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         <title>Holy Smoking Cans: 5,000 Volt Can Crusher</title>
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Bob David went and built himself a 5,000 <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/but_i_was_gonna_eat_that_dange.php">volt</a> can crusher <em>just because he could</em>.  That's what I love about <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2008/10/circular_saw_wont_cut_fingers.php">people</a>: they do things for <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2008/11/now_thats_a_good_dog_how_to_co.php">no reason</a>.  Also, some of them <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/60_of_the_time_it_works_every.php">smell good</a>.  But don't let 'em catch you sniffing!  If you care how Bob built the thing you can watch the first two minutes, but you look ADD-y, so skip to 2:15 for the action.  Cool, huh? Now, let's snort some Adderall.  

<a href="http://dvice.com/archives/2009/11/say-hello-to-th-1.php">Say hello to the 5,000 volt can crusher</a> [dvice]]]></description>
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         <title>Dolores: Germany&apos;s Hairless Spectacled Bear</title>
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Ever wonder what a <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/02/bear_sleeping_bag_not_nearly_a.php">bear</a> with no <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/10/arguably_the_best_haircut_of_a.php">hair</a> would look like?  This.  Poor Dolores has lost her <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/its_like_theyre_all_hugging_me.php">coat</a>.  She's a <em>bare</em> <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/delicious_light_a_gummi_bear_c.php">bear</a>!  I know, sometimes my word wizardry amazes even me.

<blockquote>Vets have been left baffled by the condition of the bespectacled bear, who lives at a zoo in Leipzig.


And Dolores isn't the only one. The sudden hair loss has affected all female bears at the zoo. 

Some experts believe it could be due to a genetic defect though the animals do not seem to be suffering from any other affliction.

The bears, which originate from South America,  normally have fluffy dark brown fur and would now be growing a thicker fur coat to keep warm during the winter.</blockquote>

Well Rogaine those bitches or something -- this shit ain't right!  As much as I do love hunting bears and killing the shit out of them WITH MY BEAR HANDS (more word sorcery), bald bears make me sad as hell.  Remember Fuzzy Wuzzy?  <em>Brings a tear to my eye.</em>

Hit the jump for three more shots, including one of what Dolores normally looks like.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:00:07 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>2 Princess Leias Sunbathing In Golden Bikinis</title>
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Because it's <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/what_fridays_on_geekologie_sho.php">Friday</a> and I love you, here's <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2008/08/post_45.php">Princess Leia in her golden bikini</a>.  But not just <em>any</em> <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/04/princess_leia_pulled_over_for.php">Princess Leia</a>, THE Princess Leia.  Plus another one!

<blockquote>Here you can see Carrie Fisher in her metal bikini alonside Tracy Eddon, her stunt double in Return of the Jedi. Both are suntanning between takes on the deck of Jabba's Sail Barge</blockquote>

Click the jump to see an even better picture of the duo.  Aaaaand I'm going to assume everybody immediately hit the jump and save myself from having to write anything else here boner boner boner.

Tell me you hit it already.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:00:22 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Gross: Spit Ball Toys Grow 200x Original Size</title>
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Spit Balls are a $ 5 <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/toy_teaches_children_about_lif.php">toy</a> from Edmund Scientific that <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/holy_farmer_grows_buddah_shape.php">grow</a> to 200x their original size and sound like something that I don't want to touch.  Still, for the sake of <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/11/could_a_human_beat_a_trex_arm.php">science</a>, I'd put them in my <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/bad_idea_creepy_surgical_masks.php">mouth</a>.

