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         <title>You&apos;ll Never Be An Exterminator!: Man Blows Himself Up Trying to Kill A Spider For Wife</title>
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Because <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/01/hurt_people_so_funny_best_fail.php">stupid people hurting themselves</a> really <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/05/play_him_off_keyboard_cat_spid.php">tickles</a> my fancy, here's a story about some <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/06/note_to_self_do_not_snatch_pur.php">jackass </a>who blew himself up in the bathroom trying to kill a<a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/05/do_not_want_daddy_long_legs_sp.php"> spider</a>.  Come on maine, haven't you ever heard of a shoe?!

<blockquote>The 28 year-old suffered severe burns after attacking the arachnid with an aerosol can at his home in Clacton in Essex.


The man was summoned by his wife to deal with a spider she had seen scuttling behind the lavatory on Bank Holiday Monday. Not being able to reach it, the man decided to kill it by spraying it with the can. 

However he was unable to see whether it was dead because the bulb in the bathroom light had blown. At this point he turned to a cigarette lighter to illuminate the room, but in the process ignited the gas fumes and caused an explosion.

The blast was so strong it blew the man off his feet and lifted the loft door off its hinges.

He suffered flash burns to his head, legs and torso and was rushed by ambulance to hospital after dousing himself in cold water. </blockquote>

Granted this guy is MENSA material compared to <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/09/dammit_darwin_youve_let_me_dow.php">Electric Nips</a>, but still.  Haven't you ever heard of masking the smell of a numero dos by lighting a match?  And have you ever heard of someone dropping it between their legs before all the gas trapped in the bowl has dissipated?  What happened?  Exactly, <em>they blasted off like a rocket and fought a towel bar with their face.</em>  Been there, done that, six stitches and an Owen Wilson nose, amirite?!

<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7973024/Man-blows-himself-up-trying-to-kill-a-spider.html">Man blows himself up trying to kill a spider</a> [telegraph]
and
<a href="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/cleptic_monkey/Arachnophobia.png">Picture</a>

Thanks to Ash, who kills spiders the old fashioned way: <em>tearing their legs off one by one and then letting them starve to death. </em>  WOW.  Also, my apologies to anybody who's itching now because of the picture.  I couldn't help myself!]]></description>
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         <title>Somebody&apos;s Going To Hell! Stephen Hawking: &quot;God Not Necessary For Universe To Exist&quot;</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="hawking.jpg" src="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/09/02/hawking.jpg" width="450" height="354" class="mt-image-none" style="" /></span>

Seen here trying to bite his<a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/03/aaaaaaaaaaaaahh_forked_tongue.php"> tongue </a>but catching his lip instead, <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/05/lets_do_this_thing_stephen_haw.php">Stephen Hawking </a>claims there's no need for a God in order for the <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/i_feel_so_insignificant_hold_m.php">universe</a> to exist.  <em>*Preparing napsack and evacuation route for flame war*</em>

<blockquote>Now, in his upcoming book, according to an excerpt of the introduction released by the London Times which isn't getting any traffic from this because of their pay wall), Hawking declares that the Big Bang can be explained without God.


"Because there is a law such as gravity, the universe can and will create itself from nothing," Hawking and his co-author, Caltech physicist Leonard Mlodinow, write in "The Grand Design," which is due to be issued next week. "Spontaneous creation is the reason there is something rather than nothing, why the universe exists, why we exist. It is not necessary to invoke God to light the blue touch paper [British way of saying light the fuse] and set the universe going."</blockquote>

Listen: I'm not even gonna pretend to be smart (because I'm not), but Stephen Hawking <em>did</em> give us E=Mc<sup>2</sup>, amirite?  No?  That was Einstein?  <em>Oh</em>.  Well maybe he's just bitter at God for wheelchairing him.

<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/09/bad_news_for_religious_people.html">Bad News, Religious People: Stephen Hawking Says God Didn't Create the Universe</a> [nymag]

Thanks to lil co., who a universe without isn't worth living in.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 16:45:14 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>The United States Of Star Wars (Geography)</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="ussw-small.jpg" src="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/09/02/ussw-small.jpg" width="450" height="298" class="mt-image-none" style="" /></span>

Note: X-wing your way over to a full-size version <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/image.php?path=/2010/09/02/ussw-full.jpg">HERE</a>.

