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Morphing Dresses Transform With A Tug Of The Collar

March 5, 2013 / but can they reverse transform with the same ease?, count me in, dress, fashion, i know the difference between dresses and skirts so there!, i've worn dresses before i like the feel of them because there's nothing between your legs so your crotch can breathe that's cool, it couldn't have been me who robbed that bank i'm wearing a long dress and the suspect was in a short dress correct?, morphing, transforming, two outfits in one!, women

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This is a transforming dress designed by Hussein Chalayan, who has been developing transforming women's fashion since at least this other one I posted back in 2007, except that one transformed INTO A NAKED LADY, making it infinitely better. It's supposed to be fashion FORWARD, not backwards. Hussein's new line all transform with a hard pull of the collar and kind of remind me of those snap-up athletic pants you can tear off in the blink of an eye. I had a pair of those in college. Got caught on a door handle and exposed my bare ass to my entire freshman biology class. That's when I dropped the course and started wearing underwear. Well, panties.

Hit the jump for a video of the fashion show, but skip to 2:35, 3:08 and 3:51 for the transforming dresses.

Thanks to Sarah, who told me she walked in a fashion show once. Same. I tripped and fell off the runway and landed in some dude's lap. We've been BFF's every since.

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  • merle oberon

    why are these women always sooo pissed off?? they stomp around and glare at the cameras wtf. what do they have to be peeved about? they get paid obscene amounts of money to wear clothes in front of snobby rich morons. maybe they just miss being able to actualy digest food that tastes good idk. they need to work on the tude justsayin

  • jimmy

    "since at least this other one I posted back in 2007"

    Yeah, you honestly think we believe that this is the same writer as back then?

  • agatha

    Fantastic! But I like the upside down dresses from Viktor & Rolf much cooler! :D

  • This_Update_Sucks

    But how do you UN-transform it?

  • I like this concept, but not the dress. Not liking the designs themselves, but a day to night look could be awesome.

  • JimmyThr

    In Spy News...

  • Just carry a wig and glasses in your purse and BAM! Instant spy!

  • the thiefs guild would like to take a moment to thank the idiots who designed this for us. also give none to shield!. we will be very upset. thank you

  • Idlethoughts

    Also has a surprising tendency to get you shot by people who are paranoid about shapeshifters.

  • Tyler AitchKay

    These models kind of suck at their job.

  • This finally puts an end to the millenarian matches dresses conflict

  • Closet Nerd

    "Choke me! Spank me! Pull my hair!"
    .... just sayin

  • Lord Farquaad

    Fiona would've simply loved this, had she not went off with that brutish ogre

  • Just put on this unflattering feathered dress, and then yank at the collar like you're starting a lawnmower until it turns into your grandmother's curtains. FASHION!!

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