<blockquote>The wonder of polymers makes these slimy spit balls possible. Easy to make and fun to use, spit balls grow to 200x their original size and are slimy to the touch. Slip, slide, and bounce the balls until they explode on target.</blockquote>

"Growing to 200x it's original size"...."slimy to the touch"...."bouncing the balls until they explode on target"....remind you of something else?  Yeah, me neither.
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         <pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:00:28 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Geekologie Reader Snaps Shot Of Moon Dog</title>
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I'm not going to <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/wonderful_news_robots_learn_ho.php">lie</a> to you (although I usually do), I had no idea what a <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/10/the_internet_moon_is_a_series.php">moon</a> dog was when Geekologie Reader em_kay11 sent me this picture (high-res version <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/11/06/moon-dog-2.jpg">HERE</a>) of one he took early Wednesday morning.  Per <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_dog">Wikipedia</a>:

<blockquote>A moon dog or moondog (scientific name paraselene, plural paraselenae, i.e. "beside the moon") is a relatively rare bright circular spot on a lunar halo caused by the refraction of moonlight by hexagonal-plate-shaped ice crystals in cirrus or cirrostratus clouds. Moondogs appear to the left and right of the moon 22° or more distant. They are exactly analogous to sun dogs, but are rarer because to be produced the moon must be bright and therefore full or nearly full. Moondogs show little color to the unaided eye because their light is not bright enough to activate the color photoreceptors in humans.</blockquote>

Cool, a moondog!  Can we keep it, daddy?  Can we pleaaaase?   I'll feed it and walk it every day.  And if it ever moon-cheeses on the carpet I promise I'll clean it up and spray the area real good with pet odor-neutralizer and everything.  No?  Well how about a reptile?  I like turtles.

Thanks em_kay11, now how about a mooncat?  ]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:00:35 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Impressive: Hasbro Star Wars Diorama Contest</title>
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Unbeknownst to me Hasbro has been <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2008/06/lego_star_wars_diorama_is_legi.php">holding</a> a Star Wars <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2008/12/60000_piece_lego_hoth_battle_d.php">diorama</a> contest.  This is a sample of one of the finalists titled 'Captain Solo Awaits His Fate in the Carbon Freezing Chamber'.  I would have gone with 'Hey, You Said This Place Was a Strip Club', but whatever.  Hit the jump to see the rest of <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2008/02/han_solo_frozen_in_carbonite_e.php">Han</a> getting <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2007/08/ugly_man_takes_hans_place_in_c.php">frozen</a> and the four other finalists.  Then, go vote if you want to.  Or don't, it's no skin off my back.  But I do wish it was the skin off my pudding, because I can't stand that shit.  WHICH IS WHY I NORMALLY STICK TO SNACK PACKS.  <em>*ahem*</em> Mom.

Hit the jump for a bunch more diorama.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:00:42 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Wow: LHC Shut Down Over Piece Of Baguette</title>
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Apparently <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/10/wait_whaaaaat_large_hardron_co.php">coming back from the future to destroy itself </a>isn't the only problem the <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/just_when_you_thought_we_were.php">Large Hadron Collider</a> has to face, now it's being sabotaged by <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/mmmm_chocolatey_the_smores_key.php">crumb</a> dropping <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/05/hmm_birds_as_smart_as_monkeys.php">birds</a>.  CODE BREAD!  CODE BREAD!

<blockquote>The Large Hadron Collider, the world's most powerful particle accelerator, just cannot catch a break. First, a coolant leak destroyed some of the magnets that guide the energy beam. Then LHC officials postponed the restart of the machine to add additional safety features. Now, a bird dropping a piece of bread on a section of the accelerator has, according to the Register, shut down the whole operation.


The bird dropped some bread on a section of outdoor machinery, eventually leading to significant over heating in parts of the accelerator. The LHC was not operational at the time of the incident, but the spike produced so much heat that had the beam been on, automatic failsafes would have shut down the machine. </blockquote>

Wow, that's -- what's the word I'm looking for?  Pathetic.  And by pathetic I mean damn yeah I left that baguette there.  YOU AREN'T DESTROYING MY WORLD, LARGE HADRON COLLIDER!  <em>Next time I'm bringing jelly.</em>

<a href="http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2009-11/bread-loving-bird-shuts-down-lhc">Baguette Dropped From Bird's Beak Shuts Down The Large Hadron Collider (Really) </a>[popsci]