Rogue Leader Rebecca Crane went and created a map of <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/03/the_american_map_of_burger_dom.php">The United States</a> of Star Wars (or USSW if you're into the whole brevity thing), with a different <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/it_does_feel_like_hoth_star_wa.php">planet/location</a> from <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/08/surprised_why_am_i_not_star_wa.php">Star Wars </a>representing each state based on similarities in <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/05/google_maps_cleavage_i_have_a.php">geography</a> and other factors like the kind of people that live there.  For example: Maine is Naboo because it's filled with nothing but annoying @$$holes.  Get it?  <em>Because that's where JarJar's from</em>.  Oh come on -- I'z just kiddin', Maine!  (See what I did there?)

<blockquote>There are probably tens of planets that work for each state, I picked either the first one that I came to or the best fit. 


Planets were assigned based on partial terrain, landmarks that correlate with the planet and state, types of people in the state and planet, famous landmarks, or slightly randomly selected (but loosely based on facts) from my brother and myself. </blockquote>

Rebecca posted a list of all the states and their corresponding Star Wars planets <a href="http://wedgeantilles.tumblr.com/swusa" target="_blank">HERE</a> in case you can't identify them all by picture alone because at some point you decided the whole "virgin for life" thing wasn't for you.  Hey, <em>it's not for everybody.</em>  Back me up, sister!

<a href="http://wedgeantilles.tumblr.com/post/1040866891/the-united-states-of-star-wars-here-is-the">The United States of Star Wars</a> [wedgeantilles]
via
<a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/1044151532/geeky-geography-of-the-day-the-united-states-of">Geeky Geography of the Day</a> [thedailywh.at]

Thanks to lucy, Gerald and Erik, who want to live on Endor with the Ewoks.  Uh, find me someone who doesn't.  ]]></description>
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         <title>Clever, Veeery Clever: Portal Bookends</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="portal-bookends.jpg" src="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/09/02/portal-bookends.jpg" width="450" height="562" class="mt-image-none" style="" /></span>

This is a pair of <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/perfect_bookends_for_your_star.php">bookends</a> made by <em><a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/07/how_to_make_your_own_portal_fr.php">Portal</a></em> fan TriangleMen.  Me being more into SquircleMen aside, I see what you did there.  With the <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/03/how_can_i_read_if_all_my_books.php">bookends</a>, not your name.  So yeah, great job.  Now, here's the plan: you draw up some sort of short-sticked licensing deal with <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/03/good_job_kids_a_childrens_choi.php">Valve</a>, and I'll forge their signature.  Well <em>of course</em> it's gonna work, you know how many unauthorized field trips I've been on?!

<a href="http://technabob.com/blog/2010/09/02/portal-bookends/">portal bookends are not lies</a> [technabob]

Thanks to Jake, who just wants to know if traveling through your books <em>Portal</em> style still osmosis-es all the knowledge into your brain like using a textbook for a pillow.]]></description>
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         <title>Out Of This World!: Microscoped Insect Eggs</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="insect-eggs-1.jpg" src="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/09/02/insect-eggs-1.jpg" width="450" height="562" class="mt-image-none" style="" /></span>

In photo: Julia heliconian butterfly egg, top, zebra longwing butterfly egg, bottom.

In other <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/09/magic_bullets_slicing_through.php">impressive</a> photographic news, these are insect <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/07/finally_its_settled_the_chicke.php">eggs</a> as photographed using a scanning electron <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/06/looks_delicious_booze_under_a.php">microscope</a>.  Ooh ooh -- do the stuff under my fingernails next.  I've always wanted to see magnified Cheeto dust and penis cells!

<blockquote>The eggs in this story range in diameter from 0.7 to 2 millimeters.


'The scanning process is actually quite interesting. It is not the same as photography where if you capture an image where all pixels will be captured at the time.


'In scanning you have to capture one pixel at a time.'

The images were made with a scanning electron microscope, which uses beams of electrons to trace the surfaces of objects.

The resulting black-and-white images were then colored to reflect the eggs' natural appearance.

Each image takes about a day to fix into position and then another day to microscope and then about 40 hours to colour.</blockquote>

Impressive work.  I used to love looking at things under the microscope in college.  And not just weed either, although all those crystals are mesmerizing when you're high.  Just sayin', I <em>did </em>petition for an honorary botany doctorate for my thesis, "Holy shit, this weed looks so f***ing crazy under a microscope."

