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  • December 19, 2013
    These are the window curtains made out of vintage 35mm film slides by Scott Sherwood. The curtains are five and a half feet tall, six feet wide and contain 1,152 individual film slides. Are there any nudes in the mix? If Scott did a good job, they all are. Keep going for a ... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2013
    In heartwarming news, the window washers at Le Bonheur Children's Hospital in Memphis, Tennessee, dressed as Superman and Captain America to surprise the sick children there while they worked on the sides of the building. Then they came in for a meet-and-greet and all the kids... / Continue →
  • September 27, 2012
    This is a very brief history of operating system scroll bars. It's not inclusive though, because I don't even see the one I'm using on there. Regardless, they've really come a long way, haven't they? SPOILER: Nope. Thanks to Deacon, who, based on his email, is apparently VE... / Continue →
  • July 3, 2012
    This is a video of two Mirage 2000 jets going supersonic as they pass over Brazil's Supreme Federal Court building during a low fly-by and, WOOPSIE, blowing all the windows out in the process. Now I'm not saying I could have seen that coming, but come on, I've seen Top Gun. B... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2012
    Now everybody's gonna notice I wear the same jeans everyday. DELTA415 Wearcom jeans are $160 jeans with a clear pocket on one leg for a smartphone. The window is made out of a polymer film so you can actually use a touchscreen device THROUGH the pocket. Note: You will not l... / Continue →
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    ') //--> Please support our site by enabling javascript to view ads. Witness a giant, six-story Windows Phone bursting to life. Check out electrifying Live tiles revealing an epic "Plants vs. Zombies" battle, fruit-slashing ninja-action, a surprise gig by party-rockers Far Eas... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2011
    Seen here shaming their families, Cringey McVista and the Windhoes 98 crew or whatever rap about their love for the Windows 7 phone. It's...pretty much as bad as it gets. It's the kind of video that, not only do you find yourself embarrassed to watch and feel bad for the girls... / Continue →
  • October 13, 2011
    Remember those freaky-deaky human eye closeups taken by quantum chaos theoretical physicist/photographer (sweet combo!) Suren Manvelyan? Of course you do, you've got the memory of an elephant. Bear Grylls? He's got the turd of one and he's squeezing it to drink the juice out... / Continue →
  • September 15, 2011
    Because your mom won't understand what's happening unless there's an emoticon to relay appropriate emotional information, the new Window's 8 blue screen of death features a lil frowny face and generic message about the operating system shitting the bed. "Oh, oh no -- a frowny.... / Continue →
  • March 22, 2011
    Using an XBox Kinect's motion-tracking capabilities coupled with a Pufferfish globe-projection system, some creepazoids were able to produce a real Eye of Sauron that follows you around the room, all the while talking evil to ya. "Mmmm, I'm gonna run you through and drink you... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2011
    A bottle of absinthe, a $500 phone app and a removed wristwatch? Somebody's trying to kill themself. Remember the $1,000 'I Am Rich' iPhone app that doesn't do anything except let other people know you're actually stupid enough to pay $1,000 for an app that doesn't do anythin... / Continue →
  • September 3, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because this guy is waaay too trippin' me out to be on the front page. This is a new commercial for Windows Live Photo Gallery featuring the guy from the double rainbow video. And let me tell you: it was a real treat to finally be able to put a f... / Continue →
  • May 18, 2010
    Apparently Microsoft Taiwan, in cooperation with MSG, has opened a chain of Windows 7 themed restaurants, confusingly called 'Hot Fried 77'. Mmmm, deep fried GMILFS! ...for the next two months, Microsoft is working with the 100 Seafood Restaurant to introduce a special Window... / Continue →
  • May 5, 2010
    NOTE: Video is after the jump dammit. I always thought the whole John Connor bit was a bunch of bullshit. And you know what? I was right for once in my Godforsaken life. This is the video evidence proving what Terminators are REALLY sent back for. Which SPOILER ALERT: is... / Continue →
  • February 17, 2010
    This just in: the new viewing module added to the International Space Station is actually a refurbished TIE fighter cockpit. You heard it here first. Also, I'm the world's greatest lover and have a body that could make Adonis cry tears of pure abs. What -- you already heard ... / Continue →
  • February 8, 2010
    The last scheduled night launch of a space shuttle (besides mine) went down early this morning, and carried a very important payload. A pickle jar full of my sperms? No. A viewing portal to be attached to the International Space Station (sorry for getting your hopes up, alie... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2009
    Well folks, this just goes to show you can only dangle from rooftops staring into women's bedroom windows for so long before the boys in blue take notice. For shame, Spidey, for shame. And, on a completely and totally unrelated note that has absolutely nothing to do with this... / Continue →
  • November 15, 2009
    This is a video of fifth-grader Will Smith (of Fresh Prince fame) singing 'Windows 7 Rising', a song about the operating system sung to the tune of CCR's 'Bad Moon Rising', at what I assume is a school-sponsored talent show. He's pretty skilled and undoubtedly left the stage t... / Continue →
  • October 25, 2009
    Ever wanted to hear all the Windows startup and shutdown sounds from Windows 3.1 to Vista (suck it, Windows 7, you can't play with us!) in one short 1:11 video? Well you're in luck, cause here it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AYE AYE AYE!!!! Really brings back memories, doesn't it? ... / Continue →
  • October 23, 2009
    This is a just-released Apple ad making fun of Microsoft's new Windows 7. I thought it was smarmy and, despite not knowing what smarmy means or if it's even a real word, spell check didn't say anything so I'm going with it. Also, enough with the dirt slinging, Apple. Geekolo... / Continue →