Thanks to Futuju, Stephen, Kristi, you've got mail and sham, who tried to train squirrels to sabotage the LHC with acorns but the little bastards just kept hiding them.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:00:39 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>That Can&apos;t Be Good For His Knees: DS Player</title>
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This man, who could be any of us (BUT TOTALLY ISN'T ME, I SWEAR) was <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/classy_this_video_game_shopper.php">caught playing</a> a demo <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/10/i_see_you_8x_zoom_case_for_nin.php">Nintendo DS</a> at <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/10/walmart_for_all_your_funeral_n.php">Wal-Mart</a> <em>on his knees</em>.  DS'er, on his knees <em>*snicker*</em> ENOUGH --  this is not the time for your pervy laughter!  This IS the time to take up a collection and get this poor bastard a <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/04/best_nintendo_ds_caser_ever_hi.php">DS</a>.  And, if there's anything left over, Rogaine and a spray tan.

<a href="http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=6017">World Of Walmart</a> [peopleofwalmart]

Thanks to Closet Nerd, who once got caught taking whippits in the dairy isle AND WHO CAN BLAME HIM?!]]></description>
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         <title>Last Halloween Post, Swear: AT-AT Costumes</title>
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Geekologie Reader Robert went and lovingly <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2008/12/60000_piece_lego_hoth_battle_d.php">handcrafted</a> an <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/lets.php">AT-AT</a> costume for his miniature pincher.  This is a video of the <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/04/atat_xray_reveals_shocking_int.php">handsome</a> little devil <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/03/awwwwh_how_cute_atilla_the_pet.php">parading</a> around and trying to eat the mask.  CUUUUUUTE!  And, as an added bonus, I included a video of an impressive two-man <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/05/pew_pew_nom_nom_an_atat_cake.php">AT-AT</a> costume after the jump.  SO DON'T SAY I NEVER GAVE YOU ANYTHING.  Besides that rash, which, admit it, kind of looks like a heart.

Hit the jump for the two-man human version.]]></description>
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         <title>Handy, Creepy: The Hand-le Door Handle</title>
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The Hand-le is a door <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/gyro_kids_bowl_makes_spilling.php">handle</a> created by Amsterdam designer Naomi Thellier de Poncheville.  It reminds me of the <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/cute_dog_leash_has_severed_han.php">dog leash hand</a> and is a slap in the incredibly handsome faces of <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/10/genius_a_mug_with_a_cookie_hol.php">lefties</a> like myself.  But that's not what's important.  What's important is that my dad sent me this tip.  I could have sworn I told him I was a used car salesman!  Love you, dad.

Hit the jump for a closeup.]]></description>
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         <title>Inner City Bike Sports No Chain, Comfort</title>
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Because <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/mobile_bar_beer_bike_totes_two.php">bike</a> chains (and gold chains) are such a <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/um_no_tandem_robobiker_pedals.php">hot</a> commodity in the inner city, the Inner City Bike doesn't have <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/sport_indoor_synchronized_bicy.php">one</a>.  Or a comfortable <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/folding_bike_fits_within_circu.php">seat</a>.  Or much practicality.  I have to have it!

<blockquote>Bicycling to work may be the way to go for some, but parking could still be an issue. That's why Jruiter Studio has come up with the "Inner City Bike". It boasts an ultra compact design and has no chain to boot</blockquote>

There's a shot of a guy riding it after the jump, which I'll be the first to admit doesn't look as uncomfortable as I thought it would.  But I won't be the first to admit where I hid the jewels.  Not even if you tortur -- TOP DRAWER, UNDER ALL THE SOCKS. PLEASE DON'T HURT ME, I HAVE CHILDREN I DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT!

Hit it for a guy sitting on the thing.]]></description>
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         <description><![CDATA[<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="shark-in-the-shower.jpg" src="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/11/05/shark-in-the-shower.jpg" width="450" height="515" class="mt-image-none" style="" /></span>

Listen, I love standing in the <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/03/fully_automated_computer_contr.php">shower</a> watching full-length <a href="http://www.iwatchstuff.com/">movies</a> as much as the next water waster (which is why I just had a<a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2008/06/worlds_deepest_pool_lacks_a_hi.php"> swimming pool</a> sized hot water heater installed), but what's the matter with a <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/creepy_an_edward_cullen_shower.php">traditional</a> projection setup?  I swear, people are always trying to one-up me.  Too bad I know how to do that <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5FQikOGE7w">turtle shell trick in world 3-1</a> of the original Super Mario and can get <em>unlimited</em> one-ups.  Suck it -- I will always out one-up you!

