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         <title>Kid Icarus Coming To Wii? I Hope So!!!</title>
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Kid Icarus is one of the best games ever made.  If you've never played it you've never lived, but I'll give you a brief plot description anyways.  Pit is an angel who has been trapped in the Underworld.  He's given a magical bow by Palutena, Goddess of Light, to help destroy Medusa, Goddess of Darkness and Fugly, and restore peace to the world.  Basically Pit rolls around kicking ass, avoiding those little grim reapers and eggplant throwers, looking good, and eventually sticks it to Medusa.  It's good ol' fashioned fun and is available for the Wii Virtual Console.  You should buy it, then we can take our relationship to the next level (possibly even holding hands).  

Well now there are rumors that Kid Icarus franchise is going to be revived (after a single NES game, Gameboy game, and appearance in Smash Brothers)!  OMGWTFANGELWINGS!  Allegedly this is some very early concept art and looks nothing like what Pit resembles now. 
<blockquote>The artwork we've published comes from a pitch document we got our hands on in the early part of 2008. Since then, sources have told us the game's artwork has advanced considerably. Despite this artwork not being reflective of the game's current standing, we've decided to share it so fans can get a look at what Factor 5 has experimented with.


The last nugget of information we have to share with you is in regards to the game's plot. At the time of the document's writing, Factor 5 had imagined a plot starring a grown-up, adult Pit, who is "cursed for thousands of years for a crime and becomes a 'fallen angel.'" The pitch adds that "a tattoo on Pit's arm bears the inscription of Pit's crime." </blockquote>

If you look closely you can almost make out the inscription.  It says "I broke The Geekologie Writer's heart by not being in more video games during the late 80's and early 90's when he needed me most".  Oh my God, I think I'm crying.  

<strong>UPDATE</strong>: False alarm.  I thought I was tearing up but it turns out the wife spit in my eyes when I told her I'd trade our marriage for an early copy of the game.

More concept art after the jump, along with a link to the 30+ image gallery.]]></description>
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         <title>Emergency Party Button May Create An Impromptu Sausage Fest, But Hopefully Not, Unless That&apos;s What You Were Hoping For</title>
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You come home from a long day at the office and it's time to get your swerve on.  What do you do?  Push the Emergency Party Button of course!

<blockquote>Basically, it is exactly what it sounds like; a button that instantly launches a party. When pressed, the blinds to my apartment close, the kitchen, hallway, dining room, and living room lights dim, the stereo starts blasting Haddaway - <em>What Is Love</em>, black lights turn on, laser lights start moving to the music, a strobe light goes on, and the fog machine starts up.  With another press of the button, the party is gone as easily as it started.  It may not be the most hi-tech thing in the world, but people sure as hell love it when they come over.</blockquote>

There's a build page <a href="http://www.plasma2002.com/epb/#top">here</a> if you're interested in making one yourself.  I'm definitely going to, but with a twist.  Instead of being an emergency "party" button, it's going to be an emergency "uh-oh, I think that's my girlfriend at the door" button.  It won't play music or dim any lights, but it will start the ignition on my jetpack.  

A worthwhile video of the system in action after the jump.  Oh, and another highly questionable one of some MIT kids that made something similar in their dormroom.  
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         <pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 14:00:28 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Sure, Why Not?: Dissolving Bodies With Lye</title>
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Well it's not news that lye has been used in the past to dissolve bodies.  But now it's being considered as a possible alternative to burying, being shot out of a cannon, and cremation by the funeral industry.  

<blockquote>The process is called alkaline hydrolysis and was developed in this country 16 years ago to get rid of animal carcasses. It uses lye, 300-degree heat and 60 pounds of pressure per square inch to destroy bodies in big stainless-steel cylinders that are similar to pressure cookers.</blockquote>

The resulting brown, syrupy residue can then be flushed down the drain, or, if you're a real sicko, applied to waffles with a little butter.  However the procedure does not come without its opponents.
<blockquote>"We believe this process, which enables a portion of human remains to be flushed down a drain, to be undignified," said Patrick McGee, a spokesman for the Roman Catholic Diocese of Manchester.</blockquote>

Hrrm, interesting.  So how do you want to go?  Personally, I want to go out sticking it to two supermodels.  I could care less what they do with my body after that.  Just stuff me in a pizza box and throw it out with the trash.  