One more of a blue morpho butterfly egg after the jump.]]></description>
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         <title>Potty Train That Thing!: If Websites Were Pets</title>
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Geekologie would be a <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2008/12/creative_grooming_or_tortuous.php">show dog</a>, I know that.  <em>One whose balls drag on the astroturf</em>.  I'm talking <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/06/eye_of_the_tiger_dog_chinese_p.php">purebred</a>, with f***ing papers (I only brought it <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/big_lebowski_urban_achievers_b.php">bowling</a>, I didn't rent it shoes, I'm not buying it a f'ing beer, it's not taking your f'ing turn, dude).  Also, at least 95% of the other sites should probably be euthanized.  <em>*cough*</em> Myspace <em>*cough*</em>  Time for you to head to that big top 8 in the sky, Tom.  But seriously, what pet <em>would</em> Geekologie be?  I mean, besides <em>teacher's</em>.  Don't hate!  Dogs can't help but brown-nose -- we love the b!

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         <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 12:45:19 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Magic!: Bullets Slicing Through Water Droplets</title>
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Alexander Augusteijn takes <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2008/08/eye_candy_more_high_speed_phot.php">pictures</a> of <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2007/09/gun_high_speed_camera_awesome.php">bullets</a> slicing through <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2007/12/liquid_sculptures_are_amazing_3.php">drops</a> of water because, well, I guess he's already taken pictures of everything else.  Seriously, it's <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/10/i_cant_even_believe_thats_real.php">bullets</a> through water, then like a mermaid riding a unicorn, then, I dunno, he's gonna have to take up painting or something.  Per Max Payne himself: 

<blockquote>I am a photographer from the Netherlands, specializing in high speed photography. I use a normal flash to achieve very short illuminations. The most critical parameter in this kind of photography is timing, which is achieved by computer control of shutter, flash, valve, gun or whatever other device is used.


These kind of images require a lot of experimentation, dedication, patience and willingness to endlessly clean spill of liquids and debris from objects shot to pieces. Several hundreds of trial shots may be needed to get timing correct. After that, the process is pretty well controlled, and often half of the shots will be usable, with 1 out of 10 really interesting.
</blockquote>

Good lookin', Alexander.  I'll be the first to admit I don't have the time or patience for anything like that.  I can see it now: "Alright foks, here we go: test shot in three, tw--" *BLAM!*</em>  Haha, did I mention I don't have the gun safety either?  AMBERLAMPS!

Hit the jump for three more water shots, as well as a link to Alexander's website with a bunch more worthwhile pictures, including some lightbulbs that have been shot but are still lit.]]></description>
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         <title>Well Don&apos;t You Look Dapper!: Carstaches</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="carstaches.jpg" src="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/09/02/carstaches.jpg" width="450" height="338" class="mt-image-none" style="" /></span>

Carstaches are the male counterpart to <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/08/yes_for_real_eyelashes_for_you.php">Carlashes</a>: both are ridiculous and will be torn off your <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/08/camper_for_one_please_bufalino.php">car </a>in a matter of days.  Hours if you live in a bad part of town.  Minutes if you live where I do.  As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be surprised if somebody <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/06/gamer_stabs_other_player_in_re.php">stabbed</a> the mailman and stole them <em>as he was ringing my doorbell.</em>  $40 takes one home in pink, orange or black.  Me?  I just ordered<a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/08/so_hot_right_now_chewbacca_pin.php"> pink</a> to match my Carlashes!

<blockquote>Carstache & lashes so loud

Truck nuts swangin'
They hopin' that they gon catch me ridin' tranny
Oh my gosh I'm ridin' tranny
Oh my gosh I'm ridin' tranny
Oh my gosh I'm on the sidewalk
Now we're in a building</blockquote>

<a href="http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?_dyncharset=ISO-8859-1&navAction=jump&id=19205244&search=true&isProduct=true&parentid=SEARCH+RESULTS&color=001">Urban Outfitter Product Site</a>

Thanks to Joe, who's holding out for an entire beard.  Great, now I want mutton chops.]]></description>
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         <title>Dammit Darwin, You Let Us Down: Idiot Moron Electrocutes Himself In Science Class, He &amp; His Parents Want To Sue His Teacher, School</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="darwin-do-your-thing.jpg" src="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/09/01/darwin-do-your-thing.jpg" width="450" height="479" class="mt-image-none" style="" /></span>

Nikola <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/05/zippity_zap_dr_who_theme_on_te.php">Tesla</a> Jr. here decided it would be a good idea to attach two <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/07/that_sounds_safe_water_resista.php">electrical</a> clamps to his nipples in <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/05/fake_science_better_than_the_r.php">science class </a>one day and <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/07/in_honor_of_the_4th_pizza_the.php">stop </a>his heart.  But now he wants to sue his teacher for never informing him APPLYING LIVE ELECTRICAL CURRENT TO YOUR <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/08/its_like_twilight_for_guys_a_v.php">NIPS</a> ISN'T SAFE.  But you know what is safe?  <em>The chair.</em>  Here -- take a seat, dipshit.

