I remember hearing in my youth that males in their sexual peak thought about sex, on average, every seven seconds. Me? I was every five and that doesn't even include the times I was only thinking about titties. But now a new study from Ohio State University claims the actual... / Continue →

These are the Adidas Star Wars Campus Wampa Sneakers, which, for a shoe, is a pretty impressive name. Granted not as impressive as Holey Flipflop Ow Shit I Think I Just Stepped On A Nail, but now I'm going to have to call my mom and see if my tetanus shot is up to date. $150 ... / Continue →

This is the latest Adidas x Star Wars gear to hit the street. And by street I mean sales rack, because this ain't the kind of shit that's gonna be sold out the back of a truck. iPhone 5 knock-offs yes, and I'll give you a great deal on one because you seem like a good person/... / Continue →

Want a pair of Twitter shoes? Don't ever talk to me again. How about a pair of Facebooks? Okay, those ones are actually pretty cool. NOT! Hoho, kickin' it 3rd grade style today! These are conceptual Twitter and Facebook shoes designed by Gerry Mckay for Adidas. If they e... / Continue →

As you probably know by now unless you live on Hoth and your internets are perpetually frozen, Adidas has a whole line of Star Wars themed apparel. The latest? Tauntaun-skin intimates. This Dark Side Imperials varsity jacket. Now I'm not saying I'd go steady with anyone in sc... / Continue →

Note: Video is after the jump because that's where the Force is. You should use it. Plus deodorant. This is another awesome Star Wars-themed Adidas commercial featuring Snoop Dogg, David Beckham, and a bunch of other famous-ass people. Plus there's a funny Greedo scene! An... / Continue →

We've all known about the line of Adidas Star Wars merchandise for awhile, but who knew they were gonna drop such a fresh Vader track jacket? Not me, and I know pretty much everything (I'm a college professor in every subject). The $100 abdomen candy even comes WITH A DETACHA... / Continue →

For those of you not in the know, Adidas is dropping a line of Star Wars sneakers, shirts and hoodies this year that promises to be ultra dope. I've been getting the tip forever, but I keep getting too drunk and forgetting to post it. It's worth your while to go HERE, HERE or... / Continue →

This is the first I'd heard about the limited edition Star Wars x Adidas Super Stars sneakers (do people still say sneakers? I do) but apparently they came out a couple months ago and were limited to 800 pairs per side of the force (that's 800 dark side, 800 light side). So ... / Continue →

Adidas is only making 100 pairs of these Halo inspired sneakers. As you can see, they're constructed of black leather, some other material with guns printed on it, and come complete with blue accents. They cost $110. Personally I don't know why they made them. Hardcore game... / Continue →