Real Products: Presidential Monster Action Figures

This is a line of action figures featuring seven different presidents as the monsters from Universal's iconic horror films (plus a zombie George Bush for good measure). Each figure is guaranteed to fail to capture the imagination of today's youth and cost between $25-$30. Except Baracula. Baracula is only available by ordering the entire 7-president set for $175. Why? Your guess is as good as mine. Unless your guess is some sort of insane Illuminati-related conspiracy theory, in which case you guess was way, WAY better.
Hit the jump to see the rest in their packaging as well as a shot of them all together at a party. No -- a MONSTER BASH.







Thanks to carey, who wrote some long thing about how everyone involved in politics really are monsters and I just nodded my head while daydreaming about what I'm gonna have for lunch.
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