<blockquote>[Kyle] Dubois (18) and his parents claim teacher Thomas Kelley did not tell him and other students of the dangers of the demonstration power cords in their <strong>electrical trades class</strong>.


They are seeking compensation for medical expenses, lost income due to time away from work and other damages related to the incident, which occurred on March 11.

<strong>Dubois attached an electrical clamp to one nipple while another student attached another clamp to the other. A third student plugged in the cord.</strong>

Dubois was critically injured and his legal team claim he has suffered permanent brain damage.</blockquote>

Listen, I hate to break it to you but Kyle's brain was permanently damaged long before getting his balls shocked off.  And to Kyle's parents: you ought to be ashamed of yourselves.  If your child hasn't learned ELECTRICITY IS DANGEROUS AND SHOULD NOT BE APPLIED TO TITS by the time they're 18-YEARS OLD, you didn't do your job.  If I was the school I'd counter-sue to make his parents build a time machine, go back in time, and never procreate.  *banging gavel* <em>This is the word of Judge GW.</em>

<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1307901/Student-electric-shocked-nipples-sues-teacher-warning-him.html">U.S. student who electrocuted his nipples sues teacher...for not warning him it was dangerous</a> [dailymail]

Thanks to Rob, who agrees Darwin must have phoned this one in.]]></description>
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         <title>FALSE ADVERTISING!: The Will It Blend? Blendtec Blender Can&apos;t Even Puree Keys!</title>
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This is the aftermath of an attempt to blend a couple house keys in a <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/04/you_are_such_a_jerk_dude_blend.php">Blendtec brand blender</a>.  Now I know <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/06/i_vote_yes_will_it_blend_iphon.php">Tom the D-Bag Blend King</a> would have you believe the thing can blend a f***ing <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2008/06/epic_failures_how_not_to_drive.php">tank</a>, but if it can't handle a couple measly <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/07/magic_seven_secret_keys_guard.php">keys</a>, I don't know.  Sounds like you're about to have a false advertising suit on your hands, Tom!  Also, <em>blood</em>. (I glued razor blades under all your car door handles)

<a href="http://gizmodo.com/5627192/you-can-blend-a-lot-of-things-in-a-blendtec-but-not-keys">
You Can Blend A Lot of Things in a Blendtec, But Not Keys</a> [gizmodo]

Thanks to Christina L., who once blended red and yellow and made orange.  Didn't see that coming!]]></description>
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         <title>OMG -- I&apos;m Immortal: Drinkers Live Longer</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="heavy-drinkers.jpg" src="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/09/01/heavy-drinkers.jpg" width="450" height="355" class="mt-image-none" style="" /></span>

According to a recently <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2008/08/geez_you_could_have_just_asked.php">completed</a> 20-year <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/03/study_women_who_drink_are_less.php">study</a>, moderate <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/07/drink_up_booze_may_help_fight.php">drinkers</a> (1-3 drinks/day) live longer than heavy drinkers (4+ drinks/day), but even the heavy <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2008/08/geez_you_could_have_just_asked.php">drinkers</a> live longer than non-drinkers.  Haha -- I knew it!  See you at your own funeral, teetotalers!  

<blockquote>But why would abstaining from alcohol lead to a shorter life? It's true that those who abstain from alcohol tend to be from lower socioeconomic classes, since drinking can be expensive. And people of lower socioeconomic status have more life stressors -- job and child-care worries that might not only keep them from the bottle but also cause stress-related illnesses over long periods. (They also don't get the stress-reducing benefits of a drink or two after work.)


But even after controlling for nearly all imaginable variables -- socioeconomic status, level of physical activity, number of close friends, quality of social support and so on -- the researchers (a six-member team led by psychologist Charles Holahan of the University of Texas at Austin) found that over a 20-year period, mortality rates were highest for those who were not current drinkers, regardless of whether they used to be alcoholics, second highest for heavy drinkers and lowest for moderate drinkers.</blockquote>

<em>*glug glug glug glug*</em>  To immortality!  Now, who wants to see me rope-swing off the balcony over heavy traffic?  Haha, what's it look like?!  I couldn't actually find any rope, it's 25-lb test fishing line!

<a href="http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,2014332,00.html">Why Do Heavy Drinkers Outlive Nondrinkers?</a> [time]

Thanks to Turbo The Mechanical Ape, Jordan, and whoever else sent me this whose email I couldn't find.  I've been drinkning, I'm slorry!]]></description>
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         <title>Something&apos;s Not Right: Batman Backpack Fail</title>
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Listen: I don't care if you ARE a <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/05/screw_copyrights_more_action_f.php">cheap</a> Chinese <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/06/pew_pew_ghostbuster_protonpack.php">backpack</a> manufacturer, you should at least be able to <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/06/its_a_bird_its_a_plane_its_wai.php">recognize</a> Captain America when you see him.

