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Whoa, I'd Wear Those: Futuristic Women's Fashions Each Created From A Single Piece Of Cut Rectangular Fabric

February 7, 2013 / but do they come in sweatpants, clever, couture, fabric, fashion, for the ladies, futuristic, i like that idea, neat!, nudie, oh yeah well i cut two arm holes in a potato sack once and wore it to school (but forgot to cut a head hole so i couldn't see anything and apparently it wasn't long enough to cover my superman underwear either), rectangle, the future of fashion (probably isn't this), women

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This is a video of a woman in her underwear with tape on her boobies so you can't see her nipples trying on different women's fashion pieces each made from a single piece of cut rectangular fabric. A couple of them actually look pretty good. Okay, one of them looks good. "They all look terrible." Look at what you're wearing! "I like what I'm wearing and I don't care what you think -- I'm an individual." Please, that's just something self-conscious embarrassed people say.

Hit the jump for a video of her trying on all the different outfits (complete with side and rear views).

Thanks to Olive, who informed me sweatpants pulled up past my nips doesn't count as a top and I could be in violation of the 'NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE' policy.

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There are Comments
  • CheriDunston

    "No officer, I'm not crazy! I paid $200 for this shirt, I mean dress, er, um... never mind"

  • OK, the top photo on this page, lower left hand side view of this chick wearing rectangle 'fashions' has VAGINA written all over it in invisible ink. Seriously, it's a vulva onesie.

  • 3_M4N

    fashion

    wat r u doin?

    fashion

    stahp

  • I could see some of these possibly making it into club scenes or being worn by dancers, but I'm pretty sure that the girls vag would be quite visible in half of these outfits

  • High fashion/art is wonderfully weird. There's no way I'd wear those.

  • retardedgenius

    would have been a lot better vid if they had let the rest of Bittersweet Symphony play out...

  • that's just something self-conscious embarrassed people say. ... http://www.kingprofit76dollarp...

  • futuristic or retarded?

  • jimmy

    this is a reblogging site...

  • I guess that it's kind of like clothes?

  • Closet Nerd

    "No shirt, no shoes, no dice!"
    "Learn it. Know it. Live it."
    ...... just sayin

  • Closet Nerd

    it seems like someone doesn't like ANY of my comments
    ..... just sayin

  • You had me at video of a woman. Depressing? BARELY.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I can think of 15 different ways that you could wear a cardboard box but it doesn't make it fashion.

    http://tinyurl.com/7fn4vyp

  • GreyGanado

    Define fashion.

  • It does if you put it on a catwalk in Paris.

  • ODwanKenObi

    This is ridiculous. Where are you suppose to put your hands when situations become awkward.

  • Lots of dresses have no pockets. Why do you think most women carry bags?

  • jimmy

    you put your hands in your bag when the situation becomes awkward?

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