<blockquote>The Roca Waterdrop Shower Room surrounds you by a 3D touchscreen, allowing you to watch movies while you bathe. The touchscreen also allows you to control the temperature of the water and the intensity of the jets.</blockquote>

I mean, sure if you want to be tacky about it.  I think we can all agree the touchscreen is a little much.  I would have gone with voice-control.  AND WHERE ARE THE LASER EXFOLIATORS?  <em>Cheapskates.</em>

<a href="http://dvice.com/archives/2009/11/install-a-3d-wr.php">Install a 3D wraparound touchscreen in your shower</a> [dvice]]]></description>
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         <title>This Isn&apos;t Your Grandma&apos;s Cell Phone! Yes It Is.</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="geriatric-phone-1.jpg" src="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/11/05/geriatric-phone-1.jpg" width="450" height="371" class="mt-image-none" style="" /></span>

If there's one thing <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/zappity_zap_police_will_tase_y.php">old people</a> love it's soft food.  If there's another it's stuff with <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/03/giant_remote_controls_windows.php">giant-ass buttons</a> so they can push the right one with their shaky, arthritic<a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/03/david_after_the_dentist_shirt.php"> fingers</a>.  Aaaaaand I've officially depressed myself.  Good times.  Anyway, this is a <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/why_didnt_i_think_of_that_bana.php">cell phone</a> for old people and people with fat fingers.  Or, as we like to call them in the <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/10/geekologie_review_blood_energy.php">hand modeling biz</a>, <em>Vienna digits.</em>

<blockquote>The 6380 Senior Mobile Phone ($75 USD) does actually have a few handy features, including a built in flashlight, and a giant "SOS" button on the back that can automatically dial a pre-set emergency number, and emit a loud warning alarm. It's also got a minimal display with large on-screen fonts, and a whopping 128×60 screen resolution.</blockquote>

I kind of want one.  Not that I have fat fingers, because I don't.  I'm just clumsy.  One time I tried ordering a pizza and ended up spending an hour on a phone sex line.  DAMN YEAH I WANT PEPPERONI ON THAT!

Hit the jump for two more shots of the latest in geriatric communication technology.]]></description>
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Just as I suspected, <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/11/iphone_fan_makes_antidroid_com.php">Motorola's new Droid phone</a> (which drops tomorrow) is at the middle of a U.S. government <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/10/conspiracy_triforce_hidden_in.php">conspiracy</a> to wipe out the American midwest.  Why the <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/military_experimenting_with_ai.php">government</a> would want to do this is beyond me, but if I had to guess it has something to do with farm subsidies. I'm on to you, the man!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9fXYQjwR0w">Youtube</a>

Thanks to Marc, Blitz and Tiny Jim, who have all ridden in stealth bombers but they can't talk about it because if they did they'd have to stealth kill you like a ninja.]]></description>
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         <title>On This Day In History</title>
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In 1955, Doctor Emmet Lathrop Brown was standing on a <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/blown_off_the_thrown_toilet_pa.php">toilet</a> hanging a <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/11/the_colorblind_clock_is_a_litt.php">wall clock</a> when he slipped and beat his head on the bathroom <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/04/crazy_sink_is_crazy_drains_ont.php">sink</a>.  Unconscious, Doc had a vision.  And that vision was that of a <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2007/12/flux_capicitor_preorders_being.php">flux capacitor</a> -- the device that makes <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2008/09/guy_makes_back_to_the_future_d.php">time travel</a> possible.  The rest, my friends, is history.  Or should I say, <em>future</em>?  Time travel joke!

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmett_Brown">Wiki Page</a>

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