<a href="http://www.newsvine.com/_news/2008/05/08/1476697-new-idea-in-mortuary-science-dissolving-bodies-with-lye">New idea in mortuary science: Dissolving bodies with lye</a> [newsvine]

Thanks Melissa, I hope you live a long, happy life]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 13:02:31 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>RIdiculous Beer Pong Table Is Crazy, Nuts</title>
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Four couch burning engineers at WVU recently made a ridiculous <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2007/09/beer_pong_device_ensures_a_swe.php">beer pong</a> table.  And when I say ridiculous, I mean it's almost as cool as mine, which is two stools and my roommate's closet door.  I recommend you let the video load and then skip to 2:15 to see the finished product.  The first part is just still shots of the construction and wiring (which is worth watching if you're into that sort of thing).  The table has tons of LEDs which move to the music playing, a nice WVU logo in the middle, and the coolest part -- swirling ball washers <em>built into the table</em>!  I thought that was impressive.  The kids are currently taking orders if you want something similar, you just tell them what you have in mind and how much you want to spend.  But be warned -- this one cost over $1,000 to build and took over 400 hours to complete.  Which is funny because at the beginning of the video it says that they only consumed 6 cases of beer during the project.  6 cases?  I won't even drive a nail into the wall or mow the lawn without crushing at least <em>7</em> cases.  <em>Pussies</em>.  Oh shit WVU, you just got burned!

Seriously though, great job guys.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GClnXjoaqxQ">Youtube</a>

Thanks Shaina, lets take a trip up to Morgantown sometime and show them how its really done



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         <title>Ghost Mirror Makes You Look Ghostly</title>
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The Ghost Mirror is not what I thought it was.  At first I thought it was going to be like one of those mirrors in the Haunted Mansion ride at Disney World where it looks like a holographic ghost is sitting next to you.  This is not the case.  Instead it makes <em>you</em> look ghostly.  
<blockquote>In this mirror, the observer can see the reflection of his surroundings and yet he is never able to see himself.</blockquote>

Now I'm not totally sure how that works, but I've got the feeling that if that bookshelf shows up, you should too if you stand by it (so maybe you only disappear if you're really close).  But there is, of course, the chance that an evil sorcerer lives inside the mirror and steals your image whenever you look at it.  Yeah, that's probably it.  You know, just from looking at her, you'd swear my girlfriend applies her makeup in a mirror like this.  Seriously -- she looks like she got beat in the face with a paint can.  

<a href="http://pipeline.gnr8.biz/index.php?task=home&id=75">Ghost Mirror</a> [pipeline]

Thanks David, now don't go and disappear on us
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         <title>Is Steampunk Fashion The Next Big Trend?</title>
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Probably not.  I would definitely throw myself in front of a train before I was caught dressed like one of those wanksteaks in the top pictures.  The guys on the bottom are looking pretty sharp though.  I could do that.  Maybe.  Well there was recently an article in the <em>New York Times</em> Fashion and Style section about the steampunk fashion trend.  I tried to read the whole thing but mostly just looked through the pictures and ate three oatmeal chocolate chip cookies for breakfast.  
<blockquote>Quaint to some eyes, or outright bizarre, steampunk fashion is compelling all the same. It is that rarity, a phenomenon with the potential to capture a wider audience, offering a genteel and disciplined alternative to both the slack look of hip-hop and the menacing spirit of goth.


"As a subculture, we are not the spawn of Satan," Ms. Kriete said. "People smile when they see us. They want to take our picture."

Steampunk style is also an expression of a desire to return to ritual and formality. "Steampunk has its tea parties and its time-travelers balls."</blockquote>

Stop the presses.  I was <em>this close</em> to going out and buying a monocle and tophat until I read that.  As a time traveler, I'm gonna have to take a stand on Steampunk taking my balls.  I mean, that's just wrong.  I need those for when I travel back to the Jurassic period to have dino-style sex with velocirapators.  

