every time you wanted to switch on a light, you had to bleed? Would you think twice before illuminating the room, and in turn, using up energy? That's the idea behind the blood lamp, invented by ... / Continue →
  • September 28, 2009
    Blood Energy Potion is a $6 energy drink (availableJanuary 2010) that was made to look -- and have the same nutritional value -- of real blood. That's pretty gross. "The fruit punch flavor packs 4 hours of energy along with iron, protein, and electrolytes. Not only does Blo... / Continue →
  • September 15, 2009
    Can you count the number of things wrong in the picture above? If you answered, "every single one", congratulations, you are correct. You see, Bloodbot is a robot designed to stab you with a needle. And I think we can all agree: that is exactly NOT what Jesus would do. Th... / Continue →
  • September 1, 2009
    Some guy on eBay recently sold the last jar of unicorn semen in the United States for $31 plus $3 flat rate shipping. If you were the buyer please contact me, as I must have some. *ahem* For science, for science (if I repeat things it makes them real). This is possibly the on... / Continue →
  • September 1, 2009
    15-year old Calvino Inman is just like any other 15 year old boy. Except he's possessed by the devil and cries tears of blood. BURN HIM WITH FIRE! Now I'm not saying this a hoax, but I am saying I caught Calvino siphoning red food coloring up his ass (strictly by accident, I... / Continue →
  • July 8, 2009
    Finally, I can sleep at night: scientists have discovered a way to turn urine into hydrogen. And you said I was crazy for collecting it in milk jugs! From a group led by chemist Gerardine Botte of Ohio University comes a report (just published in the Royal Society of Chemist... / Continue →
  • July 6, 2009
    An ad agency in New Zealand made a series of billboards that remind drivers to slow down and "drive to the conditions" during the rainy season. The billboards, which feature a young person's face, start bleeding whenever it rains. "The advertising agency that came up with t... / Continue →
  • April 5, 2009
    It may look like the world's smallest golden wallet, but it's actually a cyborg battery. You see, in the future robots will harvest humans to provide the blood they need to recharge their batteries. Well, happy Sunday to you too! A small colony of yeast lives inside each bat... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2009
    Apparently British scientists are ahead of everyone else in the race to produce a synthetic blood supply using stem cells. Go you, Britain, here's a teacake. Because stem cells multiply indefinitely, it would be possible to enormous quantities, researchers said. The cells... / Continue →
  • February 27, 2009
    Harrison Krix, the same guy that made the realistic Portal gun for his girlfriend has gone and made himself an ADAM syringe from Bioshock. Krix is a prop designer by trade, so it comes as no surprise he loves making this sort of thing. Krix started with the pump and handle of... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2008
    Damn that looks delicious. I just want to eat it up. Then slather the leftovers on a naked chick, take some moderately tasteful(!) erotic photographs, and sneak out a window while she cleans up. The plan was for each organ to be made out of a different kind of cake and to s... / Continue →
  • November 21, 2008
    This is the world's worst cookbook. It's called Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes. I just puked in my mouth a little. Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of... / Continue →
  • October 8, 2008
    The Dismember-Me Plush Zombie from ThinkGeek ($15) is a cuddly little zombie with detachable parts. You can rip his arms, legs and head off, and his brain even comes out. To eat! However, the toy is not for children. Choking Hazard - Small Parts. Not suitable for Children u... / Continue →
  • June 6, 2008
    A "Cannibal Banquet" is gross and involves eating a sort of fake human. Here's how the Cannibal Banquet works... a pinata-like "body" is carefully crafted, then stuffed with edible goodies in a red sauce. More "sauce" is somehow embedded into the outside covering - "skin" as i... / Continue →
  • November 19, 2007
    Freedom 2, a tattoo ink company, has just released a line of ink that can be removed with a single laser treatment. The ink is produced by encasing water soluble pigments within insoluble polymers. The ink is visable as long as the small polymer beads (5-6 microns) aren't ruptu... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2007
    Urine! That's right folks, the NoPoPo (!!!) batteries from Japan can be recharged using your own bodily fluid (or any other that's primarily water). When the charge dies in these things you use that little baster that it comes with to charge them back up. Allegedly the magne... / Continue →