<a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/1048384169/looks-legit-of-the-day-what-you-act-like-youve">Looks Legit of the Day</a> [thedailywh.at]]]></description>
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         <title>Outerspacey!: Video Timeline Of All Known Asteroids In Chronological Order Of Discovery</title>
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Note: I know, the screencap looks like an alien's sphincter, hit the jump to watch the video.

This is a <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/07/video_shows_locationcountry_re.php">video showing</a> the discovery of <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/06/in_case_of_fire_asteroid_break.php">asteroids</a> from 1980 - 2010.  It starts off <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/10/i_cant_even_believe_thats_real.php">pretty slow</a>, but by the late 90's/early 00's asteroids start popping up faster than Whac-A-Moles.  A result of<a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2008/09/its_a_sign_global_warming_is_r.php"> global warming</a>?  <em>You decide</em>.  Just don't decide yes or we'll all point and laugh and call you names.  Real scathing things too, shit like <em>Galilame-o</em>.  You'll try to fight back tears.  But, like so many fights before, you will lose.  That night, while relating the day's traumatic events at the dinner table, your dad will call you a pussy.  And you know what?  <em>He'll be right.</em>  So yeah, don't decide yes.

Hit the jump for the video (available in HD for full effect).]]></description>
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         <title>Looks Depressing: Swiss Drive-In Sex Booths</title>
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Apparently prostitution in Zurich, <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/swiss_pot_farmers_busted_via_g.php">Switzerland</a> has gotten so out of hand the <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/05/vigilante_justice_failure_woul.php">police</a> have decided to install private <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/08/no_nuggets_till_1030_graaaaaaa.php">drive-in</a> sex booths so the less perverse citizens of the city don't have to witness anybody getting a midday BJ in their Volkswagen.  Not even kidding.

<blockquote>The idea itself is adopted from German cities like Essen and Cologne, and will be a way for prostitution to continue on behind closed, uh, doors.


The boxes will serve as quickie drive-throughs, so-to-speak, and will free up city streets from unsightly acts that haunt Zurich residents whose homes overlook the city's red light district. "They get up to all sorts in broad daylight - and we're sick to death of looking at it," one resident told the U.K.'s Metro.</blockquote>

First of all, how're you gonna live in the red light district and complain about it?  I thought it meant lots of stoplights, honest!  Secondly, you better believe I'm setting up a prosty detailing service in the compound.  HJ and a wax, $30!

<a href="http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/08/30/switzerland-confidential-behold-the-legal-sex-drive-thru/">Switzerland Confidential: Behold the Legal Sex Drive-Thru</a> [time]

Thanks to Miss Bowser, who'd like to note, no, we won't do interiors.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 13:15:12 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Are You A Prince?: Tiny-Ass &apos;Micro-Frogs&apos;</title>
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Researchers working in <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/04/ninja_slug_he_let_himself_be_d.php">Borneo</a> recently discovered a <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/08/but_can_they_freeze_shatter_op.php">new species</a> of micro-frog that only grows to the size of a pea.  Scientists previously thought they were a <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/08/no_no_nooooo_triceratops_not_a.php">juvenile version</a> of another species, but those scientists are dumb and ought be ashamed of themselves.  Pfft, <em>and you call yourself <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/reptilian_crime_fighters_spide.php">herpetologists</a></em>.  You probably don't even like turtles!

<blockquote>The tiny amphibians - catchily dubbed Microhyla nepenthicola - measure between 10.6-to-12.8mm long and were found in the Kubah National Park.


While specimens are already held by many museums around the world, they have previously been misidentified as juveniles of other species.

Now scientists say the frogs are a distinct micro-species and the smallest frogs found anywhere in found in Asia, Africa or Europe.</blockquote>

This reminds me -- have you ever heard a girl use the quote, "you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince"?  Because that's pretty whore-y.  That said, I did travel to Borneo to see if one of these little buggers would turn out to be <em>my</em> prince.  Sadly no, but I did get several stuck between my teeth!

<a href="http://newslite.tv/2010/08/25/new-peasized-frog-species-disc.html">New pea-sized frog species discovered in Borneo</a> [newslite]

Thanks to Kristen P. who made a mistake, kissed a snake, and died with a stomach ache.  <em>F***ing tragic.</em>]]></description>
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