A link to the NY Times article and several more pictures after the jump.  And since it's Friday and I love you all, I included one of some smoking-hot steampunky chicks.  ]]></description>
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         <title>A Stripper Pole Wii Game In The Works?</title>
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Is there a stripper pole Wii game in the works?  Possibly.  

<blockquote>While details are sketchy, the thought is likely that such a game would take advantage of the Wii Fit balance board, which arrives next month. You can imagine how such a "game" might work, with players tasked with balancing on the pole for certain lengths of time or in certain positions.</blockquote>

The company behind the possible game is <a href="http://www.peekaboopoledancing.com/">Peekaboo Pole Dancing</a>, which specializes in pole dancing kits and videos (including the Carmen Electra one).  There has been no word on how Nintendo feels about the idea, but my guess is not ecstatic.  But who knows?  I do.  They're not ecstatic.

Ha, this reminds me of a funny story.  When my siblings and I were in college my sister was moonlighting as a stripper.  I went to the club once with a bunch of my friends for some steaks and entertainment, completely unaware of her secret profession.   Lo and behold -- my sister dancing naked!  Oh man, the hilarity that ensued.  Seriously, you should have seen me trying to gouge my eyes out with the end of a T-bone.  Hilarious.

<a href="http://tech.yahoo.com/blogs/null/91244">Game company plans stripper pole for Nintendo Wii</a> [yahoo]

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         <title>What The Apocalypse May Look Like (That Is, If It Happened Naturally And Not At The Hands Of Giant Robots And/Or Zombies)</title>
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These are pictures of the Chaitén volcano erupting in Chile (the country, not the delicious mixture of beans, meat and spices) and creating a "dirty thunderstorm".  Dirty thunderstorms are caused by the incredible amount of static electricity generated in a volcano's ash plume and are not to be confused with "dirty thunderwearstorms" which are created when a coworker (i.e. <a href="http://www.thesuperficial.com/">The Superficial Writer</a> -- thanks a lot dude) is taking his afternoon nap on the only commode in the building and there's nowhere else to relieve yourself.

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The Museum of Modern Art in New York recently had this installation, "Victimless Leather", on display.  It's a coat made out of mouse embryonic stem cells.  However, after just a month the coat was too large to continue growing in its flask and had to be killed.  Now the creator of the exhibit doesn't know know how to feel about it.
<blockquote>I've always been pro-choice and all of a sudden I'm here not sleeping at night about killing a coat...That thing was never alive before it was grown.</blockquote>

This is almost certainly going to open a whole new can of <strike>whoop-ass</strike> worms on the ethics and moral dilemmas associated with experiments and art of this nature.  Perhaps the most important of which is, "It is okay to use a shrinking ray on your  own children so they can fit into little mouse coats, right?"  

<a href="http://gizmodo.com/388469/mouse-jacket-grown-euthanized-in-museum-lab">Mouse Jacket Grown, Euthanized In Museum Lab</a> [gizmodo]]]></description>
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ReNESED is Javier Segovia's name for his redesigned Nintendo Entertainment System.  As you can see it's a little sleeker, has some added color (namely red), and <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2007/05/make_a_wireless_nes_controller.php">wireless controllers</a>.  Plus there's a funny looking placemat.  I'd demand Javier make me one, but I don't need another Nintendo because I had a doctor install one in my brain.  Well he isn't really a doctor in the traditional "medical" sense, but he has stabbed a lot of people in prison.  Which I think is at least deserving of an honorary Ph. D in Stabbyology from the University of State Corrections.

Another picture of the redesign after the jump.   
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The hood.e is the brainchild of Tim Dubitsky.  It is currently being prototyped, as Tim continues to work out the kinks (like if you should wash speakers on the hot/cold or warm/warm setting).  Tim has this to say about music and how it should be listened to:

<blockquote>There is a soundtrack to life, and now it's not just in your head. Throw on your hood.e, plug in your favorite mp3 player, and you're ready to roll (and rock). The embedded speakers make it possible for you to share your latest favorite track without the awkward ties of a tethered earbud. After all, music should enhance your life, not shut it out.</blockquote>

There's a soundtrack to life, huh?  If that's the case mine would be filled with tracks about being in a dead-end relationship with yourself, having an ex-wife and two kids that hate you, and trying to kill yourself in the oven but failing because you can't afford to pay the gas bill.  I'm sure people would <em>love</em> listening to that soundtrack.

