Zippity Zap!: Darth Vader First-Person Lightsaber Battle
This is a short video of a lightsaber battle between Darth Vader and some Jedi recruit shot in Darth Vader's first-person perspective. At least until halfway through, then it switches to the Jedi when Vader starts force-choking him out (did they exchange souls?!). It's decent, the only problem is Vader is one-handing his weapon the whole time. Who the hell taught you to swing a saber like that, Darth? It's like his mom signed him up for the first lightsaber school she saw advertising in the Penny Saver.
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to carlos, Evan and TwistKickZ, who agree if you're going to one-arm a lightsaber you should at least have one in each hand.
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