Because it's Friday and we all started drinking at lunch (we did all start drinking at lunch, right?), here's an Angry Birds wrecking ball spotted in the wild by Redditor bmorschwack. I don't know about you, but come Monday morning I'm gonna be praying I see that thing outside... / Continue →

Almost as if to prove the point there's no Star Wars related crapola sad enough to fill the void in George Lucas's Sarlacc Pitt of a heart, there's going to be a Star Wars themed Angry Birds game coming out November 8th. Granted, I'm sure children will love it. Unfortunately ... / Continue →

This is a little Angry Birds level recreated entirely out of LEGO by Flickr user SavaTheAggie. "Angry Birds is stupid!" Is it? Then why have I 3-starred every level ever created AND found all the golden eggs? "I don't know, because you spend a lot on the john with your iPho... / Continue →

Is this what the Angry Birds birds would look like in real life? Absolutely, there's not a doubt in my mind. About being on the right path of life? 100% doubt. I really think I need to go on a vision quest or something, it's getting bad. You know what I ask myself every mor... / Continue →

This is a custom-painted Angry Birds bra from Etsy seller SceeneSchoes. She'll paint you one in sizes 34A to 38DD for $35, although you and I both know 34A's should really get a discount. That's price-gouging! You should be price-groping. Get it? Because that's what you do... / Continue →

I'd be lying if I told you I haven't 3-starred every Angry Birds level released. But I didn't do it entirely on the john. Jk jk. What? The bathroom is my sanctuary! I feel safe in there. Also: my balls for testicular cancer. Early detection is key, guys. ...We baked the... / Continue →

I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the -- nope, dude shot me right at a f***ing wall. This is the fan-made trailer for a make-believe Angry Birds war movie. It was created by the same folks that brought us the 8-Bit Interview video posted awhile back but that probably... / Continue →

SPOILED ROTTEN -- like an egg! This is a video of a functional Angry Birds bizzle dizzle cizzle made by a father for his son's sixth birthday. Which, I'm not gonna lie -- I want that skull shirt. It's become a family tradition that I make increasingly ridiculous birthday ca... / Continue →

Suckle that teat much longer and you're gonna inhale a nipple! Because knowing when to stop doesn't exist in the American business model, Mattel is releasing a series of 'Angry Birds' themed games later this year. This is 'Angry Birds: Knock on Wood', a $15 plastic playset in... / Continue →

Spotted somewhere in Guangzhou, China, there's a 200% chance this Angry Birds carnival game is 400% unlicensed and illegal to operate. And not just because all carnival games are rigged, but I have yet to hammer one of those rubber frogs onto a lillypad. Which -- you know the... / Continue →