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A guy who goes by N III sent me a little tip about this delicious Weighted Companion Cube cake.  He writes, "My girlfriend decided to be awesome, and collaborate with a friend to make a pretty fantastic rendition of the Portal companion cube in the form of a birthday cake for me."  Now that is so sweet.  I wish I had a girlfriend that gave me something besides a mysterious rash for my birthday.  Listen, I know what you readers are thinking -- "fondant tastes like plaster", but that's not what this is about -- this is about a girlfriend who lovingly made a companion cube cake for her boyfriend.  If fondant is the key to <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2008/04/im_getting_hungry_another_mari.php">wicked cake artistry</a>, so be it.  So just save your "I once fondanted my gonads and the dog wouldn't even lick it off" comment for somewhere else.  

Two more pictures of the cake (including one with it cut so you can see the red-velvety deliciousness inside) along with a link to a bigger gallery, after the jump.]]></description>
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Remember the <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2008/03/crack_deal_caught_on_google_ma.php">crack deal</a> caught on Google maps?  That was pretty awesome wasn't it?  Yeah, awesome and wack.  Because crack is wack.  Well now a reader of Geekologie has sent in some sweet squadron art via Google maps.  According to my informant, Wes:

<blockquote>I just came back from Kadena Ab. in Okinawa Jp. and I just found your site.  I think you might like these links from Google map.  The first one is from my old office -- we were the 44th Fighter Squadron and we were the vampire bats so guess what was on top of our building?  The second link is from our sister squadron the 67th -- they were the fighting cocks.  Seriously, let the cock jokes fly but here is what the tops of each office looks like.</blockquote>

Man, that is freaking awesome.  Inspired by this information, I Google mapped my own house to see what was up there.  Unfortunately the zoom wasn't good enough, so I'm getting out the trusty ladder to take a first-hand peek.
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UPDATE</strong>: Damnit, no roof art here.  I did find a dead bird in one of the gutters though, so the the kids aren't allowed to drink out of the downspouts for at least a week.  

Hit the jump for a picture of the cock, along with the links to the two maps.]]></description>
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First the <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2008/04/mario_theme_played_with_rc_car.php">RC car Mario theme</a>, and now this.  It's a video of the <em>Tetris</em> theme "as arranged in the Dr. Mario & Tetris SNES video game".  It's played by three people and a bunch of empty bottles.  It seems like they originally recorded it at half speed and then sped the video up (it sounds like there's a metronome clicking in the background too).  But I could be wrong (I've been wrong before).  All I know is that these kids have some serious talent and I want to support them.  By, uh, drinking all the booze out of the bottles they need.  I'm what's considered a "generous patron of the arts".  I bet you didn't know that about me did you?  What about the nipple on my back?
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Thanks Shawn, how about you and I split a bottle of bourbon? I'm buying.  ]]></description>
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It's this -- Craftsman's 1,470 piece tool set.  Actually 10 other different tool sets combined, it includes such hits as the:  

300 pc. Professional Tool Set
198 pc. Advanced Essentials Professional Tool Set
189 pc. Specialized Essentials Professional Tool Set
204 pc. Advanced Access Professional Tool Set
106 pc. Advanced Professional Tool Set
89 pc. Specialized Access Professional Tool Set
83 pc. Fully Polished Ratcheting Tool Set
77 pc. Heavy-Duty Mechanics Tool Set
94 pc. Auto Specialty Tool Set
130 pc. Professional Impact Tool Set

Now if you're a woman you're probably thinking to yourself, "You know, I should probably be in the kitchen cooking something".  And I wouldn't argue .  Kidding ladies!  That only applies to my wife.  But if you're a guy you're probably thinking, "Is my firstborn son worth the $8,600 pricetag?"  And the answer, sadly, is no.  You're gonna have to sell the second one too.  

<a href="http://www.sears.com/shc/s/p_10153_12605_009H0259000B?sid=I0084400010000100600&aff=Y">Product Page</a> (check it out for more pictures of the individual sets and whatnot)
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