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This is a line of action figures featuring seven different presidents as the monsters from Universal's iconic horror films (plus a zombie George Bush for good measure). Each figure is guaranteed to fail to capture the imagination of today's youth and cost between $25-$30. Except Baracula. Baracula is only available by ordering the entire 7-president set for $175. Why? Your guess is as good as mine. Unless your guess is some sort of insane Illuminati-related conspiracy theory, in which case you guess was way, WAY better.

Hit the jump to see the rest in their packaging as well as a shot of them all together at a party. No -- a MONSTER BASH.

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Thanks to carey, who wrote some long thing about how everyone involved in politics really are monsters and I just nodded my head while daydreaming about what I'm gonna have for lunch.

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There are Comments
  • ZomBBombeR

    Sorry everybody and I do feel dumb asking but since I'm not muhrican I'm having a hard time guessing who the monster of the watergate lagoon is...anyone?
    Update: I did some research and with just 1 min and google I realized it was Nixon as the lagoon monster I knew the face was familiar just coudn't put a finger on the name and the double peace sign was a giveaway too.

  • I want them ALL! And I'm not American.

  • dougfunnay

    so weve got a spread of presidents ranging from 35th to 44th and then..... wham! slammed with a 16 like a derringer to the back of the skull!

  • I want them and I don't know why.

  • guest

    Romney wasn't a president...

  • Justin

    I think that's Reagan

  • Idlethoughts

    Romney can finally pride himself in knowing that he managed convince at least one person that he and Reagan were the same, it seems the campaign was not a total waste after all.
    ...
    It's okay Romney, you can stop crying now, please come out of your room, we're getting worried about you...

  • Jimrod

    Ronald reagan, however, was president. And you would appear to be a moRON

  • Katie and Jared Coates

    haha!! moRON. Clever and true.

  • How this got past the idea phase and into the design and production phases will baffle me for the rest of the day.

  • Closet Nerd

    Why is JFK the Phantom? Because half of his face was blown out?
    .... just sayin

  • Guest

    cool

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