Note: Larger, readable version HERE. This is an infographic created by the folks over at HalloweenCostumes showing 20 different incarnations of Iron Man's armor over the past fifty years. That...is a lot of armor. No wonder metal prices are so high. You think I haven't thou... / Continue →

These are the Batman and Aquaman medieval leather armor costumes crafted by deviantARTist Azmal of the Prince Armory. You may recall already seeing the Batman armor back in this post, but now there's an Aquaman version. Plus they plan on making Loki, Deadpool and Green Lanter... / Continue →

I never crafted the Daedric armor in Skyrim despite having completed all the Daedra quests (and having a ton of Daedra hearts) because I was too busy clomping around in Dwarven armor like some chubby underground troll. I told you I got the platinum trophy though, right? Defin... / Continue →

Is that...a tail? I guess it's armor in the sense that, yes, there's a layer of something between you and the outside world, it just so happens that layer smells and tastes delicious to any m eat-eating animal. So basically it's bait armor -- half protection, half attraction.... / Continue →

Remember the real-life Darth Vader/Batman armor we saw last year from Malmey Studios? Well here's an action figure from John Harmon of Mint Condition Customs based on the piece. Not gonna lie, I would totally play with that in the bathtub. Darth Knight has been using the b... / Continue →

Inb4 are you gonna finish that? Photographer Burrand Lucas went and built an armored camera carrier called the Beetle Cam so he could photograph lions up close and personal. Aaaaaand this is the result. Burrand sells the Beetle Cams, which are basically remote controlled tan... / Continue →

From DeviantARTist Azmal (the same leather-worker who brought us the suit of lion armor) comes this Dark KNIGHT inspired getup. I would wear it. I would wear it, and I would charge neighborhood kids $1 apiece to throw dirt clumps at me. Then I would take all those dollars an... / Continue →

Note: There have definitely been more than five suits, click HERE to see all 35. This is an infographic created by Benjamin Andrew Moore for Screenrant depicting every "significant" Bat-Suit ever. What are you trying to say, Benjamin -- the Bat-Suits I sketched on bar napkins... / Continue →

Blue balls and beer -- story of my life, bro. Women: they'll tear your heart out, spit in the hole, then not respond to the voicemails you leave about how much you still love her and want to work things out just so you can stay overnight one more time and steal a bunch of her ... / Continue →

According to a recent treadmill test conducted by the University of Leeds, walking or running in full medieval armor takes twice the energy as running with your dangle slapping against your legs like your family pennant against a castle wall on a windy day. Really?! Who would... / Continue →

Sticks & stones will STILL break your bones in LEGO armor I'm just sayin'. This is a very impressive suit of Master Chief armor made entirely out of LEGO pieces (except for the previously made helmet's visor, DERDER) by LEGOmaniac Ben Caulkins (not to be confused with Macaulay... / Continue →

I know that's not actually custard in the picture, but it IS instant pistachio pudding, which is not only delicious, but may or may not be stab-proof (you slather it on your chest -- I'll get a knife). British scientists have created a way to make bulletproof vests lighter a... / Continue →

I can't tell where the bacon ends and the pasty naked guy begins. Not that I'm worried. You think I won't eat your shield? I WILL EAT THAT SHIELD. Just try to pepper spray me, I dare you. That shit's like a condiment to me. Picture Posted to Geekologie's Facebook Thanks... / Continue →

Let's face it, golf courses aren't as safe as they used to be. So I'll be damned if I'm cruising around the links in an unprotected buggy. Thankfully, now there's the $45K Anti-Terrorist Assault Cart (Atac). *thwack* Fore! GO GO GO!! It weighs just under half a tonne, has ... / Continue →

Knight Neversmiles of the Round Beerpong Table here went and made himself a coat of chain mail armor out of pull-tabs from beer cans. Although there may have been some pop-tops in there too, that wouldn't surprise me. Anyway, he did a good job but there's just no way you can ... / Continue →

From the same maker as last week's chain mail chess set comes this awesome Mega Man 2 chain mail blanket/wall hanging. I know this little picture doesn't do it justice so click HERE to see a higher res version. Then, click HERE to discover life's greatest secrets. Oh, sorry,... / Continue →

This is an officially licensed Gears of War armor suit and Lancer assault rifle. They're made by Nightmare Armor Studios and probably cost a pretty penny. I couldn't actually find the price for the armor, but the Lancer alone will set you back 950 bones of your enemies. Howe... / Continue →

The Rupublic of Korea's troops are stepping into winter fashion in a big way -- with all new threads and a sweet-ass rifle. The new new battle uniforms would provide protection against nuclear, biological, and chemical attacks, and would feature automatic temperature control... / Continue →

Weapons Against Robots (WAR) is a company started by internet millionaire Ben Way (not to be confused with ballmaker Ben Wa) as a means to defend humanity against the inevitable robot uprising. The company will "combat the potential threats posed by artificial intelligence thr... / Continue →

What good is cardboard Halo armor if you don't have matching cardboard weapons to wave around? Exactly, no good. That's why Youtube user fartbuttface (who looks and sounds suspiciously like my little brother) made them all in his parent's garage. On the pool table. Next to ... / Continue →