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Mother Nature On Wheels: Deer Antler Bicycle Handles

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This is a pair of deer antler bicycle handlebars designed by Taylor Simpson. Granted there's no brake attachment, but let's not kid ourselves, if you've got a pair of deer antler bicycle handlebars you're a hipster and riding a fixie anyways. That said, I just switched out my handlebars with bull horns for maximum self-goring if I ever get in an accident. Plus replaced my bike seat with a f***ing cactus.

Hit the jump for one more shot.

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Thanks to Courtney, who suggested I get dino peen handlebars which sounds like a terrible waste of a good thing if you ask me.

There are Comments.
  • jerry

    where can i buy one?

  • te'Shara

    I do not want 'impaled by deer horns affixed to bicycle' on my death certificate!

  • Conrado Parra

    Ours is the Fury!

  • Mad_Man1

    This is in skylar greys music video C'mon let me ride

  • agatha

    Don't want to get an accident with that! Bbbrr! That's gonna hurt! Watch out for the road signs hahaha!

  • Zero2Black

    Impalement imminent.

  • Adonos

    LOL so many people are going to die

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  • Andrew St. Andrew

    That would hurt if you fell forward off your bike.

  • JJtoob

    Because you can never have enough danger.

  • Harold

    FIRSTIES

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